THE Kitty Kat Ranch

Meow, y'all! Welcum ta our Kitty Kat Ranch! Grab yorself a chair and prop yer feet up. We'll do our best ta ennertain ya. We got lotsa cat toys ta play wit and scratchin posts iffen you've a mind ta. Jist watch yer steps... them dern fool cats ain't too careful 'bout how fast they goes or whose legs they runs thru. An we don't cotton ta declawing kitties so y'all 'ave been warned.

We're a purty relaxed bunch 'round here, so relax and feel free ta wander where ya pleases. We gots pitchurs 'n stories, and even some right useful edicational info-mation fer y'all. It don' take much fer us to brag 'bout our furballs. Sometimes we might tell a bit 'bout ourselves, but mostly we jist keeps talkin' bout cats.

So if ya don' mind gitten hairs on ya or pawprints on yer shoes, stay awhiles and visit wit us. We gar-on-tee this kinda talk stops on tha other pages, and thars sure ta be somthin here you'll like. We'll sends ya off with our theme song, now. Thanks fer stoppin by.

Cadillac Ranch Performed by Chris Ledoux
Written by Chris Waters and Chuck Jones
and parodied here for our silly sense of humor

Well the days were long and the nights were too
Daddy didn't know what to do
Then mama found a cat one day
Said she's gonna take the strays away

Mama came up with a plan
She and daddy got a kitty clan
Mama put a sign on the door
And Daddy plays with 'em on the floor

CHORUS
Now we call it the Kitty Kat Ranch
We're teasing cats in the catnip patch
There's tuna in the bowls and the place stays packed
Till the mice run away from Kitty Kat Ranch

Now the only thing that they raise are cats
They don't need any little brats
Just kitty toys spread here and there
Keeps everything fuzzy round here

Mama keeps em in from the door
Daddy and she play with 'em on the floor
Mama feeds em up til their fat
And Daddy kicks back with 'em in his lap

CHORUS
Now we call it the Kitty Kat Ranch
We're teasing cats in the catnip patch
There's tuna in the bowls and the place stays packed
Till the mice run away from Kitty Kat Ranch

Well we always give them their way
Now the only sounds around here today
Are the meows and purrs of all
Of the many fine feline purrin furballs

CHORUS
Now we call it the Kitty Kat Ranch
We're teasing cats in the catnip patch
There's tuna in the bowls and the place stays packed
Till the mice run away from Kitty Kat Ranch