Insults

Where on your birth certificate did it say life was fair?

Mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either.

yo-mama is soo big, she makes godzilla look like an action figure!!

she was good from far...but far from good

Hating me won't make u pretty!

This is a A and B conversation so C your Self out before D jumps over E and Fs you up

~*~i aM wHo i aM yoUr oPiniOn iS nEiThEr d e S i R e D . . .oR. . . R e Q u i R e D*~*

20,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

Sorry whats that you said? i was busy figuring out how to unblock you

Am I supposed to be affended by that? Cuz if I am,...then i'll just go along with it!!!

I don't know what makes you so dumb..but it really works.

If I promise to miss you.....will you go away?

}!{ Your as fake as the padded bra your wearing }!{

*I'm so sorry..........you looked cute from far away*

When you were born you were so ugly that your parents had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with yo

Thats a cute skirt... But what is your grandma using for curtains now?

there are a lot of things i miss about our relationship... i'm just not sure if you're one of them

Have a nice day, but don't have it here!!

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hillarious.

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

~HaTiNg mE WoNt mAkE YOU PrEtTy~

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Would you wear shoes if you didn't have feet?...then why in the hell do you wear a bra

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and erase the day I met you!!

My door is always open......so feel free to leave

Halloween is not until sunday so take off your mask

I might be pathetic, but at least ill grow out of it

If your brain were made of chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.

Your so ugly, your eyebrows run away from your teeth!

If you loose any more brain cells, you'll be a talking monkey

your so stupid that you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!

Roses are red, Violets are Black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "We are family"

You're not ugly.....You're just facially challenged

Look everybody makes mistakes...Take your parents for example..

There's a time to be stupid and believe me, you just broke the clock.

I've seen people get hit with an ugly stick before but damn you musta been beaten with it...

***Your So Ugly The Tide wudnt even take you out***

If god makes all things beautiful, then who made u?

You're Easier Than A Two Piece Jigsaw Puzzle!

My names not elmo so don't tickle me

DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me!

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!