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| From: AB To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS - The Commish added Date: Mon, 23 May 2005 captain man boobs, commish just dropped a wet heat stick on your face. no doubt...who on the panel isn't dropping heat sticks on sweat river these dayz? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Roaf To: Panel Subject: The NEW Panel Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 AB, screw you. Next time I see you I'm gonna slap your tits with a wiffle ball bat. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: The NEW Panel Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 We cannot mandate it. This is not China. The Panel is not communist. Heere's anus is communist. ...in the sense that a community of gooks have made a home there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Captain Man Boobs To: Panel Subject: The NEW Panel Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 Thumas - return to us you incestual twin gooks - you look like Tomax and Xamot on crack you Maryland sluts. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Mime To: Panel Subject: HTW IS AWHORE Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 I will touch myself thinking of 3 Super Bowl Championships, a World Series Championship and an '86 NBA Championship. Monty, on the other hand, will be fondling himself while thinking of Jeff Foster's 48/minute rebounding average and Billy Beane's Moneyballs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Roaf To: Panel Subject: reply to this - heere on vacation again - typical Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 Lastly, that stat about April winning % does mean something you sloppy-titted tart. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Moses To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS: Heere reunited Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 I PERSONALLY GRABBED JEREMIAH GRUBES TESTES AS HARD AS I COULD BECAUSE HE WAS BLOCKING ME FROM RETRIEVING A HOCKEY BALL DURING INTRAMURALS. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: AB To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS: Heere reunited Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 i think it was an honest mistake, but understand sheff's reaction...he doesn't know the fan's intention. as for the fatass who threw the beer at sheff and went into hiding...sorry...won't do it again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: The Missing Link Theory Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 Listen here dumbass, if I say I've heard something about Millar, then by God I heard something about him. I don't have to provide articles, interviews or any other sort of proof to you. Who are you? Frickin Lance Ito? It's not your concern to judge whether I'm right or wrong. You will take what I said as fact and keep your mouth shut. Understand, slut? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Monty To: Panel Subject: Shameless... Date: Wed, 6 Apr 2005 Webby, I also share in your Baylor joy. My high school catched attended Baylor, so I have followed the women's hoops team religiously since then. Sorry I forgot to mention this earlier. I cried tears of joy watching the game last night. And when I say "watching the game", I mean watching the highlights in the morning. And when I say "watchign the highlights in the morning", I mean that I turned the TV off the second they began to talk about women's hoops. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: It's Official Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 [signing off] -Scottie Pippen (reaching #1 on the charts in 1988 with "Humpty Dance") ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Majik To: Panel Subject: It's Official Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 Anyway, all of this butt kissing is simply to say that I have officially changed my stance on the "Roaf vs. Wolf" scenario. I have always been a ahuge supporter of the argument that the wolf would win paws down. I am officially changing my position to a "draw". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: REPLY TO THIS Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 It has become quite obvious that I am not receiving all Panel email and it is quite frustrating (I would equate this frustration to beoing similar to that of Heere trying to pop his first boner). |
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