| THE PANEL HALL OF FAME (the greatest human beings/vehicular planes of all time) PAGE 4 |
| Johnstown Vehicular Inclined Plane Inducted June 23, 2004 1) The World's steepest "VIP". 2) Has saved thousands of lives since the infamous flood of 1889. 3) Provides safety from fears and nightmares to the young children of Johnstown....who coincidentally, all grow up to be rabid homosexuals. |
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| Ravishing Rick Rude Inducted July 25, 2004 1) Famous for his provacative pose, and for the words "Simply Ravishing" emblazoned on his buttocks 2) So seductive, he died in 1999. 3) Disrobed for thousands of female WWF fans, giving T2 his first real erection circa 1983. |
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| This Man. (part 2) Inducted January 25, 2005 (Justification unnecessary). |
| Mike Ditka Inducted April 13, 2006 1) Known as Iron Mike, The Hammer, and Da Coach. 2) Won Superbowl as player, assistant coach, and head coach. 3) According to Bill Swerski, could beat Rick Mears in the Indy 500 while driving a bus. |
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