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| From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: A Great weekend in the Bronx Date: Mon, 20 Sept 2004 "The Yankee pitching looks better than ever"??? The Yankee pitching looks more like Better Than Ezra. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: Yankers Date: Thu, 2 Sept 2004 AB, act like you're some kind of seasoned veteran of the sport who remembers the game decades before nay of us were born abd has suffered much greater agony than us through the years as a loyal Redsox fan. Hey AB, can I climb up on your lap so you can tell me about how you used to listen to the Sox on the radio before there was television...tell me about the good ol' days...tell me about The Babe, Yaz, or the Splendid Sphincter. Wake up, jackass...you're 30. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Almanac To: Panel Subject: David Weaver-Zercher-Batboy Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 I do have to defend Rulon Gardner. ?Leaving his shoes on the mat is symbolic of retirement. It is a tradition in the sport of wrestling.... ...It's really no different than Cal Ripkin's victory lap, MJ coming out early in his last game for the crowd, Lemiux taking a final lap, or Magic contracting HIV. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: AB To: Panel Subject: David Weaver-Zercher-Batboy Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 I'm tired of looking at bob costas sitting with his legs crossed and his hand gently touching his chin as if he just found his dode and is in deep thought wondering how it crept up his belly and attached itself between his tits. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Almanac To: Panel Subject: David Weaver-Zercher-Batboy Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 Why do the Olympics bring this out? So much for peace and harmony. The Olympics make me hate countries that really shouldn't bother me at all. -Lithuania (bomb it!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: The Windy City Heist Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 I had an incredible sports experience last week while on vacation. While in the middle of a round of golf at Lake Pleasant Golf Club in Speculator, NY, I shot my first (and likely my last) hole-in-one. I then walked up and retrieved the ball from the cup using my incredibly erect dode. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jazz To: Panel Subject: friggin francona Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2004 Jeter's play was great. Little known fact: Steinbrenner was sitting right where Jeter dove and despite most of the publics assumption, he broke his face not by a metal chair, but by diving head first into George Steinbrenner's crotch and erect dode. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: HTW To: Panel Subject: Johnstown, Pennsylvania Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 All I can say was that Johnstown was a booming city back in the day. The steel industry was huge in my town. The flood of 1889 really put a damper on things and the place hasn't exactly recovered since. Johnstown has since been voted the most depressing town to live in for Women! It is one of the most economically challenged areas, which is why we make such a huge deal about our beloved Inclined Plane. I remember when I moved to Johnstown. I had dreams/nightmares of being carried away in a flood - until I rode the plane! All my fears resided. I knew I was safe! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Monty To: Panel Subject: ABrry ABonds Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 I admit that is a pretty funny line. But I must say that the archives section of the panel has become the biggest joke of the whole site. It is now almost impossible for a non-Boston member to have a quote archived. I recommend you rename the link "Boston love-fest". If you haven't seen it lately, its pretty ridiculous. I understand that this email will usher one form every Boston member (excluding Jazz) that tells me to shut up, write something funny, quit complaining, or will mention some of my body parts, but it is a bit ludicrous. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: AB To: Panel Subject: Todd MacCullough Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 [in reference to Barry Bonds' accusation of Boston being a racist town] seiously...what the HELL is his problem and where does he get off so easily for making such inappropriate comments??? the only relief i get is knowing that he's taken roids long enough for his penis to shrink and be the same size as mine. |
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