Run No:1263 Hare: TaiLap Venue: Sg.Senudong,recreational spot.Tmn.Kampar Jaya,Kampar
Bloody clear skies and hot weather today-good conditions to ensure a good sweat out.After TC��s Run,we were gathered at the same spot for another Hashventure organised by the wannabe DOC,TaiLap.The initial cock-up about parking within limited space got tongues a- wagging with Fei-Tek-lik being the most ��bitchy��followed by TC(boy,can he blow hot air!!��this recent returnee from N.Y.).
1800hrs came and the boys were let off with the GM��s calls of ON!ON!Initial running saw us heading for the river crossing and then the usual trek along ye olde timber trail.Near the org.asli huts(abandoned)a left turn moved us to the boulder strewn stream crossing for the expected uphill climb.Minutes into the ascent we reached a junction where the check sent the FROPS searching.ON2 cries came from Tiu Meng��s directions.He hollered and hollered until he got a response from GM(scared to move further uphill without company).
TiuMeng led the way to a valley revealing a section of the falls-lovely sight for sore eyes.Check 2 awaited and the search resumed for the continuation.Babu crossed the falls (with GM following behind)while TiuMeng and Co.continued uphill.TiuMeng was spot on again.By the time scribe retraced his steps,he was smelling many arses as most of the blokes had gone further uphill.There was an incline to clear before the day'�� BIG climb began with the trail forever (it seemed) snaking its way uphill.It was definitely a good workout for the back.The first casualty of the climb was TC (sitting down-malu-ation only.Sheez!!And he was challenging STP today).As I pushed ever onwards towards the summit,STPee��s solid rear caught my eyes (this Hashturd can DO IT.But why do I have the feeling that I won��t see him doing the Monday trail on a regular basis??Looks like TC has to keep on challenging him.).
Almost at the summit the papers pointed towards a valley.The FROPs(Babu,Fred,Toluk,Lobak-lobak,Pop2)could be heard on the other side.Fred was shouting curses at Tamu when the latter cried for directions as to the paper trail.Eventually GM led the poor sod in the right direction before setting off downhill to catch up with the FROPs.Some time later scribe caught up with Fred and Toluk .Next came the olde timber trail(26+ years ago mind you folks-when I first set foot in Kampar and met up with the likes of a much younger TaiLap),where Lobak2,Pop2,TiuMeng and Babu were seen trying to kill each other for the lead����dei,NO GOLD CUP/MEDAL involved on Hash Mondays.Scribe tailed the pack until Pop2(the Mang liew did it again)tried to lead the FROPs on a left turn upslope in another direction when the way down was straight ahead!!Shocking,BUT TRUE!(Now you all know WHY,Pop2,Babu,Tamu and Pari spent a night in the hills of Kampar Jaya!!!during the GM��s Run.).GM just went straight on until Pop2 realised his folly(sheepishly).And Pop2 not wanting to lose the lead sprinted like a crazed mt.goat downslope.At the junction to the Org.Asli huts(abandoned),he YET AGAIN proved that he is the REAL MANG LIEW by following papers for a second round!!!IMPOSSIBLE prick,this Joe.
After the eco-tour,it was back to the river crossing for a deserving drink.All in,FROPS took about 1hr.10 minutes to complete the track.Superb deal from TaiLap �C right dose of medicine prescribed.And before 8p.m.,all were back.No casualties.STP was grinning from the left side to the right side of his arse knowing that he had put TC in his pocket.
Members were engaged in weekly banter punctuated by sessions of ��Drama Isnin Ini��And TC was in enforcement mode harrasing Monkey until this poor bloke hightailed it for home!Pariah and Doraemon too were not spared his spit and venom.TC on the war path after being put in his place by STP.
CharLan(the original Cunt Mouth)asked Babu whether he still had the energy in him,so soon after tying the knot.Babu put his cock into his chee bye chooi to shut him up by coming back early.This prick left in a hurry to pack up for his honeymoon(joy ride) trip to fark-a-way country.ON!ON!
When it was time TaiLap gave instructions to head for dinner.Three tables of hashers were feted.Thanks a lot B.B.
The hard-whores stayed on for more.Scribe left after 10.20p.m.While Pop2 and Gang carried on.STP will be pleased to supply U with the sordid details. SCRIBE: A-hole
Announcements
1 KJH3 24th Anniversary Run (INTERNAL) : 1st Saturday of July.Venue: Eastern Garden waterfall.ON2!! at 5.00p.m.Hare:TC and Toluk.Org,Chairman �C STP.Food-Toluk.STP has secured quite a bit of sponsorship from the members.THANK YOU.Teeshirt �C Charlie.Lighting-Pari.ONLY Tiew2 & AhChuen-currently on trial membership are allowed to join in.NO NEW GUESTS on said day please.
2 Quad Run : 6th.Aug.(Sat).Next Comm.Meeting in Mid �Cjuly to finalise details.Sub-committees are being set up.Please do your part to ensure another successful event.
3 Other INVITES : Seletar HHH (July) see On Sec.Kelab Ahiahs HHH,Bentong ,Pahang ��1st Anniv.Run-27th.Aug.FOC.
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