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From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Broncos suck balls Date: Wed 17 Dec 2003 I will crush you in any non-electronic sports competition, including basketball, football, billiards, beisbol, pulling-it, Greco-Roman wrestling, etc. I will shove your face so far down i the couch at home, you'll come out thinking you bit into dad's ass, spitting out $4.75 in change. How dare you bite the hand that fed you the ball in so many give-and-goes and pick-and-rolls. You're dead to me kid. Eat my ballzack (twice). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Broncos suck balls Date: Mon 15 Dec 2003 Your football teams sucks live Steve Heere in a private Tibetan garden. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Monty To: Panel Subject: Threeagles Date: Wed 10 Dec 2003 It all turned sour for the Endicotts when they thought Vai Sikahema was a disease, not a fromer Eagles punt returner. It got worse when the confused Dr. J with the Orange Julius store in the mall. Those fruit drinks are good, but they are not hall of fame basketball players. However, the final straw was when they thought Mike Schmidt was a beer maker, not the greatest third baseman of all time. That, more than anything, led to their banishment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Threeagles Date: Wed 10 Dec 2003 My deep trey would be in effect. But my D would be extremely week. I guess I would be a modern day Tiny Archibald plus 50 lbs, give or take another 30 lbs (give). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Hacksaw To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS SHIT Date: Thu 4 Dec 2003 First, there are a few things you should know before joining this panel: Babes is an idiot, Tommy Turner is a mastermind at getting under people's skin, Ryan Heidenthal is suffereing from severe depression and has had homosexual experiences with Darren Grovatt, Danny Franz (aka Jeff Van Gundy) is 42% psychotic, 32% Sicilian, 26% Retarded, and has one nut since he had one chopped off in an operation due to a cyst that formed over his left nut, Majik Andersen pops up when you least expect it, Colbert is trying to lock up Darius Miles for life, the Panel is unworthy of Jazz' articulate skillz with the pen, Monty is God's gift to sports, Tugboat is God's gift to women, and I am Allen Iverson's dode. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Tomorrow is Tugboat Appreciation Day! Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2003 On my birthday today, I would like to send a special Thank You to all who make this f'n Panel possible. The few and faithful...Montel Jordan, Hair, Bips, the F'n Father, etc. You may not be the founding fathers but more importantly you are the faithful and current leaders of this Panel. Let's not fret when the inboxes are thin. .... Celtics suck. They will not make the play-offs. And if they do, I want them to be automatically replaced with the AND 1 Squad... |
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