Very good article .. I liked it =)

Did you notice that the Neopets team said the Pirate story was suddenly ending? Were we getting to close to the truth, or was something about to be exposed on Krawk island that we were not meant to see?

Was it a co-incidence that one of the Neopets v2 programmers was on the island? The rest were on the space station like you would expect?

But I don't think that Sloth is behind the SG, he may be a device of theirs though!

David/Hituro

I just wanted to let you know that I have had my wish granted by the wishing well once, I recieved a Fish Negg, and I only put 30np into it!!! I really think the wishing well grants wishes at certain times! I asure you wishes are granted!

Hey, congrats on being in the Neopian Times...you have an interesting article there! It was pretty neat to read. :) I do have to disagree with the Alien Aisha Veding Machine, though. My brother (alpop) found a nerkmid and used it at the vending machine and he got a faerie paint brush, no kidding. He painted his Kougra. Also, I used the same nerkmid and combination, and i came up with a woo-woo grub. pah. Anyway, I'm just saying that you can get soem useful things out of the vending machine. Thanks! :)

I strongly beleive in your mysteries. Tell me what I could do to help you solve these mysteries? Wishing Well mysteries? I have also been wondering ever since about the Wishing Well.

((O))kjrocket

Actually, you don't just win gross food, you can regularly win a lot of neopoints and paintbrushes. For the 10 times I tried the vending machine, altogether I have won 5 Paintbrushes, 4 Codestones and the other time I won a loooootttt of neopoints (in my main account shorei. my main account can't neomail, so I'm using this account. ^^; Go look up shorei's High Scores you will see I won about 14k.)

Why not write about Space Maps in your next Neopian Times Article? :)

The wishing well is real. The MAJORITY of the people who got their wish granted are poor.

Hi, i was just reading your arikle in the neopian times the part about the ghosts, it's kinda funny becuase about a week ago i was just thinking the same thing you wrote there in your arikle...
well it was really interesting
~Marleen

Um, in your article about the Auctions and Trades. Did you mean you NEVER get neopoints from them? Because I have gotten about 1000NP from the auctions. Although I don't remember what the item was, I have gotten Neopoints. I don't know about the trades, because no one's ever offered anything. I eventually canceled it anyway.

you know how your talking about how the wishing well thing is all made up with fake names? well in my old account that my sis now has, quicksilver8705, i won a mau codestone after i put in only 200 nps! plus i have a tip for you: the wishing well NEVER grants wishes that cost more than about 5-6000 nps... so think small and you could win.

Sent - 11/17/2001 05:54am
Subject - continued protest against...

your dumb mysteries. To add to the wishing well thing, they dont use most of their nps buy giving it to the SG!! but they dont use it all for prizes, either. Have you ever noticed that some of the nps donated at the money tree say

Sent - 11/17/2001 05:55am
Subject - good luck!

good luck in neopets!

I really liked your conspiracy theories. When I see them it makes me think whoa why didn't I think of that? Can you tell me more? I gonna try to find some stuff just like you.
Have a nice day (or night) Bye.

11/17/2001 05:59am

well I had an Idea about what happens when the mystic wind blows on you you may not notice it ( I mean in dice a roo) but some times they take your stuff. And also how do people get top scores in games like kiko match the only way you can get 700 points is if you win in less than one second how do they do it huh?

hi i am just answering to your query on the alien asia machine and the wishing well because i put an offer of 1000np and asked for a fire fire pants on fire paint brush and i got one within a day and on the alien asia machine i have won over 20000np and a desert paint brush and a faerie one so i do not no why you are thinking that.

In your article, you stated that the people thathave won at th wishing wel are just random names and not true things.

I do not bleieve that. I havn't won anything yet, buy, I neomailed some of the ppl that have won. Are you saying that the ppl that won are just neopets staff accounts?

I think u r right about the wishing well. I am not part of yur guild of anythang but when i looked at the profiles of the people who won in the wishing well. Sumpthang very suspicious appeared, almost all of them are newbies. And a experienced neopet playa like me never got anythang. Do you think they r fake accounts created by the leader of SG. Or do you think the "well" was created by the leader him/herself. IF you have any comments my neomail is pichu59. Thank u 4 yur time.

The NP from the Wishing Well go to the Money Tree, I know because sometimes, at the Money Tree, there are donations that say "Donated by the Wishing Well". And the Vending Machine can give out more than just food...once, as a random event, an alien aisha gave me a nerkmid. I used the nerkmid, and got another nerkmid in return. Then I used that nerkmid, and I got a Striped p/b!

I have recieved a water faerie from the wishing well.

Hi...i've been reading your neopian times articles, and i just wanted to comment on how cool they are, and what a contrast to the articles being about games guides, and the battledome. it musta taken a lot of thought. i thoroughly enjoyed reading about the neopia conspiracies. wonderful job.

Hello onugu.

I have read your article in the neopian times. Thumbs up - great work. Also, I have a little consipracy you seem to have not mentioned. Hopefully, this will get me an invite into your guild.

Tombola.
Everyday, we all use the tombola. Its on all of our daily chores lists, and we pull out a ticket, praying for the 0, 2 or 5. There it goes, another booby prize. How come we seem to NEVER be able to grab that Air Faerie winning ticket? Or that Zei Codestone we need. Even when we finally get Neopoints, its a very small amount. Now I bet youre thinking: How does the Shadow Goverment benifet from this? Well heres my thought. The Shadow Goverment secretly gathers tombola coins (stolen most likely) and grab all the good prizes, so when we come, there are 0 decent prizes for us. Coinsidence? I think not.

Thank you for your time.

The Wheel of Exitement has always given away money to many a happy neopet, however, it must be noticed that one will never win more than 500 NP. Also 50% of the time you get less np than you put in! Where do you think this money is going? Can you say Shadow Govement? If you give this idea a chance and look into it, you may be able to expose SG.
If you do not believe that idea then you will beleive this: Before it was destroyed, Marqua was extremely wealthy, so wealthy infact that the Shadow Goverment may have felt the need to kill it off, but not before gaining its riches!

Please consider these ideas, for if you do you may expose SG to the public.

I have thought up another awesome idea, in the food club, and poogle races,it says that if you do not collect your winnings in 7 dyas they will be forfeited. Forfeitred to who do you think? DUH! The Shadow Goverment!

Tombola and scratch cards and Garage Sale

How many times havnt you got booby prizes?? And how many times have you won?? When you win (if you ever do) you get GROSS food (most commonly) why? Becuz they dont want the food! And they wanna make us BELIVE that we acctually win..

Scratchcards how big are chance that you win?? If you ever win you need to have lots of luck and buy many scratch cards and the cards cost 500np each... Then if you buy 6 scratch cards you mabye win 2500 then you acctually lost np!!

Garage Sale Are they ever going to move?? And WERE do they get all the things?? They should have run out of things!!

I have been pondering about a certain aspect of Neopia that I believe is a conspiracy. Is it just me, or is it that the moment a huge slump is found in the interest of a Neopian Shadow Government creation, they create a new place in which Neopians are unconsiously lured to, to spend their NP?

For example... When Maraqua was smashed to pieces by a "whirlpool" the new island, Krawk Island, was "mysteriously found". What I think what's going on is that the popularity of Maraqua has decreased alot since the founding of Neopia.

Seeing that tourists aren't spending as much money on tacky merchandise and the like as they used to, the SG had to think of something to boost interest. The best way to accomplish that is to create a new "area" in which the mere aspect of it being "new, exciting, dangerous and adventurous" would be enough to lure people. The whole point of this is a money laundering scheme. What is up with the dubloons? Krawk Island was solely designed for new shops, attractions, and such things that would rake in more money faster than you can say Blumbaroo. This is just another wing of financial support the SG needed.

User: x_tai_x

when you play blackjack you play against your pet right when "We" lose where does the money go if it goes to our pet I'm sure he would give it back to me.

i liked your artical in the neopian times i agree with it all except one part, the bit about the vending machine, its true that usually you get a fish pop or some doctor backwash but on 3 occations ive been to the machine (with basic golden nerkmids that i bought for 8700np each!!!)(they are the most rubbish!!!) and got 25000np i also got lost dessert paint brush from it too!!! Thanks to the vending machine i now have 170000np and a dessert aisha (i painted my aisha to say thank you to the alien aishas!!!)

i have won an item from the wishing well i paid 100 neopoints and i asked for a fire faerie the next day i had the book all about fire faeries (worthless at the time) i hope this helps in your conspiracy theories

I had been wondering about some things around Neopia, and lo and behold,
I find your article in the Neopion Times, discussing the very things I had been
podering for the 2 1/2 months I've been here.

I'm serioudly glad your guild exists. Thank you for creating it.

I hope to learn great things while I'm here, with you and the others like us.

I have a question for you and here it is . Why is it that even if you are beating Punching Bag Bob he does not attack? 'Anbd how did he get here? Why is he here?

hey I read your neopian times add- the ghosts they say they steal all the donations because there is none
- the people acually get what they say because my freind got some stuff from there I don't know how he got it but he did and I I was impressed because he needed fat-U-less tablets and they were 10,000 he only had 2500 he put in 500 and he got it on a different file I put in 20,000 as a test and nothing so it is probaly random

" theorys "

the meerca brothers were actully experts of some kind that were hired by the sg to reprogram the crown so that it only gave the really good prizes to members ofthe sg and left a trail so that they would be caught and the crown placed in coltzans shirne who was killed sankara who was promised by th sg who lied that her kingdom would be let go by the tyrant wich was actully working for them and they convinced vyessa that she would not get caut if she granted sancara leinency and allowed them to use parts of her kingdom. well theres me and an informant who wishes to remain anonamis's theory.

I read your article about the wishing well and all that. After I read that, I went to the wishing well and clicked on each name in the list of people who have gotten stuff. I found that only 6 of those 30 people had been playing Nopets for more than 1 month. I don't know how this will help but I just though I would tell you anyways.
moon_beauty

hello i just read your article in the neopian times and iv been in neopia 2 years exept my game got stolen
your wrong the alien aishas are aliens but most of them evolved then came to neopia.

Hello,my name is fred isonyourdoorstep,and I don't belive your neopian times article about the S.G. Why is your guild private? Is it because u r hiding something? I think u were sent by the S.G.to disract us from finding out the truth. Please let me join your guild. That is, unless u have somthing to hide!(mwa ha ha ha ha)

just LOVE your article. you make the wierd things that happen fun:)

I usually get food...but it says that "The better the Nerkmid, the better the prize" so I guess if it's one of the best nerkmids, you can get rare items!

i saw on neopeian times your stories and i agree with you. I would like to help you on any of the cases so please inform me

thank you from lilyflowerangel

ya i saw your article in the "neopian times" and i have an answer for one of your questions: the ghosts dont steal from the money tree, it's just something the neopets staff's program puts there when there's no donations...lol, took me a while to figure that out! =)

Hello, my name is searwey and I just got through reading your article on the 'Yet Again, More Neopian Conspiracy Theories'. You make great points indeed, yet just to let the thought cross your mind, here's a question:

'If the Neopian Shadow Government is truly in existance, wouldn't they wish to remain in secret? If so...why would they let the Neopian times publish your articles when pretty much, you're exposing things that should remain TOP SECRET?"

Perhaps they're patronizing you? heh, kidding. Another thing I'd just like to let you know. I am one...no, not part of the SG as you call them, but instead, one gifted by the money tree. Not much, just an Earth Faerie at a long time passed. Lastly, all I must say is keep writing. There aren't many out there with such a spirit as you posess...

--Searwey

hi. i was reading your article and i thought it was really good. u must b good at writing to get ur article published 3 times! well i had my wish granted by the well about a week ago, so it does happen. and my name was on the list too. the hint to get your wish granted is to donate 22np whenever u r donating because everyone who has had their wish granted has donated 22np (well thats what the people i have asked said) but u have to donate at specific times (which i dont know). and you cant wish for like expensive things just like basic pets pets, food or toys.
good luck from _bella_angel_
(when ur wish gets granted u get an email from the well saying its been granted)

did u notice that when the oblesiks were gone that the volcano in Tyrannia disappeared and the stuff that was in the volcano moved onto the plateu? I think ur right there is somethign shady about the central power of NEopia Central.

I have i good thing but i can't fit it in one neomail so i will send it in sections

From the very start I thought there was somthing wrong about
the dark faerie not just how she was evil but somthing else that
I just could'nt put my finger on.So i went to find
out for about this "dark faerie" if that is really
what she is anyway, and guess what i turned up with,
nothing! "Sorry, your search returned no articles"
said the lenny. So I went to the " faerie info center"
otherwise known as the faeries of neopia page.
Darkness Faerie
And lastly, the Darkness Faeries, minions of the evil
one himself. Lying in wait to tempt those weak of heart,
the power granted by these evil imps is great, but at a
price. These evil Faerie abilities include creating
darkness, draining life and vision at night.
thats what I found out from the common faeries section then i looked into the uber faeries
Uber-Darkness Faerie
This is one of the most elusive creatures in
Neopia, but also one of the most feared. This
Faerie is quick to anger and her wrath is to
be avoided at all costs. Many creatures who
have been bold enough to approach her have
been rewarded with a terrible curse
However, if you do manage to please her she
can become a very powerful ally.

part2

Now all that stuff about the uber-Darkness Faerie is
sensible and fine,but what about the common darkness faerie
"the Darkness Faeries, minions of the evil
one himself."The evil one??? who is this "Evil One" we know that the uber darkness faerie is a girl
so we know that she is not the "Evil One" because the paragrapg clearly
states that the "Evil One" is a boy. The impression you might get from that is
Balthzar, but I would say not because he captures faeries and they would not be his minions ,and the only neopian devil figure is the uber-darkness faerie.
So who is the evil one???? Could the evil one have sompthing to to with the SG
we have all heard so mutch about?And if so what do they want with us, I think the whole SG is based on sompthing more than neopoints,somthing you can only get with loving care and , lots of hard work . Our painted,well trained for life,well trained for the battledome,sweet,obedient , pets.

part3

Maby they are only collecting our neopoints
because almost anyone would give up their pet for 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 nps
so if they can offer you that then they can get the best pets of the strongest owners and then they can completlety take over neopia by waging war over the weaklings that are left by using the pets they got from the now mulit-billionare neopians the pets being like the wonderful , legendary, purple shoyru,antorcha.
Mabye the "Evil One" is Dr.Sloth and he is at the head of the SG deraming of taking over neopia with the help of the once good pets who will never again know happiness, and all of the evil fuzzles and the dark faerie is second in command in all this maddness we call the Neopian Shadow Government , and if we dont come up woth somthing fast there will be no neopia as we know it today. We must go further to Identify the SG for that may be our only hope to save the world we know as NEOPIA!

Ok this is my theory: You know all that extra land on the world map??? I think the SG headquarters is in there some where.

This is somthing I find odd:I wonder why the esghopegor( I spelt that wrong) know where and when all those neopets died. Did he get orders from the SG to kill them????

Do not ignore our threats, I'm not about to defect from the will of the SG to join your puny guild! Cease your investigation into our affairs or face the consequences!

-Agent Spectre

i LOVE ur story in the newspaper about weird thing goin on in neopia. i don't look at the paper a lot but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzze neomail me when u write again about it or any thing else i will love to read it. :)
emma

Please don't ask me how i know this but, i work for the shadow government, they have stepped up their operations in Neopia. I'm just a low level agent so please on't ask me to tell you more; i can't. Th-they'll find me. I have to go now, someone's coming, but you're on the right track, don't let them scare you away.

signed
a friend

Here is my Theory:
I have notice in the all the chat board, about 75% of the message post on the Newbies are message of people who wants to stole people who are new to Neopets. Most, people who have play for a some time still gets trick by the hacker tricks. I have a friend, who she trust another one who she did not know. She lost 10k on NP. I can not said that all message post on the board are hacker but some of them are very helpfull for I have in another world, have donated tons of NP to new commers.

i personally have neomailed someone who won a dark faerie from the wishing well. they replied, but they said that they donated 8000np for it. so the wishing well isn't really worth it, but the ppl really exist

Anyways, I'm with you all the way on this shadow government thing... and If too much suspicion is aroused, then they'll probably come out, fists flying.

We had better keep our neopets at their strongest in case such a thing happens. Let's stay alert...

So, wanna be neofriends? Shadow Government - Be afreud, be very afreud.

Hi! I really like your articles in the Neopian Times. I wanted to tell you about a conspiracy I think I have found. Have you noticed that every single piece of chicken in Neopia has a bite out of it? Are there any pieces of chicken without bites? Maybe it has something to do with the SG.

For the ghosts stealing from the tree all it is is when everyone has taken everything from the moey tree.

Well, try the Fruit Machine... It's puzzling to me only 1/10th of the time I win something. And then, the fruit machine sprung up so suddenly. It could be a product of Malkus Vile, or Princess Whatshername (Vyassa?) trying to get her revenge for tha Crown thing!
Sure, the Fruit Machine is free but look at the price of Tchea Fruits and the sort. The SG must be trying to make them worthless! The lost desert foodshop is making a big loss! Nobody buys from them, cause other people can buy it on the Wiz for 1 np! I'm sure Malkus Vile must be trying to make the Lost Desert Food Shop flop. I feel sorry for the poor Grarrl owner!
At least in Faerieland, its more reliable - but wait! What about DARK FAERIES?! Is that why some items in the HT are so stupidly overpriced? They could have provided the Faerie Queen with some special Amulet and told her to raise the price! How did the DFs and the Pant Devil end up on the WoE? I thought Faeries were kind. And I'm sure all the NP the Dark Faerie collects can't be used solely by her - she'd to give about 50% of her 'winnings' to the SG - perhaps the Dark Faerie wouldn't, is actually quite kind but only a bit temperamental and the SG is exploiting her bad side and since the SG couldn't send a rep into Faerieland, they're getting a Faerie traitor instead.

You asked for theories.... Here's mine. I figured I should Neomail you before dicussing it on the message board, so here it is: The Petpet Puddle has become an obsession to many users. Think of all those NP rolling in. But for whom, you ask? The SG (Neopian Shadow Goverment). Over the last few days there have been a considerable amount of new updates concerning the Petpet Puddle on the News page, including the newly-found Purple Petpet P/B and also you can now paint your Wheelie and Pinceron! I'd say that if the SG is behind this, they've made around 1,000,000 NP by now! Well, there's my theory. It's not very good, but please consider its value, for no one knows what the SG could do with all that NP! Or would do....

Hi, I read your article and was really intrested. I've always had a taste for mystery and toinspect my favourite site would be great! I would LOVE to join your guild but I looked it up in the guild HQ and it wasn't there. I suppose it is Private. I was wondering what I would have to do to prove myself and get an invitation for your guild?

Thanks
Jessica

Hello! Here's what I noticed that is fairly strange:The Brain Tree. I mean, when you go up to it, it tells you to find knowledge. Could that just be a cover-up for a spy? Also, when you go to explore, if you scroll down to the short description of the haunted forest, it says "beware the beast that lurks behind the tree." I've tried clicking around behind the Brain Tree, and you can't see whatever's behind it.
-Fred Isonyourdoorstep

The Neopian Conspiracy Theories – My case

Okay, this is my first case…and I’m not quite sure where to begin. Some of you may consider my choice of case stupid, or obvious—but if you really think about the facts I’m about to list, you might have the same feeling as me—something is up.
Random events is what I’m talking about, preferably codestone random events. You know—they say you have found a mystical codestone on the floor. Some of you might just think that that really is not a big deal. But think about it. I have two theories to share with you.

Where do the Codestones come from?
1.) Someone dropping a codestone—If I dropped a codestone on the floor, I’d most likely notice—anyway, why would somebody just be carrying around a heavy codestone for no apparent reason? To use at the training school? The places I normally find Codestones are at my inventory. About 90% of the time, if fact, that’s where I have discovered that random event. MY MESSAGE IS TOO LONG; I'LL CONTINUE IT IN ANOTHER NEOMAIL.

2.) Appearing for no apparent reason—Okay, this is just about the only other choice. But, if this is the case—they come out of nowhere—then where are they coming from? They have to come from somewhere, they can’t just appear out of nowhere. I know, I know—you probably just think this is something Adam and the rest of the Neopet Team do. But could it be something else? Where do these mystical codestones come from? The only place you can buy them is the shop wizard, trading post, auctions, etc.
I’ve experienced happenings like this several times before. I will roam around Neopia until I get lucky and have this random event again, and I will start a log for all my findings. I’ll record time, place, any other happenings around me, etc. Like I said, I’m young, and my theories will probably not interest anybody (plus I’m listening to Britney Spears while I write this…another mystery…I have no idea why! I don’t even like her! I won her CD yesterday at a drawing…and the scary thing is…I knew I was going to win it—almost like I made them pull out my name. Stuff like this happens all the time to me, it’s creepy, almost like I’m psychic or I have powers—oops, I’m getting off the subject…) you can ignore this if you wish, but I am interested in searching for an answer—if there is one. Good luck to me, eh? LOL. –Agent Dekan

Ever notice they didn't post the winners to NeopetV2? They (Adam, Donna, ect.) could have easily made it impossible and stepped in at the last moment to turn everyone away from... everything. A diversion. But for what purpose?... I'm in your guild, btw.

what do the shopkeepers do with their money.They cannot spend it because they are always in their shops.Perhaps it goes to someone?

The reason of the ghosts for the money tree is the donations. the secret government pays the ghost to steel your neopoints and then put them in the money tree. Then if the money tree collects enough money the ghosts steel it and give it to thw secret govenment. Another theory is that many people don't donate anything and the money tree is left with nothing the secret govenment pays the ghosts usally citizenship the ghosts to act that if there is nothing at the money tree to steel from someone and place it in the money tree or act like they stole it. And my theory to the wishing well situation is that while only a small percent of the money given to the wishing well like 250 NP a week the rest goes into their account where they collect huga amounts of intrest and ever wonder about where you get all those neopoints for winning games, the cool offers, prizes come from they get the NP well here is the money tree, wishing well, and the main shops.

Sent - 11/18/2001 10:21am
Subject - conspiracies 2 out of 2

Yes shops while neopians have logged off to do work in the real world thire neopets are forced into manditory work to make those "fine" products if not enough people are logged of they force the ghosts and other evil creatures to do the work. Since the labor is free they get 90% of the the price goods the other 10% is used to pay of the shop keepers not to tell. of course kauvra and the highest priced main shops PAY neopets to work or do the work themselves and they still have to pay the secret govenment 90% of all the NP they make If you need more consipiraces please neomail me.

i have read your article and i just wanna say a strange happening. once i recieved an earth faerie via neomail from a person that never existed

i have been reading the neopia news and i too have noticed these strange events. for example when the money tree gets "infected" with a disease.Maybe the SG is using it for a secret operations and by infecting it thats how they get neopians to stay away without suspecting anything.
anyway i would love to join your guild.Do u think i could join?

I just wanted to say that I enjoyed your article in this Neopian Times!

I saw your article in the neopian times. I wanted to tell you I noticed a couple of strange things you might be able to put in your next article. Where do the neopoints go that we use to upgrade are neodecks? It has to go some where. Also don't you think it is strange that the rainbow fountain all of a sudden starts up by its self. One last thing. Punchbag Bob. Is he really only for target practice. Maybe he is here to trick us into using wepons that will break so we do not have them. Thats all. Thanks for listening to my ideas.

I read your Neopian Conspiracy Theory and I noticed something, Virtupets has a government. It's a dictatorship, Dr. Sloth rules by making his subjects fear him. Would you please add this in an upcoming article?
-umbreon200

Hello. I was reading your conspiracy theories on the Neopian Times, and I have to say, you got me thinking, lately I've been linking several things to the Shadow Government you speak of.
Really, after reading, I started thinking about the Snowager, I honestly believe he works with the SG, think about it, besides going a stone's throw away to fight in the Ice Arena every so often, he never leaves his cave, yet he has more items than one could possibly imagine, Neggs,. plushies, you know what I'm talking about. How does the Snowager get that stuff ? My guess is he's guarding it for the SG and in turn receives some form of compensation, and the stuff is alot safer with a terrifying killer ice worm than with any safety deposit box. The only reason people are able to steal the occasional item is because the Snowager like everyone/everything else needs sleep, hence the occasional nap here and there.
I don't know if you've ever noticed that or not, I haven't read many of your articles yet, but I felt I should point that out.

hiya :)
i was reading your article about where the neopoints go from the wishing well and stuff from the Neopian Times. i think ur right about that, i never got what i wanted from it either. i also saw ur guild and i wanted to join it but when i searched for it i couldn't find it. if you could get back to me, i would really like to join ur guild and help u w/ur investigation
bye ;)

i thought that your article was very informative. i think you're right on the money with the wishing well thing. i'd love to join your guild, unfortunately i'm very very committed to my guild right now. if you don't mind, i'd like to point out other shady deals:

neopian homes: where does the insurance go? i don't think our homes are in any danger of burning down or our items getting stolen... plus the fact that we don't really need a home to survive in neopia!

pant devil/ice devil (or whatever that thing up on terror mountain is called): i've always had stuff stolen by those two monsters. where do the stuff go?

i still have to think about the others though. hope you crack the conspiracies :)

Hello! I read your artical in the Neopian Times, about the Wishing Well thing...i got a fire faerie from there once! i paid only 100 NP and they gave me one! then i started to get all the neomessages. they were SOOOO annoying!

I know exactly what you mean! (About what you said in your article.) Where DOES you NP go when it is being held for "safekeeping" on the trading post? Come to think of it, where does it come from at ALL? Who manufactures it? You never hear about the "Neopian NP Mill". And what do the shopkeepers do with their extra money?

Is you guild a privite one? Because I'd really like to join. :)
Sincerely,
angell0

P.S. Do you think pinapple or apple chias are cuter? My pet is a pinapple. X:-)

i read your article in THE NEOPIAN TIMES and found it vverry interesting i am looking for a guild to join please reply

Can't get into your guild!

I'd like to know - what EXACTLY are these creatures called petpets? They have no gender, they can exist quite happily in your safe deposit box with no maintenance, and they don't need to be fed. Hmmmmm..... maybe they're some kind of biomechanical robot?

I noticed you when i was reading the New Neopian Times. I must say, it was very interesting facts you have there. I though it was funny as in I never though about stuff like that. Anyway, I just want to say that it was very good writing. I might try my hands on writing.
Cool article(=^.^=)

Mercy

this may seem kinda obvious, but it's something that came to me-

i believe i know where the giant omelette comes from. the legend says a dinosaur laid an enormous egg hundreds of years ago. i believe that dino is still alive! my theory is that he is "the beast" from the caves on the platau.

Thanks for considering me as a candidate for your guild

Um.. Ok, my theories

Well the first thing I wondered when I started neopets is how such a great big omelette can stay fresh for such a long time, without going rotten before it is finished. It is impossible. But when our neopets eat it, they stay perfectly healthy. Perhaps the omelette has something added to it to stop it from going rotten. But what is it? Are we eating something in the omelette than is unhealthy? Are we slowly poisioning out neopets?
Will we one day get a neomail telling us that our pets have an incurbale disease?

And where is the next egg coming from after the first one has been finished? Is another dinosaur laying another egg? But how could they lay an egg on the plateu without stepping on and destroying the concert hall and other buildings around it? There in never been any evidence that a Humoungous dinosaur has been there!

So if it isn't a dinosaur, then what is it? Where does the egg come from?

And how the pepper, sausage etc. manages to get on half the pieces of the omelette even if you don't have any food in your items (The dinosaur didn't lay a flavoured egg!)

Hope to hear from you!

I have read your recent articles and i have been thinking. After some suspected cases, i fell upon one that stood out. I'm talking about Evil Sloth Clone #32(or whatever the # was...). Why would just that one clone have a trading card?
I think that after the Sahkmet battle, all the sloth clones were destroyed except it. Now it is on the loose and trying to take over the Lost Desert. I believe that #32 was the one that planned the stealing of Coltzan's crown. Why? Because sloth did not want anyone to take advantage of the lost desert. If this worked, even if #32 tried to destroy the lost desert, many people wouldn't help. If my theory is right, #32 is definetly after the lost dessert.

Well, let's see, the brain tree. It thirsts for knowledge, but... why? It is possible that the tree, for one reason or another, believes that the knowledge it seeks holds coded messages that would allow it to increase its strength, and become mobile, to... contact... the SG. Why? Well, given the theories of the money tree, and the glancing similarity between the two, it should be obvious: the Trees were created by the SG, the Money Tree a success, the Brain Tree an expirimental reject. In an effort to make the Brain Tree incognito, they placed it in the Haunted Woods/Spooky Town, where it seemed as natural as possible. Even now, the clues may be fitting themselves together in its exagerated brain...

Hello, again. Actually, there had been one thing I had been thinking about. I've gotten a few random events where Dr. Sloth hands me a transmogrification potion. Why would the law enforcers of Neopia allow such an evil man to wander around their pure, perfect land when he could be in his own space station. Just something to think about, Hayley.

I was just wondering about the Snowager.
Have you noticed that its a bit strange that the Snowager is made out of ice?
Yet, to have such a massive pile of tresure in its cave, it must surley have gone outside of Terror Mountain, so why didn't it melt?
I think it must be employed by someone else who put the tresue there. Also the Snowager is oviosly a genetic experiment gone wrong, I mean, who ever heard of a worm made of ice?

The idea of your what your guild does intrigues me. I read your neopian times article and it stated exactly what I've always been thinking. There has been many odd things that has happened to me....I could dwell on the subject of my lost neopoints in the wishing well but I remember another mystery. When I was a newbie I used to sit at the money tree for minutes on end always clicking on something...anything. I never seemed to get anything. NOBODY has gotten anything (at least the people I know). I have to admit...I now regularly donate to the tree but always wonder who is getting the benefits? Is it going to a private guild? OR is it another swindle like the wishing well? Until I get my answer I have boycotted donating items to the mysterious tree. And that's ONE of my conspiracy theories. (((don't get me started on the neo-police's NEW powers))). Well gtg....... -- chryspcrackers --

hello
i have just read you article in the neopian times and i have to tell you, you have it all wrong.

i work for the SG and there is an explanation for all this.

the ghosts steal from you yes, but then go back later and steal from the money tree again (this happens very rarely) and give that to the needy

the bug brothers, well their not really part of the SG, they're protecting an unknow orginazation we are trying to find.

the wishing well is half SG and half bug brothers we are trying very hard to get rid of the wishing well.

i stopped there while reading your article and im sending you this. i hope you ill relize your terrible mistake in accussing us as enemys of the citzens of neopets
thank you

kat thats your name right yea
well im so sorry with the last mail you got from my address. i didnt send it. my friend and i share an account and now ive changed my pass word so she cant do it again. im sooooooooo sorry. it was just a joke but when i found out what she did and i checked out www.kat22.com and i was soooooooooo embarrassed im soooo sorry did i mention im sorry? lol well i am and i hope she didnt offened you well ill talk to you later

ps she used my middle name so she wouldnt get in trouble im sooooooooo sorry

Hi,
I've been to your page & read your articles and totally agree strange things are goin on. I'd like to enquire into waht the SG does with all the pets on the adopt a pet page, all the pets who mysteriously dissapear because the new owner decides they want a blue instead of a red, or a pet with more HP than the first roll. Also, what are the seemingly pointless random events like: A spider crawls over the page. Are these creepy crawlies as harmless as they seem? Or are they really spys from the SG.
Neomail me back if you agree with my suspicians.
Munchkin Man

you know you should really make your guild open to the public.i have some mysteries when you disown a pet it costs 120np but when you adopt a pet it costs around 80-90 or less what happens to the leftover np.also when you create a pet where does the 50np come from?and when the pant devil attacks where does the item go?and if you dont make it a public guild could you please send a guil invite to tyler1220

Hi, I read your latest article in this weeks Neopian Times. I really want to join your guild, so please put me on your waiting list. Also, I'm not sure if you have noticed this. Have you ever visited the Chocolate Factory in the Market Bazaar? The Chocolate Factory shopkeeper says this: "Nobody ever goes in...nobody ever comes out, but we sell chocolate by the truckload!". This is very strange. How can they sell chocolate by the truckload at every shop restocking time and not have outside shipments. I think the factory is run by the Shadow Government. How come a chocolate bar is 120 NeoPointS? Why is a Chocolate Cherry Moehog 320 NeoPointS? And why must a small Rasberrie Sweetie is 100 NeoPointS? This is undoubtibly the work of the NSG.

Write back,
~*Aarika*~

I have a theory about the World of Neopia (the Explore map). Why are there only a few places we can go? And if we can see thwe whole map, why can't we GO there? For instance the large island just northeast of Faerieland. We can see it, but we can't go there. Why not? Is the Shadow Government restricting our travel so that when a new 'area' is opened, we'll all run there to spend our money? Think about it. When Mystery Island first opened, people bought out the Island Merchandise shop a minute after it restocked. Now we wouldn't go there if it was the last shop on Neopia. So is this another mysterious way of theirs to get our precious NP? I think so.

ever notice in kiosk at the bottom it talks about a jackpot prize? but there are only blanks, toys, level ups, and nps up to 10k. Nothing there that will let you win a jackpot, so why put that there when it dosn't exist? to make people buy more kiosk cards in hopes of finding the jackpot