Yes today while I was relaxing on the sofa I suddenly realised that I was consorting with the enemy. Yep I was sat there stroking the evil sully cat. Well of course something had to be done I mean if he manages to get me under his control then human kind is doomed. I went through serious rehab to try to get rid of his control.
Step one: Smashing head against wall.
Was painful enough but unfortunately couldn't help.
Step two: Cook food and eat it.
Yep as is most of my cooking it was burnt to a cinder and almost unedible but unfortunately it couldn't reverse sully's evil.
Step three: Watching a whole evening of soaps.
Now that was the most mind numbing experience of my life. I mean people acctually watch that for fun? Well good news was it was soooooooooo boring it completely wiped my mind of sully's control, infact it wiped my mind of everything.
It's been quiet on the Sully front for a while but now prrrrfect evil are back with a new plot.
Plot five: My murder (Ahhhhhhhhh!)
Yep it seems that prrrrfect evil sees me as a threat to their plot of taking over the world and have decided to get rid of me.
I came down still half asleep this morning to find a plate heading my way, thrown by one of my housemates. I started trying to think of what I could have done to her to make her mad when the truth struck me. Sully had hypnotised her and was trying to use her to kill me. Oh no! how could I get out of this one? Things got even worse however as by lunchtime all my housemates were trying to kill me and it's very hard to think while dodging flying objects. I would just like to point out to my housemates that throwing the microwave was a bit much, I mean my lunch was in it at the time, you could at least have waited until it was finished. As for throwing my PS2 at me that was just pure evil. I mean I love my PS2, it's the only thing that keeps me sane while living in a house with a demonic cat. Anyway I shouldn't get side tracked back to the report. I came up with the solution when one of my housemates was busy trying to force my in the oven. I spun round forcing her away and grapped Sully I then threw him in the oven in my place and quickly shut the door. Once away from his evil influence my housemates returned to normal. I left Sully in the oven for about an hour, then with my knife and fork ready I opened the door. But oh no! he wasn't there. How the hell did he get out? Damn it I was hungry too. Oh well nevermind I'll get him next time. Have fun!
Prrrrrrfect evil plot six:
Yes all has been quiet on the Sully front for a while that's because over easter Sully has moved his head quaters back to Grimsbe. He obviously sees me as a major threat to his organisation. Still I have my cat spies keeping an eye on him and from what I hear Sully has reformed his company so that it's focus is no longer to take over the world. Yes all can breath a sigh of relief but what they've turned it into is just as dangerous. Prrrrfect evil is now an assasin group planing to assasinate the major contributers to society. I look down list:
Tony Blair
President Bush
Bill gates
okay so they can kill them, I might even give them a hand. But further down the list were names that the world can't live without.
Hideo Kojima (oh no! no more metal gear solid games)
They intend on taking out half the staff at squaresoft (No more Final Fantasy games) and they also have it in for Nintendo (Sorry Alex no more Zelda games)
I can't sit back and watch the computer games industry be crippled like this. I will find a way to stop this most evil of plots. First though I need to send off my spies for a more detailed description of prrrrrfect evils new headquaters. I will write down more details as I get them. For now have fun all!
Prrrrrfect evils new headquaters layout
oh yes! I have it at last! A complete and detailed map of prrrrrfect evils new headquaters. Thier new headquaters are located under a factory making Wiskers cat food. Hmmmmm they really have gone all out for luxury on this one. They have a milkshake bar and a mouse restaurant. They have a cat nip garden! the drugies! Wow they have a gym to, with things like a mouse chasing arena, shoe destruction room and this looks interesting they hold a wallpaper scratching contest twice a week. They've even got a health complex with a petting room, grooming parlour and sunbathing room. Enough of the leisure activities though, where's the dangerous stuff? Ah here we go, Sully's minion training academy, hypnosis techniques academy, weapons development lab, Sully's lair, secret meeting room, domestic assult course with garage jumps and kitchen surface climbing frame and bathroom balence test. It really looks like he's training his minions up well. Anyway I'll post the map on my website when I have time and I'll give you all more details on the base as I discover it. Anyway have fun all.
