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EPISODE

BLWALKER70

Jayne: I’ll be in my bunk.

War Stories

BUSHLABOO

Mal: Oh, I’m gonna go to the special hell.

Our Mrs. Reynolds

CORPSIFIED

Jayne: You know what I'd appreciate? If you'd stop flapping that pretty mouth at me.

Ariel

CORPSIFIED

Simon: No mei mei, it's time to wake up.

Ariel

CORPSIFIED

Jayne: To me!

Jaynestown

CORPSIFIED

Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

Ariel

HARB0R

Jayne: Uh, I’m no good with words. Don’t use ‘em much myself. But I want to thank ya’ll for being here and thinkin’ so much of me. Uh. Far as I see it you people been given the shortest end of a stick ever been offered a human soul in this crap hill ‘verse. But you took that end, and ya, well you took it. And that’s, well I guess that’s somethin’.

Jaynestown

JAYNESWOMAN

Jayne: Okay, I’m sorry, allright?

Mal: Well, sorry for what, Jayne? I thought you’d never do such a thing.

Jayne: The money was too good.  I got stupid.  I’m sorry, okay? 

Ariel

KELLYNNYTE

Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Train Job

KIRBYCROW

Mal: Shadaaaaap!

War Stories

LILSPOOKY (Leia Organa Solo)

Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

Train Job

LISAANICHOLS

Kaylee: You know, you are pretty funny.

Simon: And you’re pretty… pretty.

Jaynestown

OBEYRIVEN

Jayne: Amazing we kept him this long.

Safe

SEANSPOO

Inara: Oh, one further addendum. That’s the last time you get to call me whore.

Out of Gas

SOJUMUS

River: No power in the ‘verse can stop me!

War Stories

TUFFSNAKE

Simon: Captain, why'd you come back for us?

Mal: You're on my crew.

Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?

Mal: You're on my crew. Why are we still talking about this? Chow's in 10. No need to dress.

Safe

TUNDRAYETI

Zoe: Take me, sir. Take me hard.

War Stories

VDUMPLING (Sarah)

Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent 6 weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God! Baby geese, goslings. They were juggled!

Our Mrs. Reynolds

VORPALPOET

Jayne: The hero of Canton, the man they call…. meeeeeee!!

Jaynestown

VORPALPOET

Mal: Cattle on the ship three weeks, she don’t go near them.  Suddenly we’re on Jiangyin and she’s got a driving need to commune with the beasts?

River: They weren’t cows inside.  They were waiting to be but they forgot.  Now they see sky and they remember what they are. 

Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

Safe

ZIZZIANA

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here!

Train Job

ZIZZIANA

Mal: Kaylee, what's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Train Job