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| From: AB To: Panel Subject: Still waiting Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 i've watched the WS here and there between laundry runs, doing the dishes, baking an apple crisp, and dry humping the couch while looking at a topless picture of nelson mandela. i just don't like bad calls affecting the outcome of a game. . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Monty To: Panel Subject: NFL Week 1 Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 I'm sure Ernie will be glued to his TV tonight as Barry Bonds makes his season debut for the Giants. Welcome back, Barry! We have missed you about as much as anthrax. . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Ding Dong Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 Great story Monty. Interestingly enough, Ernie said the same thing ("It makes me content knowing you willget enjoyment from it") while giving up his virginity to a 4 foot Chinese gardner in the back of a rickshaw. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: AB To: Panel Subject: ring my bell Date: Tue, 9 Aug 2005 Monty, This is not an attack...do you want me to turtle wax your ass for you? rub your lower back and work it around to the front? take my clothes off and do a little dance just for you? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: AB To: Panel Subject: Grand Prix Date: Tue, 2 Aug 2005 i agree...cmb wears a dress, has soft nads, and doesn't like or play sports. he is the antithesis of sportless, which is why he would lose to any and all panelists in 1 on 1 baseball, basketball, hockey, tit-a-ly winks, football, the other football and naked leap frog. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: T2 To: Panel Subject: PANEL: REPLY TO THIS Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2005 I love the fact that the Yankees just took 2 games from Baltimore over the past two days. I love it even more that Giambi is heating up faster than Mime's crotch when entering the Marcel Marceau Memorial Museum. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Panel.tk updates Date: Mon, 27 Jun 2005 By the way, you my friend, are the biased faggot voter. You probably chiseled your pin prick dode into a point and inserted a cylindrical piece of lead into the tip of it so you could fill out all All Star 3 ballots at once, rather than just two. Nice job stuffing the ballot box for your Red Sox Queer Eye pals. Maybe after you;re done doing that, you can move on to stuffing hamstersdown your pants during your next Trans-Atlantic flight to Denmark. Faggot. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Monty To: Panel Subject: Spin Zone Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 I am sorry if I misled you Mime, but I am unable to enter into another dimension of time and space to create a reality that never occurred. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Cleveland Brown Stars Date: Thu, 2 Jun 2005 If they do "fold" you remain in Boston playing the five fingered mambo on your prok sword for the rest of the winter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Monty To: Panel Subject: NCAA BBALL ENERGY Date: Fri, 27 May 2005 Finally, Roaf, if by "stalking" you mean holding you accountable when you completely contradict yourself or lie, then yes, we are "stalking" you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: Kareem Abdul Jabbar Date: Thu, 26 May 2005 Mime, you are correct. I just wanted to call you an illiterate cock. But as far as me overreacting, I disagree. In fact, I think I showed tremendous restraint considering the circumstances. It is you that has things all wrong as I was merely clearing space between myself and your taint. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS - The Commish added Date: Tue, 24 May 2005 I kindly invite you to a large helping of my beef-tits, with a side of corn on the cock. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS - The Commish added Date: Mon, 23 May 2005 What is "dropping heat sticks"? Is a heat stick another term for a dode, or for a steaming shit? Either way, I want one dropped on my face. |
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