the dating game
"What kind of idiot would turn
me, the great Naruto, down? Come to your senses and go to the dance
with me!"
"Baka." Temari took out her fan
and promptly bonked Naruto upside the head with it, sending hm
sprawling to the floor. When he got up Temari was nowhere to be seen.
"Damn it."
"Hahaha!"
Naruto heard the laughter... and
he knew exactly who it belonged to. Tsunade, the fifth Hokage."Poor
Naruta. If you want I'll go to the dance with you. You'll be there with
the most beautiful woman in the world."
Naruto crossed his arms and
turned away. "I'm not going with an old hag like you."
"What?!" Tsunade gritted her
teeth as she looked at Naruto... true, she was fifty, but she didn't
look a day past twenty. "Well, too bad, I'm going as your date."
And so, the day of the dance,
Naruto was left with the embarassment of attending with Leaf village's
fifty-year-old Hokage. The other ninjas made fun of him for weeks.
~owari~
