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| From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Detroit Penistons Date: Fri, 11 June 2004 LA will win game 4 and even things up, which will make the last few games very interesting. Not only because it will be exciting basketball, but mostly because of Ben Wallace's meat stick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: Owe limp picks Date: Thu, 10 June 2004 Surely, Wallace's gargantuan trouser sausage easily holds it's own 9-inch advantage over Yao's little spring roll. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Owe limb bizkit Date: Thu, 10 June 2004 Given the opportunity do you think Monty would make love to five 7 foot men or twelve 7 foot men???? Why are you so infatuated with height, Montel? You are the only one throughout all of these discussions who continues to remark on the size of these large men. Are you aware of this? Does your church have a Christian counselor type guy who can let you vent to him? Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison? Would you like it if AB got on my shoulders and we climbed into a "7 foot" tight-ass, crotch-less, leather singlet and showed up at your front door with a whip in one and a Manute Bol in the other? Pls respond. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: AB To: Panel Subject: Owe limp picks Date: Thu, 10 June 2004 i'd take pierce out and replace him with i don't know you and tim watch nba. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: The Panel: Recommissioned Date: Mon, 7 June 2004 The Lyrical Farmers were a College rap group, not High School. Think about it...Farmers have to wait for the harvest. We reap what we sow. Our first and only album was entitles "Cropz witt Propz". The crew ran 3 deep with membaz being: Lord Harvest (Ethan Martin), MC Reap (Tugboat) and Sickle (James Vitray). Freshman year was whack. We sold exactly 0 albums, and if I do the math...ummm...carry the 2...plus 3...minus 6...that's just 7 less than Corporate Willis. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jazz To: Panel Subject: The Panel: Recommissioned Date: Mon, 7 June 2004 Upon Monty's suggestion and discussion with my family and close friends, I have decided to foregoe my future with StatesSreet and enter the NBA draft. The past few years I have posted good numbers in pickup games at a small Cambridge playground and now I feel I am ready to make the leap. It was a difficult decision but I realized that I would like to get paid lots of money and I like basketball, so it's a natural fit. I look forward to draft day, and the chance to showcase my skills upon the hardwood next season, as well as, tons of groupie love. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From:T2 To: Panel Subject: The Panel: Recommissioned Date: Mon, 7 June 2004 This past week, Milton Bradley was suspended for four games due to a recent on field temper tantrum. Does anyone know how this will affect the production schedule of Monopoly? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Monty To: Panel Subject: The REAL inferiority complex Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 However, I have never seen a player drop off so fast. It seemed the minute [Shawn Kemp] signed with Cleveland, he gained 400 lb and had 9 more kids with 8 more women, and one with a Kangaroo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Turner To: Panel Subject: Swank's biased argument Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 ...Chris Webber is the antithesis of clutch play. Let's face it, the man would choke on his own balls if he were a double-jointed contortionist. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jazz To: Panel Subject: and then there were 7 Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 It's amazing and intimidating to face the t-wolves nowadays. They feature not only Garnett and his war rhetoric, but two villains form classic action movies: the predator (sprewell) and the alien (cassell). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: HTW Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 "...just like when Raw Jerk Lemons threw the broken bat at Mike Piazza. I'm SO glad Mike Piazza wasn't a Redsock...not because of anything having to do with that play, but because Piazza's a homosexual." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Tim Duncan sucks - waive him Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 Tim Duncan's balls are shaped like Dramamine tablets. |
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