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Ask HieiThey would never say... Remember, I basically just copy and paste from the emails I get from you. And regardless of humor, etc, I post all things I recieve, unless they are sex-related. Ask that wise guy, Hiei, what he thinks of the topics of life. You may also ask Kurama, but this section was originally called Ask Hiei. Note: All questions before March 1, 2004 have been deleted/unanswered. Please resubmit your questions if you want them answered. Submit the following form to [email protected] Who are you asking? Your name? Your question? PLEASE! Please do not send questions asking if Kurama or Hiei will go out with/marry you. All questions dealing with that sort of thing will be promptly deleted. And, please, no questions that are completely moronic will answered. New to old. Please, don't submit a question twice. It's annoying. I will eventually get to your question. Just chill out, dudes.
ASK HIEI: QUESTIONS ANSWERED
kurama hiei please try to remember.........kurama can you remember me being your little sister? can you remember sesshomuru being the oldest inuyasha being the second oldestthen you then me the youngest? can you remember we came together to human world the i got seperated from you then found you again with the help of gen kai? and that i couldn't remember you when we were at the dark tournament so you step up and told me you were the brother i was looking for?can you remember? and hiei can you remember having loved me baceause i was the only one you could trust and cause i gave you feelings like love and trust that you never expirienced before? and that we have so much in common? can you remember when yukina and i was there with her cause if i tried to scape they would kill me and her then you came along and saved her then offered me help only cause you knew i was kurama's sister the you started to trust me then like me then love me? can you guys remember me?Submitted by Kathya MinaminoHiei: Lay off the crack, man. Reality is going to hit you in the face... like hard if you don't snap out of that fantasy you keep living in. Kurama: I'm choosing not to respond to this. *sigh* So tell ME, Hiei, whats it like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?!?! You never actually answer the questions people ask you, and just trail off onto how you are going to kill them. Its adgitating . . . Submitted by Katt Hiei: What the hell is "adgitating?" Kurama: I think, Hiei, she meant "agitating?" Hiei: Does she even know what that word means? It would have been easier to say "It's upsetting." And yes, agitating means "To upset." And what's with the killing crap? Do you prefer I love everyone by the end of the answer? Kurama: NO! Hiei: ...? Kurama: That's just creepy thinking about it. What should I do about my creepy little sister kissing the TV screen every time you come up, and refering to you as "Master"...it's really creepy... Submitted by White Wolf Hiei: I think Igor needs to go back to Doctor Frankenstein, like now. *backs away slowly* How old are you? Not one website can tell me, and it's really bothering me. My friend says you're at least 23, but I disagree. Submitted by Katt Hiei: ... I have no age, fool. Kurama: Sure you do! Hiei: No, I don't. Kurama: *begins to open his mouth* Hiei: *draws his sword* Let me assure you, I don't have an age. Yusuke: Someone a bit touchy about their age, eh? Kurama: We could just ask Yu-- *gets hit by Hiei* Hiei: You all suck. Hiei, what's with all the belts? Submitted by Flame Hiei: Belts? What's a belt? Kurama: A thing humans wear. Hiei: And why the hell would I wear human clothing? Kurama: I don't know! Hiei: *frustrated* What belts!? Is your Jagan your third eye? Submitted by Rebecca Hiei: Yes, fool. Zeru: It's fake! Kurama: Didn't Hiei already kill that guy?? What wouldn't the goofballs of Yu Yu Hakusho never say? Note: All sayings before March 1, 2004 have been deleted. Please resubmit your sayings if you want them posted. Submit the following form to [email protected] Your name? Your website or email address? Your saying?
THEY WOULD NEVER SAY... SUBMITTED
Hiei: (talking to a store clerk) Do they have this shirt in pink?Hiei: WOWIE KAZOWIE! I WANT MORE COFFEE!!! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE! HEHE! Hiei: (talking to a policeman) Can you help me find my puppy? Sumbitted by Kerry [Email~Website] -------------- Hiei: (talking to a celebrity) OHHHHHHHHH DUDE U JUST GOT PUNKED MAN I SO GOT U!!! Yusuke: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! Hiei: DON'T PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!! Hiei: (talking to some guy in the theaters) *elbowing him* HA HA THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY DUDE!!! Hiei: OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY!!! Hiei: *darth vader style* Yukina, I am your brother. *makes weird darth vader sounds* Hiei: the 28478y9377832759885o42086038609i+ a b square - the umof 5834972495734 = 2!! Everyone else: O.o Sumbitted by Minix [Email] |
