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Welcome to the Outhouse. I'm still working on the site and adding things, so I apologize if some of the pages are blank. I have poetry, quotes, spirit flowers, my interests (dragons, tigers, sharks, books), Star Wars, art, gifs, midis, links, and html help. I hope you find what you're looking for.
UPDATE 8/05:
Updated again, August 2005. That's over two years. Well, I'm pretty much late for everything so that's no surprise. At Any rate, not much is new. I have a new tiger friend (Don Juan), and probably some other stuff I did, but I'm on Benadryl and I can't remember. So enjoy. Or don't.
UPDATE 3/03:
I am finally updating my page in March of 2003 and I think the last time I updated was towards the end of 2001. I would say that's pretty sad, but as no one visits my page anyway I don't suppose it matters. If no one visits my page why do I bother putting notes like this up? Because I can. And anyway, this page is for me, not for a bunch of web junkies who wouldn't know a good website if it bit them in the ass, and there's nothing I like more than reading my own writing. I like talking to myself too...most intelligent conversation available. In case you can't tell, I'm feeling a bit superior today. And why shouldn't I? After all, I'm smarter than you. That being said, enjoy my site...or don't, I don't really care. But if you steal anything I will hunt you down and...oh who am I kidding, like anything on this site is original (with the exception of my poetry, but I'm unpublishing that because there are too many people like me out there).
Please deposit your opinion in the Poll Booth. Polls will vary, so please check frequently.
Like to read? Check out my poetry pages. If you're not in to poetry, don't read it, you won't like it. If you are, read it...you probably still won't like it but at least it will kill some time. Let's face it, you wouldn't be here unless you were bored out of your mind so really, why not read it? What else have you got to do? (Yes, I unpublished my poems...but I left a few that aren't mine...of course they're not nearly as good as mine, but you may like them anyway.)
The Poet
If you don't like the poetry check out my spirit flowers. Some of them are still sprouting and should bloom soon (okay, that's not true). They get lonely so go talk to them. Plants like to be talked to. You will also find information on getting your own spirit flowers (well, maybe...I don't think any of my links are good anymore).
Talk to Bob
Here there be Dragons...ok, so that's not original, but what is? This page is a conglomeration of...stuff. Basically, it's about me and things I like, including dragons, and lots of them.
The Dragon's Scales
Ok, this next page is still under construction, but you can check it out if you like. It's dedicated to the bad guys of Star Wars. I've finished Darth Maul's page and started on several others, but some are still blank. If you have any pics you would like to see there email me and let me know.
The Dark Side
My quotes page is also still being worked on. I plan to eventually have a section for visitor's quotes, so if you want to have your quote posted, send it to me.
Quotes
If you like any of the images or backgrounds you see on my site check out my gifs page. I have a list and description of all my graphics; feel free to use any you like.
Gifs and Such
I'm also starting a midi (and ram, wav, zip, etc.) collection. It's very small right now but hopefully it will grow rapidly (actually, none of them work now and I'm too lazy to take the page down, sorry). Take any you like and if you have any contributions email them to
[email protected]
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Midis and Whatnot
If you'd like to know how I did something on my pages visit my html help page. I don't pretend to be an expert but I know how to do basic stuff and I'd be glad to help a beginner learn (hmm, good thing no one takes me up on that, I don't remember how to do half of this stuff).
html help
That's about it for now. If you're still bored I have links to some of the best sites on the web. Ok, not really, but they're links anyway. Some of them are places I went to make my graphics, and other stuff like my counter, and some are just...there. So go.
Links
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