'junk lit' is a term i thought up to describe the nonsensical, often incorrect short shorts i often wear while in a flash fiction daze of microfiction. More like a punch in the face than a slow steady massage, these pieces were meant only to shock and amuse and not for information or clarity. but, i use the term 'junk lit' now as the general term for my work.

old, outdated work can be found at the old mental mutilation site.

Novels

    AP Eng Novel: the same characters from my novella, now in a primitive cyberpunk world

Short Short (500-1000 words)

    Rollerblading Ninja: rollerblading isn't usually this cool.

Poems

    2k4 april poetry slam poem: it got me to the top 5

    knight poem: a fantasy poem inspired by old english epics.

FAIRY TALES

    Little Red :my version of little red riding hood, completle with analysis.

    Hansel and Gretel : Hansel and Gretel are in their late twenties. lots of cannibalism too, since this tale is half "juniper tree", completle with analysis.

    Bluebeard : This is the lesser known tale of bluebeard, who murders his many wives. completle with analysis.

    Sleeping Beauty : sleeping beauty. spencerian stanza fans rejoice!

    Cinderella : the story of cinderella written as russian nationalistic propaganda!

    The Ladybug Prince's Garden this is my own fairytale i wrote.

essays (think about if you really want to.)

   city in mind essay :i claim kunstler's thesis is unsuccessful with an unsuccessful thesis of my own!

   another city in mind essay :this essay was the most painful thing i have ever written. if you are teetering between this world and the next, why dont you stop on in.