Plot three: Mind controlling video games
I've received reports of an alarming nature. It seems that prrrrfect evil has got control of sony and therefore the PS2 market. It has come to my attention that they intend to release a number of mind controlling computer games in order to further thier plans of world domination. It seems they think this necessary as not all people have cats and they need to get more people under thier control. I've recieved news of where these games are being stored and will go under cover tonight to dispose of them.
10.00 - Have infiltrated enemy base by filling treats with sleeping pills and giving them to sentries.
10.10 - Am sneaking through enemy base in search of game stash. Wait I can hear someone coming. Oh damn I'm out of treats. I'll be discovered at any moment. I rummage through bag. Ah ha! I have it. I set lose wind up mouse and sentry chases it. Am safe to continue.
10.20 - Have reached warehouse where games are being kept but it's very well guarded. Hmmmmmmm how can I get in? I know! I get out large box labelled "Cat treats" and climb inside. Cats see box and hides it in warehouse to eat after thier shift. Yes I'm in!
10.30 - Have set explosives now I only need to get out so I can set them off. I climb onto roof of warehouse and jump off it using a sentry below to break my fall.
10.40 - I set off explosives and destroy games. Mission complete! But then get chased home by angry mob of cats.
Oh no! prrrrfect evil are at it again! This time thier plan is the most evil yet!
Plot four: Taking over chocolate factory.
Oh yes with valantines day looming ever closer prrrrfect evil have decided to take over the chocolate factories and add an ingrediant which will turn all who eat it into mindless zombies. I would just like to point out that since men are already mindless zombies the chocolate will have no effect on them. Any women who eat it though will be reduce to the IQ level of a man. How more hidiously evil can you get? Anyway women of the world be assured that I will not let this evil plot come to pass. This very night I will infiltrate the main chocolate factory and destroy the extra ingrediant they intend to use.
10.00: Have infiltrated factory by dressing as a giant Cream Egg. Then after eating the costume, (have to remove all the evidence of course.) I carried on to the storage facility.
10.10: I reached the main storage facility and entered through the air conditioning,(sort of traditional really.)
10.20: After a lot of searching I have discovered the evil subtance they were to use. Was just about to destroy it when I noticed on the, map prrrrfect evils secret stash of chocolate treats. Hmmmmmmm this could be what I was I waiting for, a chance to turn all of prrrrfect evil into mindless zombies.
10.30: Have managed to reach secret stash after sneaking in dressed as a bar of dairy milk. After devouring the costume,(I'm not enjoying this at all by the way.) I tip the substance into the machine making the chocolate treats.
Hehe, this time tomorrow Sully you'll join the intellegence level of the rest of your gender!
10.40: Have managed to escape the factory, though it was a close call, as after eating all the costumes my butt was nearly too big to fit back out the door. At least this time I didn't need a costume to convince them I was a chocolate egg.
The next morning: I come downstairs to view my handywork but wait a minute Sully is still the same as he was. How could this be? Did he not eat the new batch of treats? Hmmmmmmmm I guess it will take more than that to out smart him.
