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| From: The Father To: The Panel Subject: Date: Tue, 25 Nov 2003 here's hoping the mets land a-rod, something they won't do as the gm is as dumb as mike shanahan and as intelligent as pat bowlen, meaning they're as intelligent as anna kournikova and as dumb as carrottop, meaning they're as warthless as the Magic and as despondent as the Chargers. My point is made. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: The Father To: Panel Subject: Mike Shanahan is Toucan Sam or worse Don Chaney Date: Tue, 25 Nov 2003 Here's the list and the list that is in: Fuck Denver, Fuck Shanahan, Fuck Gardener and his pancake lazy mother fucking asshole, fuck the NHL, fuck the NBA, fuck The Answer, fuck McNabb, fuck the entire Denver receiving core including Rod, fuck the Pats, the chiefs, the raiders, the lakers, the pacers, reggie, yankees, schilling, boston celtics, flyers, penguins, j. edgar hoover, messiah college, samuel smith, the klu klux klan, fuck alan houston, charlie ward, van horn, mcdyess, the whole city of fucking NY, fuck the cold ohio winters, fuck not having direct tv and watching the little fucking helmet go accross the screen for nothing, fuck stein, fuck GW, fuck iraq, fuck the ravens, brian greise, fiedler and the redskins for losing, fuck marty, fuck fundamentalism, fuck carbs, fuck traffic, fuck DC, fuck thanksgiving, whats there to be thankful for, denver is 6-5 the knicks are 5-9 and the mets...well the mets continue to lose even when the season is over, fuck them too, fuck bonds and his steroids, fuck romo, callahan, chucky, dante hall, randy moss, moe williams, tax returns, credit cards, history, geography, getting up early, lebron, michael jordan, television, tv preachers, cancer, keyshawn, sapp and his underrated fat, vick for being a wuss, the media, michael jackson, ross perot, brian billichick, gary gubiak, alex gibbs, andy reid, eddie kennison, bill cartwright, john macenro, jimmy connors, babe ruth, the curse, the cubs, MLB, NFL, NBA, hockey, tennis, cricket, croquet, soccer, water polo, horseracing, golf and tiger woods, sugar, and last but not least: charles barkley. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: The Father To: Panel Subject: Washington Bulletpoints Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2003 What a game! I thought of Heeresky sitting at home, checking out Kiddie porn on the internet in between watching the Sixers game in gamecenter on ESPN.com. I had the Nicholson seats with my brother in law and Iverson was standing about a foot away from me, I could smell his rank siphilis from my chair. I thought about reaching out and grabbing his nuts for you Heere, but thought better of it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jazz To: Panel Subject: Hideki: Screwed Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 Let's be equal opportunity award givers. How about the HOY award honoring the top Hispanic? Or others such as the ASS award to the most Athletic ShortStop. Or the BALLS award would go the Best ALL around Slugger. This year in the NL it would be a tight race with the likes of Bonds and Sheffield. Or the NUTS award to the ballplayer who in fact has the biggest nuts. In this modern age of all-inclusive society we cannot shun a certain group because of culture or even genetics. ... Even more, imagine a ballplayer like A-Rod or Nomar who in fact could win both the BALLS and ASS. Undoubtedly, a distinguished honor to hold them high. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Majik To: Panel Subject: Hideki: Screwed Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 [A]s frustrating as it is to hear idiot reporters do idiotic things, as a panel, we need to remember that in many way we are all sports writers aren't we? At the same time, they are also the people that many of us rely on the get sports information. Let's not curse the whole industry just because of a few idiots who didn't know their role. If we do, we're in a way cursing ourselves. |
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