'A fool will learn nothing from a wise man, but a wise man will learn much from a fool.'

'Against overwhelming odds, you will lose!'

'Can you track a man who can walk over rice paper without leaving a mark?'

'Funny noises are not funny unless laughed at.'

'I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.'

'If your injury is real and I fail to assist you, then I have violated myself.'

'It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a very big man to laugh at that big man and an even bigger man to ask why'

'Man who falls in vat of molten glass makes spectacle of himself.'

'Man who laugh last not get joke.'

'Never test depth of water with both feet.'

'The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.'

'To me, kung-fu is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.'

'Wax on. Wax off.'

'Wherever you go, go with all your heart.'