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Humour Well, here's all the humour I can think off for now. ^_^; Hey - I'm not a very er.. 'humourous' person, so please don't flame me or anything for this. If it disturbs you in anyway, just go to a different page of the site, and try to ignore what you saw. Excuse me for the stupid humour, but it's not my fault - I just ate a chocolate bar. ^.~ Remember, some of them are completely dumb, so... ya know. ^^;; *Sakura* (phone conversation) Syaoran: Hello? Is that Sakura?
Sakura: Yes.. who is this?
Syaoran: Sakura? It's me! Your Syaoran!
Sakura: Syaoran? Syaoran who? Who is this?! Touyaaaaaaaa!!
Syaoran: What the..? Touya? Syaoran who?! *blush* Oh well, happens every two months or so.
*Syaoran* Sakura: Syaoran! Syaoran!
Syaoran: Aaaah - it's Cerberus!
Sakura: *screams in terror* :runs away:
Syaoran: (confused) Was it something I said?
*Touya* (sleepwalking; on the phone with Yukito) Yukito: Hello?
Touya: Hello, this is Touya Kinomoto, here.
Yukito: Oh, hello Touya; what happened so late?
Touya: Is this Yukito Tsukishiro?
Yukito: *stares at phone* Y-yes...
Touya: Yes. Good. I'd like to order 3 snow bunny plushies, please. Delivered within 15 minutes. Thank you. *hangs up*
Yukito: Ahh.. ha. Ha. *faints*
*Yukito* Nakuru: Yuuuuuuuki-chan!! *runs to him*
Yukito: Nakuruuuuu!! *runs her way*
Nakuru: Aaah! Which planet am I on now?! *runs opposite direction with Yukito still chasing her*
*Eriol* Suppi-chan: I wanna new bookie! Nowies!!
Eriol: *surfing hentainet* Oh. I see.
Suppi: Me wanntie bookie!
Eriol: *realizes what Suppi said* Oh..k. *prints out something*
Suppi: Bookie! Bookie!
Eriol: Here's bookie! Is she the one? Her name is Bookie. (or was it t.vie?)
Suppi: *glomps the paper* :nods: Bookie! Ahahaha!!
Eriol: :smiles: It was bound to happen sometime this week.
*Tomoyo* (the future) Sakura: Tomoyo-chan! I made you a new costume! Come on! We have to go capture the Sakura Cards, right? *picks up a hi-tech video camera*
Tomoyo: Okay, sure. *suddenly* Hoe? Noo!! :runs out the window:
Sakura: *star-eyed* Perfect.. Tomoyo-chan flying out a window in beautiful satin...
Tomoyo: :faints:
Fin! Done! Compelet! Oui, oui, (french) That's all for now. I hope (not a chance that you really did, tho) you enjoyed them. -_-;; I'll change it later, when I think of real humour. If you did really like it, feel free to email me (at [email protected]) and ask to use them for your own site. I'll be more than willing. ^_^ Just as long as you credit the freak, Candie-chan, who wrote the embarrasing humour! Bai for now! ~*Candie-chan ![]() |
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