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| From: HTW To: Panel Subject: Cheaters Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 ...most of the people were gone. They had been leaving at the 3 minute mark. I had almost given up and started paying attention to my wife, but then thought about WWTPD (what would the panel do) and continued to watch. I don't even like the Rockets and I was celebrating the victory. It was truly awesome. Kid was on fire. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Monty To: Panel Subject: Chanel Date: Fri, 3 Dec 2004 I just hope people look at Giambi's consequences more than Bonds' rewards. It is interesting that a Barry Bonds bobble-head is now proportionate in scale to real life.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: NFL Imbalance and the Curse of the Black Quarterback Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 Funny thing was, Stevick never noticed and left after the meeting, most likely walking around campus with a short cotton boner sticking out of his sailboat pants for hours. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: A Sad Night in Majik's Pez Dispenser Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 Hell, I'd catch a dozen per year if my QB weren't the inept Mike "Bucky" Clements, who takes more sacks than Drew Bledsoe and AB's mouth combined. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Chamelion To: Panel Subject: Jan Trapp's Quest for a Ring Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 If AI lacks a taint, AB, then what is it exactly that holds together his anus and his scrotum? Is that the :missing ligament" that makes him so athletic? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: www.thegoal.com Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 The only other time I was that close to a pro athlete was when I stood next to Bill Walton at the Fleet Center and he signed autographs for hundreds. After about 15 minutes he asked me if I would like something signed, I replied "no" and continued to stand right next to him for another 5 minutes. His armpit smelled horrible.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: Can I try that tactic? Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 And in one game, you sacked Troy Aikman like 11 times (7 by the Minister of Defense Reggie White) and at one point, you even sacked Troy Aikman's sack. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: food for thought Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 Question: What do Tiger Woods and Nomar Garciaparra have in common?: Answer: Both sucked at their respective sport while planning their weddings. Lesson: Sports over Bitches. Love, Beer ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Culpepper CLEARLY uglier Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 Anything of substance that makes it to the table, I usually eat. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Almanac To: Panel Subject: The Godfather speaks, and it is so. Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 Philly is more like a Dr. Suess book: We can beat you in our home (Vikings), We can beat you in a dome (Detroit); We can beat you on the road, We can beat you with our dode. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: HTW To: Panel Subject: The Godfather speaks, and it is so. Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 First, McNasty is much uglier than Culpepper. I was watching an interview with him after the game last week and I thought I was watching a new Quiznos commercial. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Almanac To: Panel Subject: Heere, in bed with the Chamelion Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 On correction in regards to Trapp- the monkey on her back is actually an orangutang. |
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