Fun

If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate

If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you- my friend, Tuna

When we grow old lets proudly hang our granny undies out to dry...You In?~*Shoebhox Qoute*~

Ducks don't have lips!!

I smile because I have no idea whats going on....

A bend in the road is not the end of the road....unless you fail to make the turn!

Light travels faster than sound. Thatz why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

The stupider you feel, the better you look.

if every ones wishes came true every one would be rich, happy, in love and have the ability to fly

I'm a Brunette, What More Can I Say??!

i dreamt about u last nite, u were screaming and had a toothpic in ur eye

Don't take candy from strangerss unless they offer you a ride

~*~ I'm one of those bad things that happens to good ppl!! ~*~

I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faste

U can trust me with your life, but not with your doughnuts

~ Caution:May have blonde moments so please use small words and speak slowly.~

I have not failed! I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work.

I'm not completely useless... i could be used as a bad example!

My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods

Judge me if you want, but keep the verdict to yourself

THere are two kinds of people in the world, there is me....... and then those lucky enough to be seen with me

I'm just gonna pretend today is Saturday and I'm not missing school

*Beautiful, *Intelligent, *Talented, *Charming, *Happy

Caution: I may bite

Sex is like Fishing....You never know what you might catch!