FUNNY STORIES
Here is a story that I worte
in History about "Making America Better"
- What
I do to make US of A better is making a underwater city
in the Pacific Ocean. By making America bigger just start
building underwater trenches near the coast of Califonia.
By riding a "sea bubble" that brings you to "America Area
52 Underwater" or "Pacifica". In the city, people are able
to live anywhere they can afford. There is lots of entertainment
there too, like a museam of Godzilla where you can buy Godzilla
toys, keychains, caps, T-Shirts, costoums, and funny looking
pens with a shoe on it. They also have a baseball team called
Godzilla With Shoes or GWS for short.
Within the city there is a new race called
Seaman/Seawomen or Mermans/Mermaids. *(this is a little
off track but the seaman can go swimming and get eggs or
collect them). These people are able to swim very fast and
are able to breath underwater and can go into the sea even
though there is a lot of pressure. There will also have
"Sea-Mobiles" that lets you own a whale (suv or truck),
a dolphoine as a sports car/sedan, and a giant lobster as
a motorcycle. As for making movies, the city will have "SEALLYWOOD"
that made a movie that have youngsters racing their dolphines
all souped up like higher tail, longer fins, and clean air
gils; it is call "TOO SLOW TOO WET" which was a sea box
office hit!!!
- I
wonder what will happen if a car has 2 motors?
 
- American
beef? I wonder...or having beef with someone. You can beef
with someone in the airport, espcially if someone coming
to America, when you are siting on a 22 hour plan ride from
Hong Kong and going to Boston. You also get leg cramps and
just want to go crazy. Oh yea I'm learning Spanish and in
class it is very funny. OK back to "American beef". Hey
hey I get to be a "cow keeper" and I can use the cow as
a machine gun "bom bom bom", haha haha haha.... Now I think
I feel like a terrorist. shh....... keep it quite
Looks like someones angry--->
10/20-
I did not have a good chair to sit in today. It was kinda
a sad day, but Mr. W is finding me a chair though. I had
to sit on sit on a stool today. And also on Saturday I was
with Jonny B and good Ol' Vaz and then Vaz and Pimental
and me paid for a necklace (thats right it took 3 people
to pay a 99¢ necklace).
- Sitting
in a car and stuck in traffic sucks. It is the smallest
detail, like someone got pulled over by the cops and everyone
on the highway seems to just slow down just to look at the
person who got pulled over, I think that is why American
traffic's are made or when there is an accident people just
slow down or sometimes even stop in the middle of the highway
just to look at what is going on, people are sometimes so
nosey. I think I have said enough for today...looks like
it is dinner time, (10/14/03 - 17:23) and got to finish
this damn spanish homework. "el esta asi"
- I wonder what how long will it take
a giraffe to throw up? Or how long it will take an elephant
to sneeze?
- One of the greatest super power is
to be able to stop time. YES ! Booiya hehe......stop time.....man
i'm so evil.........hehe...............
- I
wonder if Micheal Jackson stay black, non of all these news
about him touching little kids would of happen.
Billy Bud:
The Football Player's Fantasy
This
is a story about a boy named Billy Bud who is on a football
team called K.K. Kon. On the team there is a captain named
Claggart who at the very beginning hates Billy for no reason,
he is just a character that just hates a person. Now for
the coach of the team's name is Coach Vere. This team is
a very specical football team that play ball on a merchant
ship. But one day while they were on the sea's, their ship
was taken over by a Great Britian Navel Ship (GBNS). As
their ship was taken over the team itself had to face the
GBNS team on a football game.
To be continue....
A story about a Chinese
Boy Delivery!
Once
a pond of time there was a chinese boy who did chinese food
deliveries for his mommy's resturant. So one night on a
Saturaday he was driving on a some what of a highway. He
was only driving a tad bit over the speed limit but right
after he passed a car with a shiny side door and blue with
red lights on the top of it he stepped on his brakes but
it was too late the car with the shiny door and blue with
red lights stopped the chinese's boys car. When a man walked
out of the shiny car he was like "oh shit I'm so screwed
and what will happen to meeh?" But he though about
what will happen if this really happens.
He though back of what his friends told
him about how he would talk in chinese and try to scare
off the man. But it did not work and the man felt thretened
and put his right arm on his gun. That is when the chinese
boy felt it was a bad idea. So when he was getting his regestation
and some what of a license to the man. The man ask the boy
did you know that this is not your license that this is
your permit; the chinese boy responded with this quote "yes
I know, but I am taking driver's ed"
ŠAll Right Reserve 2003 of Chany's
Time
and the creator of the story
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