Punch Drunk!
Your official source for all the gossip around the hall. 
Who's driving where, who's doing who and who's going to be performing tonight.
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March 11, 2003
Heya gang! Impromptu pop back into the Hall. Just a quicky here to tip ya off to a few new things.

1_ pictures... I'm still working on getting files transferred from one computer to the new one and getting them up onto the site. But I do have a new one of our darling Russian... so check out the
picture page for that one....and try his new Bio on the Krew page
2) psuedo pics... a friend of the Hall took it upon themselves to make these nifty web dollz of the Krew (well, of some of the Krew) so...check those out too.
3) online diary... yup...we've joined the ranks of teens and would-be authors to pen our own Krew diary. Check out Magic*8*Ball
here!
Hang  Loose!!
!~Kemi~!
June 27, 2003
Hey surfnuts! It's the Stepchild, Keoki! I'm here to give you a bit of the lowdown that's been goin' down for a while now.

First and foremost there's a big event being planned for the Hall. The days of Leifest are gone...yes, but do not cry. Shed no tears for there is something grander on the horizon. Ladies and genitals I give you ....

                     
Eight Ball-a-Palooza!
Yup yup, we've branched into something far more extensive. All I can tell you is this...there will be old friends and new friends...the finest music local and popular...and the Krew will do the famed, the fabled...Keoki Kareoke! That's right. The stage show, the Krew's own "review" ... Kopa will sing and dance to "Copa Cabana" with his favorite Lola ... Kemi will sing her throaty rendition of "Witch-ay Woman"... and I will rock the mic with the Duran Duran classic: RIO!  Don't miss it folks...call us for details. If we don't have details we'll just tell you to piss off!

In Krew news...Kemi's got something big on the horizon: she's auditioning for the Blue Man Group. Give the girls some props! Also, she is returning to the Rock Star lifestyle...this weekend she's got a behemoth party going to see Dave Matthews Band.  She's been getting back to the Hall more often these days. We're hoping it's not too much longer before she gets her ass back in town.


Things are pretty much business as usual. Puck's been made management. A few nights ago he got drunk and started dancing with his pint of Guinness (I'm not telling you that he made out with it...but just imagine it). >..such a display...he's definately one of our better managers. Of course...everyone in the original Krew is a manager...so I'm just typing out my ass.

Well gang...here's what you were hoping for...the rundown of who's playing this month...

See ya 'round!

Aloha Oy Vey!
Keoki
Upcoming Shows:

6/27: its log!
6/28: Cat and the Pussy Boys
7/1: P. Nutbutter and the Jelly Kings
7/4: Phoenix's Pyro-palooza! ten of your favorite locals (including Lei Me, Kemi; Cat and the Pussy Boys, Gentleman's Smoker, Polka Your Eyes Out and Sidewalk Chalk) rockin' the joint

7/10: Teryaki Jesus
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