| THE PANEL HALL OF FAME (the greatest human beings of all time) PAGE 3 |
| Nash and Nowitzki, Wasted Inducted August 15, 2003 1) Drown their playoff sorrows. 2) Spend their offseason dedicated to conditioning. 3) Live the true American Dream. |
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| Gay Tibetan Monk Inducted November 3, 2003 1) Lives in famed Potola Palace - Lhasa, Tibet. 2) Lures foreign tourists into sketchy situations in private living quarters. 3) Unexpectedly lunges for dodes. |
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| Tecmo Bo Jackson Inducted February 10, 2004 1) The greatest video game athlete of all time. 2) A childhood role model to all males currently between the ages of 20 and 30 years old. 3) 8-bit. |
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| Damon of Nazereth Inducted April 15, 2004 1) Takes the term "Christ-like" to the next level. 2) Wears a W.W.I.D. bracelet. 3) Between performing miracles, plays ball in the majors. |
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