You know if you stare at the screen long enough, I just might pop back on........

go away or i'll slap you with a wet noodle!

Gone to my "HAPPY PLACE".............Be back soon!!

I Will Be Right Back...My Enormous Genitals Are Stuck In The Door...AGAIN!

im looking at all of my old away messages

My dog ate my away message.

Working out.....if I'm not back soon then whoever said "a little exercise wont kill you" lied!

Leave a message! Ill ignore you later!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Jesus told me to ignore you, so i am!

Ahh..im so tired I could fall asleep on this very keybofdedojsdfl

Gone to find someone who actually cares and will talk to you...

in the shower...you so just thought about me naked- didn't ya?

you've reached me but i'm not here, try again later

i'll have to talk to you later i'm not dressed for this

why are you still standing there notice my away message is on

The longer you stay away, the more likely I am to come back.

Hello welcome to my away message how may I ignore you today

Why are you reading this?? I thought I blocked you.

there's more to life than reading this away message

I'd tell you what I'm doing, but then I'd have to kill you.

I'm not really away...... Your computer is LYING to you!!!! :P

I M A L I T T L E S P A C E D O U T R I G H T N O W.