| THE PANEL HALL OF FAME (the greatest human beings of all time) |
| Jesse Orosco Inducted May 15, 2003 Orosco was born in 1957, and began his Major League playing career in 1979 with the New York Mets. He has since played 23 seasons for 6 teams, and was on an active roster at the start of 2003. Serving as the answer to an obscure sports trivia question once discussed amongst the panel, and given his retarded name and lame victory stance, he earns a place in the panel Hall of Fame. |
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| Dennis Hollinger Inducted May 15, 2003 Despite demanding hobbies such as College Pastor, husband, father, author... Dennis keeps his priorities in line by a life committed to sports. At Messiah College's Grantham campus, Hollinger is known for his famous "penetration" sermon, and for visiting student housing facilities during the NCAA Final Four and making outrageous observations about coach K's daughters' breasts. He also serves as the voice of Messiah Falcons Mens' Basketball. |
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| Hakan Loob Inducted May 30, 2003 Mr. Hakan Loob is honored by the Panel Hall of Fame on 3 accounts: 1) The most retarded name in Sports since Alan Ogg 2) This picture is actually titled "Loob-action.jpg" 3) Calgary Flamer and proud. |
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| Grimace Inducted July 14, 2003 Sports hero and purple friend to all. |
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