THE ARCHIVE
(classic exerpts from the Panel)
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From: AB
To: Panel
Subject: HTW
Date: Tue, 4 May 2004

well monty...i am well aware that i am a guest on the panel, but i'm also a boston fan.  so allow me to supply you with some info.  we boston fans prefer you refer to us as redsox nation.  it's more apporpriate.  and as a "boston fan", you direct your comments toward me as well as ernie/babes.  so if you want to lump redsox nation into a few comments made by one, then you need to be prepared to get your ass verbally kicked by an entire nation.  also...i will now refer to you as my bitches.  i am aware that bitches is plural.  i use it because i am specifically referring to your balls. 

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From: Tugboat
To: Panel
Subject: The truth behind AB...
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004

We have a reason to be excited.  But no... You would rather try to "teach us Bostonians a lesson...it's only April...blah blah blah."  We know that.  I respect The Almanac, but not The Calendar.  You are exposed Mr. Kerry.  Boo-yah. 

HTW - Yes, it always gets heated.  Like your crotch on a summer day in Orlando.  Or when you live in a city dedicated to sports and not cartoons and amusement parks.

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From: AB
To: Panel
Subject: The truth behind AB...
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004

also...I walked in on tug's and ernie's grandmother takin a shit.

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From: Tugboat
To: Panel
Subject: Kobe vs. Jordan, and the NBA Playoffs
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004

Heere-
You completely contradicted yourself in your argument.

"He's a little rich boy, arrogant fag.  He says he's from Philly, but he represents nothing about Philly."

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From: Ernie
To: Panel
Subject: rise up, Terrel Owens
Date: Mon, 22 Mar2004

Question: Is Warren Sapp washed up, or did he just have an off year (only 5 sacks - granted, that's four more than I have).

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From: Tugboat
To: Panel
Subject: Tony Dungy is a mulatto John Heere
Date: Mon, 5 Jan 2004

HTW-

Unlike my younger sibling, I actually appreciate you putting together the NFL brackets -
Just Kidding - you're retarded.  Why do you have to bust on us for setting your ass straight on how to run the best post-season for the Panel?  With the exception of the Chamelion and the Count of Monte Cristo we all got into college on our academic merits and deserve to be treated as such - scholars.  So shove 1 point up yo ass and watch the Patriots kick the living shit out of the entire NFL while the Steelers sit at home and collectively masturbate to a picture of a topless Ahmad Rashad.

-Da Brat
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