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WILLOW: Xander!
BUFFY: You're right.
XANDER: Thank you.
BUFFY: There's only one thing wrong with Giles's little revenge scenario.
XANDER: And what's that?
BUFFY: It's going to get him killed. - "PASSION"
GILES: Why did you come here? This wasn't your fight!
BUFFY: [punches Giles in the jaw, falls down beside him and embraces him] You can't leave me. I can't do this alone. - "PASSION"
BUFFY: I like seeing you. And the part at the end of the night when we say goodbye, it's... getting harder. - "SURPRIZE"
DRUSILLA: Happy birthday, Buffy. - "SURPRIZE"
ANGELUS: She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive. - "INNOCENCE"
SPIKE: I'll dance with you, pet. On the Slayer's grave... - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 1
BUFFY: You can attack me, you can send assassins after me... that's just fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" ?PART 2
ANGEL: You think this is funny?
KENDRA: [closes the storage cage door, locking Angel in] I think it's funny now. That girl, the one I saw you with before -
ANGEL: You stay away from her!
KENDRA: I'm afraid you're not in the position to threaten.
ANGEL: When I get out of here, I'll do more than threaten. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 1
XANDER: [grabs Larry by the collar] That's my friend you're talking about.
LARRY: Oh, yeah? What are you going to do about it?
XANDER: I'm going to do what any man would do about it. Something... damn manly.
BUFFY: [throws Larry, about to punch Xander, agaist soda machine. A soda soda falls out] Get gone. Ooh, diet.
XANDER: Do you know what you just did?
BUFFY: Saved a dollar?
XANDER: Larry was about to pummel me!
BUFFY: Oh, that. Forget about it.
XANDER: I will... Maybe fifteen, twenty years from now. When my rep for being a sissy man finally fades! - "HALLOWEEN"
BUFFY: Ms. Calendar said you were a babe!
GILES: She said what?
BUFFY: She said, you know, that you were hot. A hunk of burning something or other. So... what do you think of that?
GILES: I... well... um, I don't - a burning hunk of what?
BUFFY: You know, gross as it is for me to comtemplate you grownups having smoochies, I think you should go for it.
GILES: Buffy, I appreciate your interest, but -
BUFFY: I've overstepped my bounds! It's none of my business. My God, what was I thinking? Shame. Shame. Gotta go.
GILES: [mumbling to himself] A babe? ... I can live with that. - "HALLOWEEN"
XANDER: [seeing Buffy in an 18-century gown] Buffy. My Lady of Buffdom. The Duchess of Buffonia. I am in awe. I completely renounce spandex. - "HALLOWEEN"
CORDELIA: Is Mister 'I'm the lead singer I'm so great I don't have to show up for a date or even call' gonna be there?
OZ: Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now.
CORDELIA: Well you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it and I didn't even see you so that's just fine.
OZ: So what do I tell him?
CORDELIA: Nothing! Jeez, get with the program!
OZ: Why can't I meet a nice girl like that? - "HALLOWEEN"
WILLOW: She's not Buffy.
XANDER: Who's Buffy?
WILLOW: Oh, this is fun. - "HALLOWEEN"
XANDER: Is this woman insane?
WILLOW: She's never seen a car.
XANDER: She's never seen a car.
WLLOW: She's from the past.
XANDER: And you're a ghost.
WILLOW: Yes. Now let's get inside. - "HALLOWEEN"
WILLOW: Hey! What'd we say?
XANDER: Big noise scare monster. Remember? - "HALLOWEEN"
XANDER: The lady said stay put. [looking at Cordelia] Check upstairs. Make sure everything's locked.
BUFFY: You would take orders from a woman? Are you feeble in some way?
XANDER: Ma'am, in the army we have a saying. Sit down and shut the - whoa. - "HALLOWEEN"
ANGEL: Oh, good. You guys are alright. It's total choas out there.
BUFFY & XANDER: Who are you?
ANGEL: Okay, does someone want to fill me in?
XANDER: Do you live here?
ANGEL: No! You know that. Buffy... I'm lost here. You... what's up with your hair? - "HALLOWEEN"
BUFFY: But I don't want to go with you! I like the man with the musket.
ANGEL: Come on.
BUFFY: Do you have a musket? - "HALLOWEEN"
CORDELIA: You'd never die for me.
XANDER: I might die from you. - "INNOCENCE" NEXT PAGE