After unsuccessful negotiations for the Lost Ark, the Pope lead the Lord's Holy army against the USA government. His Majesty's F-16 aerial hunter disappeared over the state of Illinois last Tuesday. While the search for the wreck continues, the army priests have launched their "Cross of Love REPENT!" nuclear missiles. However, citizens of Dallas (Texas) said to have seen a plan crash down near the city; FBI investigations department claims to have found nothing near the area but a huge crater with a marble slab at the bottom. The inscription (translated from Aramaic language) reads as follows:

"Thank you for purchasing Apocalypse Now, no refunds accepted."

Signed: Archangel Gabriel