the dating game
Naruto started setting the trap,
but he set it so that Saasuke could easily escape. That way Saura would
think that Naruto had helped her, even though Saasuke had gotten away,
and then would go to the dance with him instead! It was a brilliant
plan.
"What are you doing?"
"Ahh! Saasuke!!" Sakura shouldn't
have had time to get Saasuke over here yet... what was he doing here?
He must have happened to be wondering around.
"Is this... a trap?"
"Umm... no."
"It is."
"If you knew, baka, why'd you
bother asking me?"
Saasuke's eyebrows narrowed.
This is it, thought Naruto, he's
going to kill me.
Then Saasuke opened his mouth...
"You're going to the dance with
me."
"NANI?!?! But- I don't swing that
way- I'm a guy- you're a guy- we like girls!"
"I know, I thought so too..."
Saasuke lowered his head... "until our kiss..."
"Kiss? What?" Naruto started
edging away, more scared then he had been in his entire life. "That
wasn't a kiss, some one pushed me into you!"
"No... something that felt that
amazing had to be real. If you will not go to the dance voluntarily, I
will force you."
The next thing Naruto knew a wave
of chakra was headed right at him. The last thing he thought was
that Saasuke was acting horribly
out of character. When he woke up he was dressed in a suit and tied up,
Saasuke standing next to him... they were at the dance. Every girl
there was glaring at him, including Sakura.
"So, Naruto, all this was a ploy
to keep Saasuke to yourself..."
Naruto cried inside. There went
any chances he had with the girl of his dreams. And Saasuke smiling
down at him... well, that was just too scary.
~owari~