Spending more then 1 hour online every day.

An overuse of an internet chatting device.

Not interacting well with people.

Do they not having many friends.

Extremely Pale Skin(caused from lack of sunlight).

An obsession with cheese and newts.

Praising or hugging the computer.

Crying if the computer crashes.

An intense fear of the sun.

Cringing or flipping when outside in the sun.

Use an excessive amount of sunscreen even when it is not needed.

Making up words that don�t even exist.

Extremely obese or thin.

Maintains their own website

Sunburns easily

Lack of personal higiene

Feels that their whole life is centered around a computer

Engages in "Lan Parties"

Talks to the IM robots like Smarterchild

Considers Smarterchild a friend

Often lies about their age/appearance/social standing online

Feels most comfortable near a computer

Denying that they are a Pale Kid.