The Day After the Night Before
Fandom: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Category:Slash
Archive: Sure, but ask first.
Feedback: Yes, thanks
Pairing: Alex/Olivia
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers:None
Disclaimers: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit and its characters belong to Dick Wolf et al. No infringement on any copyright is intended and no profit is being made.
Where am I?
On a couch.
Why?
It's where you ended up.
I'm on your couch.
Yep.
How did I get there?
That's a long story.
I have time. Why does blinking hurt?
That's part of it.
Why don't you start at the beginning?
Well once upon a time ...
Not funny. Tell me my story.
You were in a wet t-shirt contest where the first prize was a hundred dollar bar tab that you then drank.
And how did I get into a wet t-shirt contest? I think I need to know that.
Some of the guys said you wear a padded bra.
Excuse me?
Not me.
Fine, so I felt the need to prove my worth as it were?
Basically.
And I won? Good.
Do you want to hear the rest?
