| THE ARCHIVE (classic exerpts from the Panel) Page 12 |
| From: Jazz To: Panel Subject: Panel Revised Basketball HOF Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2006 Rodman only belongs among Madonna's top 50. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: AB To: Panel Subject: Roger's crap Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 boo-yah...guillen is manager of the year in my books. however, i don't have any books. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Roaf To: Panel Subject: SB MVP again Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 I, more than any other on this Panel, speak my mind freely. That is why so many of you "hate" me, I share my thoughts with no censorship. That and I am kind of a dick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: HTW To: Panel Subject: Worst Champs [SHHH, PRANK ON ROAF] Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 Who is Red Arbak? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Monty To: Panel Subject: Worst Champs [SHHH, PRANK ON ROAF] Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 It is sad to see [Red Auerback] go, but I think any honest Celtics fan would say the franchise is better off without him. I think the past 15 years basically cancels out the first 15. Again, local hero, sure. But does he really belong on a page with Ted Williams, Warren Spahn, Herb Brooks, Pat Tillman, Reggie White, George Mikan, Cory Lidle, or Rodney Sawatsky? The answer is clearly no. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: HTW To: Panel Subject: Worst Champs [SHHH, PRANK ON ROAF] Date: Tue,.31 Oct 2006 I don't know about the rest of you, but I've just about had it with Roaf and his homosexual love for Red Arabic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: AB To: Panel Subject: Quick Questions Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007 if Indy jumps out to a 21 - 0 lead before halftime, i'm turning the TV off, pullin my pants down, and pretending to be the meat in a Sayegh sandwich (preferrably cousin john and uncle sophien). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: DJ Continued Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2007 I think it's kind of retarded to say "there will never be another" whoever, based on that person's body type. Who cares? There will never be another player as fat as Oliver Miller, as skinny as Tayshaun Prince, as tall as Gheorge Muresan, or as yellow as Yao Ming...but that doesn't make any of them notably "great". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: AB To: Panel Subject: Phillies: The best of the worst Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 In all honesty, I picture Ainge in some back room at the TD Backnorth Garden smoking the jibba with Robert Parish, Bill Russell and some custodian until Doc knocks on the door and tells Ainge to come out and do stuff. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: NBA Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 I think the A-Rod story will blow over before the season begins. Aure the media is excited right now that A-Rod took Performance Enhancing Narcotics / Illegal Substances (P.E.N.I.S.). But 2 months from now, no one will care that A-Rod took P.E.N.I.S. back in 2003. We'd be naive to think that he's not still taking P.E.N.I.S. Most of the Yankees roster is guilty of shooting P.E.N.I.S. in their rear end at some point or another during the last decade. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Ernie To: Panel Subject: Hypocrite alert Date: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 I remember Bird telling Xavier McDaniel specifically where on the court he was going to catch and shoot the ball to win the game...and then doing it. Then I remember Magic Johnson taking it to the hole and getting AIDS. |
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