| THE PANEL HALL OF FAME (the greatest human beings of all time) PAGE 2 |
| Lisa Guerrero Inducted July17, 2003 Lisa was recently called "the hardest working person in sports" by the Los Angeles Times. She is a former actress and NFL cheerleader. Today Guerrero stars in The Best Damn Sports Show Period, and is, in the words of the Panel's own Tugboat, "pretty much everything I've ever wanted in a woman." |
| The Gorilla from Monty's "vision" Inducted July18, 2003 1) Runs up and down the aisles of Christ Community Church during charismatic worship carrying a full sized Sunoco flag. 2) Takes sermon notes. 3) Does not, in reality, exist. |
| This Man. Inducted August 13, 2003 (Justification unnecessary). |
| Kurt Rambis Inducted August 15, 2003 1) Sported his signature thick black spectacles, boycotting "rec-specs" throughout his entire career. 2) Career 0-12 from beyond the arc over 13 NBA seasons. 3) His High School band used to break into "Jesus Christ Superstar" each time he took to the court. 4) Integral role in the 1997 film titled "The Lovemaster". |