"What is wrong, no matter what it is, will seem to be all right."
- Scott's First Law-
So much for normality, hey? This section isn't really connected to Saint Seiya, but since I was dedicating some time to Murphy I thought "Why not?", and put this up too. There's not much to explain, I just wanted to store some curious and (according to me!) funny pieces of writing that illustrate a less-than-normal outlook on life. Hopefully, those who want to add something they found or wrote themselves can send it here too ([email protected]) and I will see if it fits. I will go along uploading bits and pieces of stuff I find worthy of this little sanctuary to all things weird. If stuff likes this depresses you, or if you don't really believe Murhpy's Laws apply (which, of course, means you are one of those few sunny and lucky persons! �_�;) then don't bother to read this. But if you agree... and the words "weird", "unlucky", "Murphy" and "slippery-banana-peel" DO strike a cord... be my guest!
The Plot Against the People
Russell Baker is known for his rather acid humour when it comes to articles in magazines and such like. I found this little jem among some stuff to read at home, and it was just too good to pass up. A funny study on how inanimate objects are secretly planning the destruction of mankind. *laughs*
Vatican Attacks USA
Before you say anything, let me explain. This was an short and weird assingment I had to do (with a classmate) for my English classes at the University. It was supposed to be a mock-news-report. We were given the headline by the teacher, and we had to writethe article. And.. this came out. No comments. ^_^;;
Your Horoscope Today
Weird Al Yankovic has this magic ability to always make me crack up laughing with his songs. LOL! This lyric is a way of pulling the leg of all magazine and newspaper horoscope predictions, but if you ask me, you should reading thinking about the GOLDIES! Trust me, you'll end up giggling before the song is over!
Well, that's all I could get together for now, I will probably end up putting up quotes and small pieces of Pratchett's "Discworld Series"...*grins* Hope this was enough for now!
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I don't own Magic, nor the picture in that self-styled card. I don't know who did it, but my brother spent a whole afternoon doing it to cheer me up and I jsut HAD to put it. If anyone knows who the artist is, please tell me!