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SPIKE: Yeah, we have. You hit with with an axe once. Remember... 'get the hell away from my daughter'? - "BECOMING" PART 2
GILES: It's a trick. They get inside my head and make me see things I want.
XANDER: Then why would they make you see me?
GILES: Oh, right. Let's go. - "BECOMING" PART 2
BUFFY: Are you sure this isn't a fanboy thing? 'Cause I've met more than a couple pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
DAWN: I feel safe with you.
SPIKE: Take that back!
BUFFY: Oz! Hi. I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
OZ: But you're not a rat. So I'd call it an upside.
BUFFY: Could you get me some clothes?
OZ: Sure. Just don't go anywhere.
BUFFY: Not an issue.
TARA: I was so lost.
WILLOW: I found you. I will always find you.
BUFFY: So it leads me to a sacred place, and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones?
GILES: Buffy, please! ... It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
BUFFY: [about the two Xanders] They're kind of the same now.
GILES: Yes. He's clearly a bad influence on himself.
WILLOW: Oz, don't you love me?
OZ: My whole life, I've never loved anything else. - "WILD AT HEART"
GILES: Clearly we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
OZ: Present.
SPIKE: Oh, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup o' tea, cup o' tea. Almost got shagged, cup o' tea.
XANDER: Who's a little fear demon? Come on. Who's a fear demon?
GILES: Xander, don't taunt the fear demon.
XANDER: Why? Can he hurt me?
GILES: No. It's just tacky. - "FEAR ITSELF"
SPIKE: Do you think we're...
GILES: Related?
ANYA: There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance.
GILES: Do I detect a sense of familiarity and... disappointment? Older brother?
SPIKE: Father!
GILES: Father? - "TABULA RASA"
XANDER: Angel?
ANYA: So this is Angel? He's large and glowery, isn't he?
XANDER: He's evil again.
ANGEL: I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that? - "PANGS"
SPIKE: I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't case the other puppies anymore. - "PANGS"
SPIKE: Is everybody very stoned here?
WILLOW: [turns to find Angel gone] Great, you made him do that thing were he's gone!
GILES: I have to go save Buffy from Hanzel and Gretel!
CORDELIA: Now let's get this straight. The brain damage occured before I hit you.
SPIKE: Love's a funny thing. "LOVER'S WALK"
BUFFYBOT: Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up and he's bloody stupid.
GILES: 'Dot you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans! - "DEAD MAN'S PARTY"
ANYA: Hot chocolate for Dawn. You're too young for coffee.
DAWN: [possessed] Idiots!
ANYA: You can have my coffee!
WILLOW: He's only doing what was done to him.
XANDER: I didn't give him syphilis! - "PANGS"
BUFFY: Spike loves me. [Xander laughs hysterically] I'm not joking.
XANDER: Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true!
SPIKE: I got a cramp!
TARA: In your pants?
XANDER: You mean I'm the key guy? I'm the key guy! Ah... pride... joy...
BUFFY: I think Angel should go with you.
XANDER: Wait a minute. I'm still the key guy though, right?
BUFFY: Yes, Xander.
XANDER: Very well. Angel may accompany me in a non-key-guy capacity.
ANGEL: What fun.
XANDER: Excuse me. Key guy still talking here. - "GRADUATION DAY" PART 2
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