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BUFFY: Yeah.
CORDELIA: Hello? It felt like I was talking. My lips were moving -
XANDER: Give it up, Cordy. You're never gonna get between those two. Believe me, I know. - "HALLOWEEN"
OZ: Who is that girl? - "HALLOWEEN"
XANDER: I'll always be stupid..... Okay, let's not all rush to disagree... - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART ONE
DALTON: It could be... Deprimere ille bubula linter.
SPIKE: Debase the beef... canoe.... Why does that strike me as not right? - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART ONE
BUFFY: Just dropping by for some quality time with Mr. Gordo?
ANGEL: Excuse me?
BUFFY: The pig.
ANGEL: Oh, I, no. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 1
BUFFY: I'm stuck in this deal.
ANGEL: I don't want you to feel stuck.
BUFFY: Angel, I don't mean you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that makes sense to me. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 1
BUFFY: Try it!
OZ: Try what?
BUFFY: Sorry.
OZ: I'm still not clear on what I'm supposed to try.
BUFFY: Nothing.
OZ: A tense person. "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 1
WILLOW: Don't warn the tadpoles!
GILES: My goodness, are you alright?
WILLOW: Giles? What are you doing here?
GILES: You're in the library, Willow. You fell asleep.
WILLOW: Oh... I...
GILES: 'Don't warn the tadpoles'?
WILLOW: I - I have a frog fear. - "WHAT"S MY LINE?" PART 1
KENDRA: Who are you?
BUFFY: What do you mean who am I? You attacked me. Who the hell are you?
KENRA: I am Kendra. The vampire slayer. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 1
WILLOW: Hey. Your hair. It's brown.
OZ: Yeah. Sometimes. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
OZ: I sort of test well. Which is cool, except then it leads to jobs. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
BUFFY: It's Angel. He's Drusilla's sire.
XANDER: Man! That guy got some major neck in his day. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
XANDER: Angel's our friend! ... Except I don't like him. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
DRUSILLA: Remember little fingers? Little hands? Do you?
ANGEL: If I could, I -
DRUSILLA: Bite your tongue. They used to eat. Cake. And eggs. And honey... until you came and ripped their throats out. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
CORDELIA: I know what it means, dork-head.
XANDER: Dork-head? You slash me with your words. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
WILLOW: How's your arm?
OZ: Suddenly painless.
WILLOW: You can still play the guitar ok?
OZ: Not well, but not worse.
WILLOW: You know, I never really thanked you.
OZ: Please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red and I have to bail. It's not pretty. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
[Oz has just found out vampires exist]
WILLOW: I know it's hard to accept at first -
OZ: Actually, it explains a lot. - "SURPRIZE"
OZ: [to Willow] You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
KENDRA: You talk about slaying like it's a job. It's not. It's who you are.
BUFFY: You get that from the handbook?
KENDRA: From you.
BUFFY: I guess I can't fight it. I'm a freak.
KENDRA: But not the only freak.
BUFFY: Not any more. - "WHAT'S MY LINE?" PART 2
XANDER: This is new territory for me. My valentines usually come with heartfelt restraining orders.
OZ: I'm going to ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.
WILLOW: Well if it helps at all, I'm going to say yes.
OZ: Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone. Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?
WILLOW: [slaps her head] Oh, I can't!
OZ: Oh, see, I like that you're unpredictable. - "SURPRIZE"
GILES: Good morning. Everything in order for the party?
XANDER: Absolutely. Ready to get down, you funky party weasel?
GILES: Ah. Here comes Buffy. Remember - discretion is the better part of valor.
XANDER: You could have just gone ssh. God, are all you Brits such drama queens? - "SURPRIZE" NEXT PAGE