Limited Editon pets

Have you ever been looking for a new pet,u see a picture of a really cute one,so you go and try to get one it?You get ready to create one,but then someone walks up to you and says"Sorry,that pet type is limited edition,try the pound."You sigh and look for a new species.
Whats going on with that?I've check around and i see only one pet with an excuse for being limited edition,The kio(marqua being destroyed)i can understand,but the jetsam?Whats wrong with it?It was created being limited edition,is that really fair?Jetsams,poogles,kio,and others are being neglected because of being limited edition.
Another item,where does the 50 np you get for creating a pet come from?Is it a way to bribe you over by the Shadow Goverment?Do they give you the fifty neopoints to keep you happy-and to keep you from suspecting anything else?Heres an example,You're given fifty neopoints,so what would you pay more attetion to ,thinking of a way to spend it or a little ashia with 6 ears spying on what you like.
Why would they spy on you,to make np of course!They find out what you like,they buy up alot of compaines in that industry,and poof,you spend you're money on thier items,which they get money for.

Please let me join.

I'm not a member of your guild (and don't want to be, I'm already in one), but I have suspicios thing for you: where in the world do neopets get the food to feed their petpets? They say our pets feed their petpets, but where do they get the money for it? Could it have something to do with the Shadow Government?

So, I'm supposed to tell about my conspiracy theories, eh? There are a bunch....but I'll just name one. Krawk Island. First of all, the Krawks. Until this island showed up, no one had ever seen them. And still, no one has ever seen them. And a large island near the much-visited Mystery Island went unnoticed for all these years? I think not. The excuses about pirates and strange lizard-like creatures are simply excuses for a Shadow Government presence doing unscrupulous and illegal things. Secondly, dubloons. They are VERY expensive, and it seems that people are paying a lot of money for, say, petpets that the store owner dragged out of the water. So where does all that money go? To the Shadow Government. And the there's deck swabber - we clean the decks of the pirate ships for meager pay, and they get us to do it by calling it a game. There's more, but I'm reaching the character limit. Please respond as soon as you get back.

I know you're away on holiday, but I have a theory. I can't join your guild though, because I already have on of my own, no offense meant. I just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna write an article in response to yours because it has sparked an idea in my mind, and I'm sure you won't mind since I have heard many wonderful things about you from fellow Neopians in chat rooms and message boards. It seems like you're a celebrity! =) Well I'm sending in the article to Neopets, and I thought I'd let you know. Also, I'd like to tell you how much I admire the articles you have written. They are very creative, and I'm sure your guild is extraordinary. Also, I have a theory about a game. I'm not including this in the article I'm sending to Neopets, so you can investigate on this if you'd like. It's about Chia Bingo. This is one of the oldest games on Neopets that I remember. I remember that every time I play, the purple chart changes numbers... it seems crazy, but it's true. And my IE is fully updated. Numbers never called appear, and numbers called disappear... I doubt I have enough proof, so I leave this up to you to investigate. Good luck =) And I'm dedicating my article to you because I doubt I would have been able to write the article without reading yours.

check the new features in august 2000, check out the island mystic

the last time i saw something super strange was when maraqua was about to go down. i went to go buy some stuff at one of their shops and the shopkeeper let me have it, 75% off! then i started think well they must know that their going to be sucked in this huge whirlpool and since the neopets staff ppl were getting ready for the new island they must have done something. but something way back in my brain told me that wasnt the case.
and just the other day the bug brothers gave me money! i think they ethier stole it from the money tree or from the ghosts or they stole it from the ghosts. and ive heard rumors that dr. sloth has a gf but thats another story.lol

I'm not a member of the Neoluminnati, but maybe you can take non-member theories? Keep your food supplies up, just in case... I mean, we must be prepared in case those shadow government fools dare to hurl an asteroid towards neopia or something!

Hey, I'm not sure if this has been brought up or not but I just wanted to point out that the SG could also be using the Stock Market for getting money. Every time someone sells, they take 20 NP for themselves. And with so many people selling every day, that's 20 NP per person per time they sell! That's a lot!

I like your new article about mysteries in neopets. I always wondered on games like blackjack and guess the card, when you don't win, where does the money go? The pet doesn't keep as then you'd get it back.
And something else too. Where does neopoints come from? They never mention who makes them or when you buy things from the main shops, where the money goes. And whats the point if clothes. You can't even where them?
Anyway, congrats on your article.
Bye

I'm halfway finished with my mission. This snowager is DEFINATLY run by the NSG. Go to the Terror Mountain Map and look in the bottom right-hand corner. See the path? Now, go to the ice caves map, and you'll see the path leads right into the back of the snowager's cave! I searched the name snowager. The username was created a day before the first records of the snowager were made. I think the owner of the snowager account was an agent for the NSG, otherwise, how could they come up with that name so early. The account seems deserted though. (This isn't an important fact, but my birthday is the same as the snowagers!) I'm going to try to un-earth some more info, I'll get back to you.

-Kitty

just typing to say i like you conspiracy articles, here is one:
ya know the obelisks have been disappearing well i think the shadow Government is taking them to unleash a great evil upon neopia.when tyrannia had a make over the obelsik disappeared, i think thats when they stole it.the second one, coltzans shrine, was going to be stolen whilst everyone was searching for the crown, but the shadow government failed.the 3rd one was in maraqua,hidden somewhere, and when they attempted to steal it they found it was to well protected, so they hired pirates to destroy maraqua, when destroyed they stole the 3rd obelisk.
what do ya think of that?

i think your story (more like fact file!) in the neopian times was VERY good, i just read it and was amazed, you must be very clever to think like that! and even though this is only a game i am sure that some (most) of the things you said had some truth behind them, well done!!!
bamboobabe200 x x x x

I know your on holiday, but I would like to inform you of somethings that are fishy... :
Adam and Donna (the creators of neopets) Are supposedly british. But can they prove it? When you send in neopets pics by "Snail Mail" you send them to somewhere in California, US. Many of the terms on the site are spelled British-like: faeries, colour, favourites, etc. Is this the Shadow Goverment's code? Dun dun dun!
Also, the "code names" of the neopets crew for the Ski Lodge mystery and Sacrificers could also be codes of the SG. Why is Donna "Pop Tart"? DO these names really mean anything? Or are they random nicknames?

A Wishing Well Conspiracy:

Hello Onugu,
Even before your first article I have been looking at who has been winning the Wishing Well. I look at their stats and MOST of them have just created an account THE DAY THEY WON! This is very strange, and I totally agree with both of your fantastic articles. I am very interested in your guild. I have a guild of my own, but I would definitely quit it if there was a possibility of me joining yours. "So, ask yourself, 'Do you wanna work for the good guys (The Neolluminati)? Or the baddies (The Alumni)?'" as you wrote yourself. I wanna work for the good guys and find out the truth and intentions of the bad guys. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to read my letter.
-Phissy64
P.S. I am a big fan of yours!

The esophagor and the braintree are obviously part of a conspiracy. You know the only way to answer the braintrees answer is through the esophagor. First I must point the following out: the braintree, who is the one who needs the answers, knows when you are lying. Secondly, I doubt the esophagor is so hungry that he will eat all of the items given to him by the many neopians. I do beleive he is hungry for the profits he rakes in from the items though. Also I am curious to why the esophagor wants such expensive items to eat and why candy peas are so expensive. All in all, I believe the pant devil is behind this. You are the detective so you can be the one to link these mysterys together.
Thank you for your time.

Well here's my idea..
The Brain Tree, The Esophagor, The Witch's Tower, The Kitchen Quest, and more. Are they just harmless beings in Neopia who really need your help? It seems odd that they ask for such expensive items, and give one an item much cheaper than what one really spent. Couldn't one have just bought the item for MUCH less?

I would like to join your guild, Neolluminati. Currently, I am doing research about the Wishing Well. I put in 300np and wished for a red apple. Shouldn't it be able to get one red apple for me? If I don't get it, then it's almost obvious something's up. I mean there has to be someone running it...Of course, I'll have to do it several times. Plus, I'll neomail any supposed winners of prizes from the Well(if they're real) and see if they all really got a prize.
I agree. There are some strange things involving np going on. I promise to be an active member of the guild!
Jenna Zan Arbor

hello,i read all of your neopian times articles,and i have really enjoyed them.I have noticed a few conspiricys myself....and i also noticed that if i wanted to become part of your guild,i would have to send in a conspiricys myself....so,here i am,trying to join your guild...here is what i hhave......The Hospital!!If your pet has ever been sick,you would have noticed that you owuld have to go to the hospital to get diagnosted then youd have to go to the pharmacy to get the cure.....so i think that your pet gets sick because someone(possibly the shadow government) gets them sick....so they'll have to go and get the cure,which can cost quite a lot...so i think the shadow government pays the doctors to give you a false diagnosis just to get you to buy an expensive cure from the pharmacy,which is run by the Shadow Governmet....i really hope you choose me to be part of your guild,and id really appreciate it...if you do choose me,and i have to go on the waiting list,please let me know...thank you

Hello. My message needs to be brief. Your Neoluminati. IS very interesting. I read your articles. And I have somethings to say. First. Some of you r ideas are very weak. With little or no backup info. Maybe the Shadow Government, or SG, Is maybe the NEOPETS STAFF. Just collecting some money for their personel use. Or maybe the people that make and run the games. Or are in charge of that criteria is getting the NP for his or her hard work. I mean come on. But here is a theorie that maybe can't really be explained. The Hidden Tower!! I mean picture this. A tower that's hidden from sight. That pays an over the edge sum of money for NEAR INVINCIBLE THINGS???? I mean come on I smell the works od the SG a foot. But anyway. YOu may want to change some things.

I don't want to join. But have you noticed that it is impossible to get 700 in kiko match even thoughOn the leaderboards the top 20 people have 700 points. I have read many of your articles and beleive in the shadow govt.

hello, i'd love to join The Neolluminati. I read about you and your guild 2 weeks ago and in the current neopian times. What you do sounds interesting and I think I have a theory. What does the Faerie Portrait do? I tried it out. I bought 2 of the Faerie Portraits and tested them on 2 of my pets at different times. Both times the Faerie Portrait did nothing. It just vanished. They sell these Faerie Portraits at Kauva'a magic shop. If these Faerie Portraits do nothing where does all the np go? People are being ticked, thinking this will give them something, when all it does is nothing! Well, that's my theory. Please let me know if I get in the Neolluminati or on a waiting list, or what! If you don't like it let me know. Bye for now

I dont know if i have sent this to you cuz i might have entered the wrong name!

I was looking through all the people who won the Neopian Lottery and I came across a person who won all of the np that day. I looked him up and I noticed that his pet was sufferng from NeoWarts, so I sent him a neomail telling him the cure. When I tried to send the mail it said that he wasn't a member of Neopia. I believe that the Neopian Lottery is another scam by the SG to take hard earned np from unsuspecting Neopian members. We must tell people that it is all a scam and that they shouldn't buy tickets!

I know you're away on holiday, but I have a theory. I can't join your guild though, because I already have on of my own, no offense meant. I just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna write an article in response to yours because it has sparked an idea in my mind, and I'm sure you won't mind since I have heard many wonderful things about you from fellow Neopians in chat rooms and message boards. It seems like you're a celebrity! =) Well I'm sending in the article to Neopets, and I thought I'd let you know. Also, I'd like to tell you how much I admire the articles you have written. They are very creative, and I'm sure your guild is extraordinary. Also, I have a theory about a game. I'm not including this in the article I'm sending to Neopets, so you can investigate on this if you'd like. It's about Chia Bingo. This is one of the oldest games on Neopets that I remember. I remember that every time I play, the purple chart changes numbers... it seems crazy, but it's true. And my IE is fully updated. Numbers never called appear, and numbers called disappear... I doubt I have enough proof, so I leave this up to you to investigate. Good luck =) And I'm dedicating my article to you because I doubt I would have been able to write the article without reading yours.

im bibble22 and i would like to join your guild and i think that paintbrushes are odd indeed. i mean dont you find it odd that they dont have every neopet come in every color? that would keep prices high and the economy thriving but no they dont have that i have 2 aishas and i wish they could be painted with pants on fire and another thing it seems that the most popular pets have the least brushes like scorchios the #1 pet have 9 brushes while aishas (#11) have 13 wouldnt they want to have the most popular pets have the most paintbrushes to keep the most people happy? maybe thats not what they want!

First: the money tree: how many times have you tried to get something form the money tree but you couldnm't, someone else took it? maybe the money tree is nothing but a trick to make people give their neopoints and items to the poor, only the poor see the objects given but can never take thme. They think someone else did, but that someone else is the shadow goverment who never even gave that object at all, most other conspiracies with the money were to trick or maybe to take away people who were already starting to be fast enought to beat the goverment.

Second: the Shadow goverment must have existed since long ago: the totems is a great examples, these were supposed to be created at the land to which they teleport you, well then why do they all look alike? maybe they were after all created at some place, maybe by the shadow goverment? and all the buyers then went to the areas (which the shadow goverment prohibited pass to) and the guys thinking they're in paradaise aren't even let seeing most of it, only what the shadow goverment wanted. Also this proves that when the Shadow Goverment sees that people are getting upset with it's systems or that tey're getting close to discover it they remove it and change it for a new system.
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Third: the donations (not of money tree) and the ghosts. every time you get some big donation, such as a real lucky random event, luck with coltazan or so (but real luck, not like wining 1000 neopoints, to few still) or when a new user is made (two times already, what do you get from it?) the ghost suddenly appear and they take an reasonably large (in case of the items pof it's value) portion, you know the rest of the ghost-money tree theory. and what about the food faerie? I've never seen in the tree a message saying the next: the food faerie took the donations to give food to the poor hungry neopets!
But before we continue you should remember the next fact: a neopet can eat anything, only they don't beacause it's to big for their mouth or to disgusting to them, with exception of Grrarg and Skeits who have enourmous mouths and/or aren't disgusted by anything. What the SG does is covering anything it has made and went wrong or isn't useful anymore on cheap food, such as omeletes that it takes from the giant omelete and so on. this food is the food the faerie gives to the neopets, they eat it not knowing that what they are eating could make all this practically gibrish and theories into a real thing that could be overcomed.

Fourth: Everyone knows the story of the Aisha Myriad, if not look it up on the neopian enciclopedia! The alien aishas are not only the spies but the army of the SG, it must have all along been the cause of the SG to conquer neopia, they must have been closest with Monoceraptor, but they failed, their army must be also made of Chias, Kikos and a few normal Aishas: the only neopets that can be black and are black to the one hundred percent and the most famous in Neopèts (take note). And also who would matter than a Chia entered your room, who would notice that he really is taking photos of you and information for the SG. But coming back to the Aisha myriad and the Alien aisha, the queen sent them out either because she isn't under the influence of SG or becuase the SG didn't told her, the SG didn't do anything about the Aisha Myriad's creation, as it told it's alien aisha army to get the whole weapons of the hidden tower and no more (they didn't want to pay the high prices of the Hidden tower)...
Of course, it now all makes sense: if they opened the Rainbow fountain then alot of people come to Faerieland this also means an increase of sells in the Hidden Tower. The SG seeing the power of the Aisha myriad (the joined or random power of the Battledome items of the Hidden tower, now the alien aishas know what each button is like, what can stop them with that weapon). When the sales of the hidden tower overload (thing must have already happened) they wont be able to check anyone who enters the tower, they won't be able to know that that man in coat is really an alien aisha hidden, he will be able to get the model to create the aisha myriad and any new hidden tower items (that had been created after the inventions of the Aisha myriad) with this weapon the SG would have the necesary weapons to conquer all of neopia! they would surely use great enemies of the society, such as dr. Sloth to their aid, and that means that there's only one salvation: to train our neopets as hard as we can, to try to make the hidden tower more secure, and to make sure enemies of neopia, such as Dr. Sloth (who might have already joined SG) won't do anything in favor of the SG. this is not to cause panic it's to warn and try to stop the SG from doing what they want, I wait that when you read this mail it won't be too late...
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Why does the wishing well donate to the money tree?

I'd like to join the guild Neolluminati that you had meantioned in your recent articles.. I have done some pondering of my own about these events and have another mystery to add to the pot that mught actually be an explanation of where some of the money goes. So if you could, please help me out on joining the guild.. it wouldn'ts seem to let me go to the page from your link in the editorial and i couldn't search for it so it must be private..
Thanks alot,
CandyZandy

What happens to the NP you earn when you don't send your score? I think the Shadow Government is in on it! I played Meerca Chase earned points didn't send my score but what happens to the NP I didn't get? To the SG!!

have you noticed that commonly the shops/places that waste your money are placed on the front page of the neopians times?

why are the uber faeries always loesing things then asking u to buy new ones? are there possetions being stolen or are they selling the new ones on and are working with an underground leader?
the new 'time voids'have arrived mainly mystery pic and now lenny conunderum (over 10 days late so far in releasing a new puzzle) is this to save prizes?
what happens to all of the spells once the snow faerie or the witch have got their ingredents? ive never seen or heard of them being used!
why is neopia central not on the map it seem to be pretty much the centre of neopets but where exactly is it?
hope this gives you something to chew on for your next article. hope you had a nice holiday
Elaine.

I've think I've got a idea.The Shadow Gorvernment and VirtuPets work together! VirtuPets' high tech systems would make Dubloons,the vending machine and the cyborg who single handedly kill off virtuly all the Neopets staff. Why? The Neopets staff could stop SG cold. They also give troops to SG(Mutants, mostly Grundos).All Dr.Sloth has to do is watch as Neopia DIES.
Kingofthegeeks told me that the Neopia Armed Forces are NOT against Dr.Sloth,they are the personal army of whoever leads SG.But only the highest ranks know this, so someone doesn't tell somebody else.They would be stamped out right away. It also makes more people come. "I'm going to do something good and join a guild that helps Neopia big time" So they go and join the Neopia Armed Forces. My guild is building up so we can nail them to the wall. Um, that may take a long time. So now we try to figure out who the leader of the SG is, so we can warn everone and nail HIM to the wall.
I also thing King Coltzan's murder was planned and carried out by SG.Sankara was working for SG and killed Coltzan,but she was caught and that was the end of that.SG couldn't do step 2.All that stuff about Sankara leaving her kingdom and so on is a lie to act as cover so she could give a reason why she was there.
So SG took all the money they took from us and bought some help. THEY were behind taking Coltzan's crown!

Name: jugglegirl
Theory: Ever noticed that on many of the "new" (re-pictured) games the world they are supposedly in is shown as n/a? Why not neopian central? Where is this games room then? The games are from all over the world of Neopia, so are they just copys of the original games in their original worlds, or are you taken to the world depending on the game? Or, when you play the game in it's world, do you automatically go to the games room? You can see, when you go to the games from their original world, they show an option, "back to the games room".

First of all, your Neopian Times articles were genius, second I have some theorys, If the snowager is almost always awake is this to tempt us into getting things when its asleep? And it always blasts me. Is this to force us into buying potions with the NP going to the SG?

I FOUND ONE!! FINALLY!! It just came to me as I was walking away from the magic shop... I believe that Kauvara, the faerie queen, and Balthazar are scamming the users of neopia... Here's how they do it... First, Kauvara pays the Faerie queen to order all faeries to bless pets when they are released from one of Balthazar's bottles. Then, the Faerie queen pays Balthazar to capture the faeries and sell them to Kauvara. Kauvara sells the faeries and Neopians release them. Balthazar catches the released faeries... etc. IT'S ALL A BIG SCAM! See, Kauvara gets money from selling so many faeries and Balthazar is paid by the Queen AND by Kauvara, and the Queen is paid by Kauvara... it's a circle of paying, ultimately relying on Kauvara's profits... And where do Kauvara's other profits go to? The SG, of course. Don't you see?

i believe Kauvera is in the pay role of the sadow neopian government. It costs 100Np to play, but what happens to that money? It also gives you clues, but more often then not the clues don't work

have you ever wondered why the negg faerie will take your boring, common neggs and trade them for powerful ones? my theory is that the common neggs, like brown or orange ones, can be used as an alternate source of energy. whadda you think?

ive found another conspiracy!!!i believe the one girl who wrote the article against fuzzles works for the shadow government,and she would like eveyrone to get rid of thier fuzzles,so that way the shadow government can sell all theirs and make tons of money!!!write back on my membership to your guild,please

I have another theroy about the SG.

I belive the money that goes towards the enlargement of our shops actually goes to the SG. Where else could it go?? Also the money we give to the Wheel of Excitment disappears. There is no one running it!!!

i found out what happened to the volcano this is what they said:The third Tyrannian map didn't really have anything on it. To make it easier for everyone to get to things we moved all the active links from the Volcano to the Plateau. Now it should be much faster to find games such as Kacheekers, and the Tyrannian Weaponary.

What about how whenever people write about games in the neopian times on how its easy to get money from them, the "staff" always changes the game?

well, i having written articles myself for the times, i realize that you proabably get tons of neomails. however, i have a conspiracy theory for you. where does the money from the games you pay for go? in the snowball game, cheat, and neggsweeper(many more) you pay an amount to play. where do the neopoints go? just thought id help you with your next article. they are really good and interesting! :)

I think that the food club betting ring is totally a conspiracy. What happenes to the neopoints. As you said it all goes to the shadow government. Another thing. Why make the poor neopians pay for amusement? Yet another display of gluttony by the sg.Neopia is not all sugar and candy. There are also the hidden conspiracies of the shadow government. My final conspiracy.The sg printed your article in the neopian times to mock you and to try to prove it as fiction. they dont want everyone on their backs. But the Neolluminati is and always will be.

Tombola, Coltzans shrine, and the advent calender there all free right? WRONG!!!!!!! more often than not after visiting the advent calender the ghosts or other random events happen and i end up losing money does the shadow government set up these free events to lure you in?I won a codestone from tombola when i go to put it in my shop dr.frank sloth has zapped it and stole some of my money.

This is on behalf of my main account, wilsonho, and since wilsonho cannot access neomail i am using account no2(this account) there is something intresting, which is Neopia was discovered 3 yrs ago by Dr frank sloth WHERE DID HE COME FROM and the was NO SIGN OF LIFE IN NEOPIA and some creatures in Neopia itself (eg Mervilln the Wocky, Malkus Vile) who are older than Neopia (Mervilln is 34!![check neopidia]){i am not sure of spelling} and there were ghosts which ment that some life had died and became ghosts(ghost lion) AND may be, all the money to the wishing well, bets... were used to pay users NP for games! there may not be any SHADOW GOVERMENT at all, anyway PLEASE invite wilsonho to the The Neolluminati!:)

Hi! I'm interested in joining the NeoIlluminati. (Agent Kiyana aka Forest_Crystal_Hope referred me.) My simple conspiracy theory (she said to save the complicated one for the guild) is: Have you noticed that all the shopkeepers who were users are being replaced by pets? The robots in the VirtuPets Space Station were replaced by Grundos, and a Cybunny took the job of Dr. Petrov in the Haunted Woods. None of these replacements have been noted on the News page. Could this be because (a) the NeoPets Staff doesn't know about this; the SG replaced the users with pets whom they don't have to pay as much, and pocketed the salary difference or (b) the SG wants to eliminate all high-paying jobs available to users so the only remaining job options are under their control? Either one is feasable...

Okay... I have a story that might be of interest to you. Runor has it that around the Space Station and Terror Mountain that there are these guys that are wiping out crime lord after crime lord. I myself worked for Malkus Vile before These guys showed up with tons of clockwork grundos and spark shooters. WEll umm you know the rest I don't know whether they are the SG or some random terrorist. All I know this is your job to find out!!!!

when ever there is a battle or event, you usualy need to donate somthing of a high value, this is probly a way that the shadow government can take valuble items, and np, without being recagnized.

Another theory:
the SG doesn't have as much power as we think: I'll use Maraqua as an example, it wouldn't bring more income, poof goodbye maraqua. They must have also done a deal with the priates: We avenge you and you obey us and poof out come Kwrak island (they had to prepare so it took them time). the SG now goes to the next step: from a few connections I saw that there was almost always a kind of war to decide if the place is good or evil, so will happen to Krawk island, but they need to have used all the juice they could from Krawk island before bringing thier most powerful man (before it was monoceraptor) Dr. Sloth.

Another theory:
Just a question (three): In the stock market you buy actions for companies and these also pay for the neopian times, where are the factories? Where are the other companies such as record, fast food restaurants or AOL? Where is there the competence (Coke vs. Pepsi)? It must all be a monopoly they must surely control all the "companies" so what now? they surely create everything in a factory, but what? There something else other than controling neopia, we all think they don't but neopia couldn't be without them, they are neopets, but then why all the secrecy? we have to find their ambicion at any cost, even thought we already have seem to loose (or maybe we have won all along) at least we can save the others, and also if we didn't do it and surendered what would happen to the fun? After all: all big serious things start by trying to have fun, you know that was how the neolluminati started.

Portus Mortis Decom Ferari
(First dead that dishonorable)

@o@

1.Communication. One of my new ideas is that none of them of the SG know eachother except for the top people.Why? so that they can't become a traitor. For example if the ghosts are so easily persuaded to steal from us and give to the money tree, then steal from the money tree, wouldn't it be too easy for them to turn another member in, especially for a reward??Probaly they have a system of "go to guys", or people who are messengers.

2. Freezing Accounts. Everyone has seen those warnings saying how they've gotten millions of np from frozen accounts. Where did that np go? Most likely, some was used for the money we find on the page, some was used to buy the items we find on the page, some was put in their agents pockets, and the rest was put in a bank account.

3.Freebies. What about the stuff we get in places like Coltzans Shrine, The Advent Calender, the Fruit Machine, and Tombola?? If the SG controls those they are far more dangerous then we thought. Why? Because they are all not in Neopian Central. If the SG controls those, their reach extends from Mystery Island to The Lost Desert to Terror Mountain, or rather, Happy Valley.

I'd love to tell more, but I've got a new lead. I can give you a clue, Ancient History to Outer space. Look at the Explore Map.

Agent IcyBlizzardSnow, out.

If you want to be to help me, join my guild, SGMystery

I have some strange hapenings in neopia that I would like to report. The Rod Of Supernova thefts in the neopian times editorial it was said the pant devil was using thease stolen items in the battle domes but how many people went to the advent calender that day and got their Rods of supernovas stolen millions does one creature need that many weaponds where do the extras go SG.
Also what about those few days when your away from your computer and youy miss the advent calender wher do the items you didn't collect go SG. Also if you don't mind I would like to send in a few suggestions surrounding the SG to neopets such as a neopedia article about it but you are the creator so I don't want to get sued for plagerism or something like that. Undercover agent Kirtap10 signing off.

The people who receive things from the wishing well ARE real, my littel brother received an apple, and I neomailed a person who got a faerie to ask how many neopoints they donated and got a repsonse.

Hello Onugu. I have a conspiracy question to Check Out. Perhaps I can join your guild.
Where do the pets in the games come from? Where do they go when nobody's playing?

i would like to join the Neolluminati please. I have this theory about the neopet clothes. You have probably seen the unis clothing store in your travles. Every time i go in there it says that soon you can dress your noepet. this message has been up forever. You can still buy the clothes but can't dress them yet.so what if the shadow goverment is taking all the money that people spend on clothes and putting up a phony message saying you can dress your pets soon. just a theory of mine. i've read all your articals, and hope that i will be able to be a member of the Neolluminati. I would like to help.

Haven't you reaf the story of teh hidden tower of the faerie queen. Alien Aishas used the "bells" around their necks to take photos of hte items and duplicate them, making huge profits. What did they do with the money..?

My Conspearacy Theory:

Alright here it is the SHOPS why do they restock every 8 minutes and where
do they get their stock from, ok we can see absolutly NO factories so THEY must
not be the ones makeing the product so they must have it shipped in...but wait i
dont see any ships unloading either so where does it come from maybe their like the
snowager that cut a deal with the ghosts maybe the ghosts are stealing from us and
selling it to the shops only so they can sell it back to us no no wait maybe The
ghosts are the ones that own the shops maybe thats why they steal stuff because
their stock kept running out they had to resort to theft to stay in business