A woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, 'I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine.' The other said, 'Oh, don't wory, I have a spare one in the back of my Porsche.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of University, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
A young boy answers the phone. A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"
The boy whispers, "Yes." The man then asks if he can talk to him.
"He's busy at the moment," the boy whispers.
"Then is your mom there?"
"Yes" the boy whispers. "Can I talk to her?"
"No, she's busy," the boy whispers. "Is there
anyone else there?"
"Yes" whispered the boy. "Who?" the man asked.
"A policeman," came the whispered reply. "Well, can I talk
to him?"
"He's busy too," the boy whispered. "Is there
anyone else there then?"
"Yes" whispered the boy. "Who then?" the man asked.
"A fireman," the boy whispered. "Can I talk to him?"
"No," the boy whispered, "he's busy."
Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.
"Looking for me." the boy whispered.
A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We
all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we
want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,"
the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going
to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and
slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
Bill Gates and Sheikh Hasina
Gates : Assalamualaikum! you must have heard of Windows.
Hasina : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
Hasina : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Hasina : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a brain operation last month.
Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in Bangladesh.
Hasina: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2000 Bangladesh should export computer chips.
Hasina: We are already exporting potato Chips. It was one of Bangabandhu's dreams...
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use Laptops?
Hasina: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating): Your Finance Minister knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Hasina : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available. We need foreign investment for this.
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Hasina: I have exhuasted all my leave, I have been travelling a lot.
Gates: I have no energy left , let us go out and have a bite.
Hasina: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite. Why don't you give it a try with Khaleda Zia?
Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is Restarting Please
Wait......"!!
Very Important Declaration:
I request to take these jokes for fun only, they are just jokes, nothing more, please don't take them seriously, I didn't mean to offense anyone or any group. Thank you for your understanding.
