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Noise in the hall started the sleeping figure. He shot up from his position on the bed and looked around. His eyes glanced at the clock. 8:30 am it read. "Oh shit!" Trowa hurriedly dressed and ran out the room, running his fingers through his hair to return it to the trademark Trowa style. Ahead of him, he saw Heero hurrying towards the cafeteria.
Trowa: "Tro....Heero!"
Heero: *turns around* "Oi. Hurry up!"
Trowa's long stride quickly brought him up beside Heero. They glanced at each other, the same look of worry reflecting in their eyes. After a quick nod, the two raced forward. Both scanned the room desperatelly for their companions.
Heero: "Where ARE they? I can't believe I overslept. What if Wufei told them something!?"
Trowa: "K'so!"
After a thorough check of the room, they finally found Quatre, Duo, and Wufei seated at the far corner. After a quick look at each other, they approached the trio in their usually stoic style. Trowa pulled a chair out beside Quatre, while Heero did the same beside Duo. For a long time, nobody said anything. This really put Trowa and Heero on edge. Normally, Duo would be chattering away while they had breakfast. And Quatre would have at least said goodmorning to them all when they sat down. Wufei was usually silent so not much change there. Heero glanced worridly over at Trowa. He received the same glance back. Both sat there waiting. But still, nothing came out of the blonde, nor the braided brunette. Heero swallowed nervously. Then he stole a glance and Trowa, and motioned towards Quatre. Trowa cleared his throat.
Trowa: "O..Ohayo. Quatre." [goodmorning]
Quatre looked up from his breakfast of fresh fruit. He glanced expressionlessly at Trowa. Then, without a word, continued eating. Duo and Wufei in the mean time, had not looked up from their respective meals. More silence reigned. Heero slowly, scooted over closer to Trowa. Then the two started whispering to each other.
Heero: "He must have told. What are we going to say?"
Trowa: "I don't know. What do you think he told them? He must have made it sound worse than it was."
Heero: "Look. We have the same classes together with them. So lets try to explain it to them when we get there. Alright?"
Trowa: "But what are we going to say? We can't tell them we were making our daily reports!"
Heero: "Do I have to do everything!? Just tell them...."
Duo: "My! Don't you two look cozy."
Heero and Trowa jumped at the voice. They were too engrosed in their conversation to notice that both Quatre and Duo have started glaring at them. They swallowed simultaneously.
Heero: "Um...well...That's cause we didn't want to disturb you from your meal."
Trowa: (under his breath) "Really smooth Trowa. Why don't you just tell them while you're at it."
Heero: (under his breath) "Shut up Heero!"
Quatre, who had been glaring his damn hardest at the two during this time, also spoke up. "Since when did you two start refering to each other as 'we'?"
Trowa: "Well....um...it's better than just saying 'that guy' I guess." *weak grin*
Quatre: *glares even harder* "Oh. Is that so?"
Duo: "And I suppose it's better to sneak off at night to meet each other than talk when the rest of us are here too. Right?" *ultimate shinigami deathglare*
Trowa/Heeero: "He did tell!"
Wufei, who had been quietly eating all this time, finally looked up. He stared blankly at Heero and Trowa but said nothing.
Quatre: "Who's he?"
Duo: "Well well well. I guess that makes them three timers instead of just two."
Heero/Trowa: "What!?"
Quatre: "Nobody told us that you went out. We share rooms damn it. You actually think we wouldn't notice? Just so happens, that Duo also noticed Heero stepping out at night. Tsk! I never thought you two really had something going." *looks off to the side angrily*
Duo: "Two timing us with each other is bad enough. What's this about a THIRD guy hm?"
Trowa: "There is no third guy!"
Quatre: "Oh. So you're admitting that it's just the two of you then huh. And to think, I actually trusted you with all your pretty love speeches." *points accusingly at Trowa* "All that 'I love you but we can't do anything cause the war' blah blah. More like 'we can't do anything cause I don't really love you.' Trowa. I've never hated anyone more than I hate you now."
Quatre pushes away from the table. Heero's mouth opened and closed trying to say something but nothing came out. When Quatre passed him, Heero reached out to grab his hand but Quatre flinched from the touch, then slapped his hand away. After one last deathglare, Quatre stormed off to class.
Meanwhile, Trowa was being stared down by Duo. Sweat rolled off the side of Trowa's head like a tap. After a long silence, Duo whispered, "Bastard." then got up and left the table.
Eventhough it was barely a whisper, Duo's words thundered in Trowa's ears. He sat there stunned for a moment, then shouted "Duo!" and chased after him.
Wufei watched as Trowa and Duo dissappeared into the hall. Then he took a long look at Heero who looked very much depressed.
Wufei: "You boys are digging your own grave. Heero. I know you would never two time Duo like Trowa would to Quatre. Go explain to him. I'm sure he'll understand."
Wufei gave Heero's shoulder a reassuring pat. Just as he was about to walk away, Heero grabbed his arm none too gently.
Heero: (through clenched teeth) "What do you mean 'like Trowa would to Quatre'?
Wufei struggled to keep his face emotionless. A smirk kept creaping onto his face. Luckily, Heero did not turn to look at him when he grabbed his arm, so Heero didn't see. Taking a deep breath, and using every ounce of self control he had, Wufei put on his most compassionate face and walked infront of Heero.
Wufei: "You may not believe this. But Quatre told me himself. He said that Trowa really had the hearts for Duo." *sighs* "But I know that Duo really loves you. And you can get him back. I really don't care what you and Trowa were doing on the roof. I'll pretend that you were confronting him. Now go on."
Wufei grabbed Heero's arms and pulled him out of the chair. The stunned Heero Yuy just froze. Wufei couldn't help but smirk at him.
Wufei: "I said go on." *pushes Heero towards the door* "If you hurry, you can still catch up to Duo."
Heero just stood there looking at Wufei with a confused expression on his face. Wufei just smiled and waved his arm in a 'shooing' motion. After another long moment, Heero finally turned and walked out the door.
Once Heero was out of sight, Wufei burst out laughing. The entire room looked at him surprized. Wufei payed no heed and continued cracking up. After about 5 minutes of uncontroled laughter, he straightened, took a deep breath, and sat down. Then, unseen by the curious eyes of those in the room, he pulled out the small communications device.
Wufei: "Dragon to D-Prince. The wings are in the batter and ready to be fried."
"Copy. Death is heating the oil. Would you like to be the chef or sous chef?"
Wufei: "Sous chef is fine. You're best at cooking. Over and out."
Two boys tore down the hallway. The one in front had a long braid that flapped from side to side as he ran, smacking into anyone unfortunate enough to get in it's way.
Trowa: "Duo! Wait!"
Duo: "Why the hell are you following me!?"
Trowa: "Because we need to talk. Now will you stop!?"
Trowa grabbed one of Duo's arms and swung him around, almost throwing the boy into the wall.
Duo: "HEY! Watch what you're doing!"
Trowa: "Sorry. But I really need to talk to you." *looks around* "This isn't a good place. Come on. This way."
Trowa grabs hold of Duo's arm again, and leads him to some secluded hallway.
Meanwhile, Heero was dashing down the halls in search of Trowa and Duo. Trowa thought frantically for places they could be at. Oh shit! Where the hell are they!? This can not happen again. If Quatre sees those two together, he really will think that I don't love him anymore. As if on cue, he spotted Quatre walking slowing to class about two halls down. If I can't find them. I might as well make sure Quatre can't see them either.
So quickly, Heero caught up to Quatre and tapped him on the shoulder. At first, Quatre's expression was surprise but that quickly turned to anger, with violence promised in his eyes.
Quatre: "What do you want?"
Heero: "I..."
Quatre: "Hn. If it's nothing then I'll be on my way." *shrugs hand off his shoulder and turns to leave*
Heero: "No Quatre. Wait!"
Quatre: *stops, turns back* "....."
Heero: "I....I came. To apologize to you."
Quatre: "Apologize? For what?"
Heero: *runs fingers through hair nervously* "Well.....things haven't actually been running smoothly lately."
Quatre: "What? Between you and Trowa?" *turns away* "Don't worry. I'll stay out of the way from now on." *walks off*
Heero: "Quatre! No. That's not what I mean!" *chases after him, grabs Quatre's wrist*
Quatre: "Ow. Hey. Stop that." *struggles to get out of the hold*
Heero: "Quatre listen to me. There is nothing going on between us. Alright?"
Quatre: "No shit there's nothing going on between us, no LET GO!"
"Da!!!" Heero threw up his hands in frustration. Then he grabbed the escaping Quatre again, and pulled him down to the next hall on the right. Opening the first door he saw, he shoved Quatre in, then closed the door behind himself. Unfortuanately for Quatre, the room just happened to be the Storage Room. Heero had shoved him in hard so he had fallen backwards, and landing right in the large sink. Luckily Heero had failed to turn on the lights or else he would have seen how stupid Quatre looked trying to keep from falling completely in.
He had finally gotten a grip on the side of the sink, and was pulling himself up, when Heero slammed his hands against the fall on either side of his head. Having used his hands to stiffle his own scream, Quatre fell back into the sink. Heero leaned in to the unguarded Quatre menacingly.
Quatre figitted. Oh damn. Trowa is really pissed. I think I may have gone too far. I've never seen him this mad. I've never seen him mad period! Oh crap.
Heero: "Quatre."
Quatre: "ha....Hai?" [yes]
Heero: (very calmly) "Are you going to listen to me now?"
Quatre: *squirms* "Do I have a choice?" *squirms some more*
Heero: "No. So listen very carefully." *leans in to whisper into Q's ear* "You don't have to be this afraid. I'm not going to hurt you." Hn. Like hell. It's pay back time darling. *nibbles on Q's ear* *Q whimpers*
Quatre: "Then GET OFF ME!" Shit! What is he doing!? *shoves at Heero who doesn't budge*
Heero: (husky voice) "Weren't you the one who was hitting on me in the first place?"
Quatre: "I...." Holy Shamu!
Trowa: "This should be a good place."
Duo: "Yeah for murder. What are you going to do? Kill me so that you can have Heero? Well don't worry. You can have him. I've had enough of his shit for one life time."
Trowa: "You don't mean that."
Duo: "Yes I do. So bug off and leave me alone."
Trowa: "Duo. Be quiet for a minute and listen to me will you?"
Duo: *opens mouth, shuts it* "...."
Trowa: *warm smile* "Look. I'm sorry for what happened earlier. It may have looked bad, but it's not what you think. There's nothing going on between me and Heero. We were just jealous."
Duo: "Jealous? Of what?"
Trowa: "Because you, Quatre, and Wufei all seem to have something going on. The only reason I was on top of Heero in the hall was because I had to tackle him inorder to keep him from kicking the door down. Heero was just so pissed off. He was worried about you. And then, he and I were talking on the roof to figure out a way to explain what happened to you guys. I guess it didn't work out too well either."
Duo: "...." Shit. Why does Heero have to be this good. How am I going to heat the oil like this?
Trowa: "I hope you will believe me. Heero loves only you."
Duo: "...." Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! x 1 billion. Come on Duo think. Think!
Trowa: "Duo?"
Duo: "Huh? Oh yeah. Right."
Trowa: "You still don't believe me don't you."
Duo: "Well...." Yes! I've got it! "I believe you. But YOU, I have a problem with."
Trowa: "Me? How?" *looks confused*
Duo: *evil smirk* "Cause you're the one who caused this whole mess anyways. So....You're going to have to make it up to me." *wags his finger*
Trowa: "Okay. How?"
Duo: *cackles like a witch* (in witch voice) "Double double. Toil and trouble. I'm going to sacrefice you to Shinigami." *points and laughs at Trowa's confused face* "No. Honestly. I'll think about it. Come to my room after class is over. I should have thought of something by then."
Trowa: "Sure."
Duo: "Good. Don't forget! Promise K?" *holds out pinky*
Trowa: "You have my word." *hooks pinky to pinky-swear*
Duo: "Alright. Let's get to class before the bell rings."
Duo watched as Trowa walked down the hall. Then, he reached into his shirt and pulled out his communications device.
Duo: "This is Death. The oil is bubbling and ready to fry."
Quatre: The oil may be bubbling but I'm going to be the one that's getting fried. "...."
Heero had now gotten bolder and was kissing down Quatre's neck. Since Quatre was still stuck in the sink, he couldn't move or stop Heero at all.
Heero: "What's the matter? Don't like to play anymore?" *licks Q's neck playfully*
Quatre: "GYA!!!" *tries to squirm away to no avail* Damn! Never thought Trowa could get frisky. "You know.... I think class is starting." *looks at Heero nervously*
Heero: "So? Skip it." *works on giving Q a hicky*
Quatre: "SKIP IT!?" Oh I'm going to die. Oh! I know. "Didn't you say that you loved Duo very very much?" *looks at H hopefully*
Heero: "Yes. And?"
Quatre: "AND!!!? How could you say AND! You three timing, lying, son of a bi...."
His cursing was silenced by Heero's mouth covering his. Quatre struggled, but Heero was stronger and held him in place. After a long while, Heero pulled away.
Heero: "You certainly have changed. What? Over your little flirt fest? Or just not interested in me anymore. Found yourself someone new?"
Quatre stared wide eyed with his jaw hanging open. Heero put one finger under his chin and closed his mouth for him. Leaning in close and smiling, he whispered, "That better not be an invitation. Cause I will take you up on it."
Quatre: "!?" Great spirit of Sandrock! This is payback! Trowa na yatsu. Damn. I can't let him get to me. "...." Heh heh. But he must have forgotten one thing. He is still in Heero's body. The oil is ready. All I have to do is make sure I throw this wing in. *pushes Heero back* "I'm different from you." [na yatsu means that thing]
Heero: "Oh really."
Quatre: "Trowa already said he loves me. I won't do anything to betray him."
Heero: "What about earlier?"
Quatre: "Ah. But that was before he told me his feelings."
Heero: "So you're not going to get it on with anybody else then?"
Quatre: "Nope."
Heero smiled. A real, and happy smile. Using both hands, he held Quatre's face and kissed him full on the lips.
Heero: "That's all I wanted to hear. We can go to class now." *opens door*
Quatre: "!?" Oh my! Trowa dear. You are soo kawai sometimes. All that just to make sure I'm yours. *stiffles a chuckle* Okay. I'll make sure I show you just how much I love you in front of your face. *clears his throat as he steps out of the room* "I may be true to Trowa. Him on the other hand....."
Heero: "What are you talking about?" *worried look* Damn. Forgot all about Duo and Heero.
Quatre: "Nothing. It's just that....he seems to have a thing going on. With everybody."
Heero: "EVERYBODY?"
Quatre: *leans close and pokes H in the chest* "And that includes you. I don't know what he's up to. But if he cheats on me. We're through. I'll let the thing you and him had on the roof pass. But if he does anything again..." *slides his hand across his throat signifying death*
Heero: "....." Oh NO! Better find them. FAST! *hurries down the hall*
Quatre smirked as he watched Heero run to his classroom, knocking over anybody who got in his way. After straightening his clothes, he reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out the familiar communications device.
Quatre: "This is D-prince. Grab your hats and put on your aprons people. It's time to cook!"
Heero ran into the classroom just as the last bell rang. He saw Duo take something hastly out of his ear, but passed it off as his walkman. Straightening his clothes, he went over to his seat next to Duo.
Duo: "Hey. Look who was almost late."
Heero: "I had some things to take care of."
Duo: "Ooooh. Calling off your date with Trowa?"
Heero: "Duo. We..."
Duo: "I know. I know. Trowa explained it all to me. I over reacted."
Heero: "What did he say?"
Duo: "The truth. At least I hope it was. But I'm not going to tell you what he said so I can check with Quatre later. That's where you were right?"
Heero: *slight blush* "Um...yeah."
Class went on and on as usual. The G-boys already knew everything there was to know so there was no point in paying attention. Duo started humming but today, didn't poke Heero with his pen like he normally did. Suspecting something was up, Heero glanced over at him. A smile had crept over Duo's face.
Heero: "What?"
Duo: "Oh nothing. I was just thinking what would go well with fried wings."
Heero: "Planning on going to KFC?" (Kentucky Fried Chicken for all those non-north americans. ^_^)
Duo: *laughs* "Not exactly. Oh yeah. Trowa is going to be coming by later. You sure you can refrain from jumping him?" *pokes H with his pen*
Heero: "He's coming by? Why?"
Duo: "To make up for jumping you. I haven't decided on what to do yet. He's coming by our room after school. So don't get all jealous K?" *winks*
Heero: "Sure. No problem." I just have to make sure Quatre doesn't see.
Trowa is walking down the dorm halls. He looked like he always did, but for those who knew him, you could tell he was nervous. What does Duo want? You never know when it comes to him. He rounded the corner and came to stand infront of Duo's door. Here we go. He never noticed the shadowy figure loaming behind the wall.
Somewhere else, Quatre was walking down the hall. To the eyes of those around him, he seemed to be happily listening to his walkman. In truth, he was waiting for those magical words.
"Heavy A has just jumped into the oil."
Quatre smiled. Seemingly to be mouthing the words to the song..."Shall we let him brown?"
"Deep fry is recommended. Since cooking time is uncertain."
Quatre: "That's fine. I still have to gather the wing. Any sight of the condements?"
"No. Woah damn! Cancel that. Condements have turned into one hell of a side dish."
Quatre: "How filling?"
"A cross between potato salad, and the mother of all noodles. And it comes with it's own special sauce!"
Quatre: *chuckles* "Good. Can you keep it hot until serving time?"
"I think so. Looks like it's in heat anyways."
Quatre: *laughs* "It better not be turning into a hot dog. But it doesn't matter if it does. I'll ring 5 minutes before serving."
"Copy that. Dragon out."
Quatre removed his earpiece and put it back in the inside pocket of his shirt. As he looked around, Heero came sliding around the corner. Quatre smirked.
Heero: *panting from the run* "Quatre! Whe......where are you going?"
Quatre: *clears his throat to hide his smile* You're amazing Duo. I don't know how you got him all worked up.
"I was going to find Duo. He said that he wanted to talk to me earlier. I just can't find him."
Heero: "!!" Oh no no no no no. I can't let him see Duo and Heero together. He'll think it's me! "I think he went this way." *points somewhere in the school*
Quatre: "Really." God. I don't even have to stall. "Okay. Thanks." *starts walking in the direction Heero pointed*
Heero let out a sigh of relief. But then quickly straightened. I should keep an eye on him. He might think of going to Duo's room since he won't find him. "Quatre. Wait. I'll come with you."
The two walk around for nearly 15 minutes. Everytime they got somewhere, Heero would point somewhere else saying that he thought he saw Duo. Quatre had to smile at the effort Trowa was putting in to keep himself from seeing Duo and Trowa's body together. It was just so sweet.
Once he walked into the room, Heero knew something was wrong. First of all, none of the lights were one. And second, Duo was very quiet.
Trowa: "So.....have you thought about what you want me to do?"
Duo: "....."
Trowa: "Duo?" He's quiet. This is bad. Maybe he changed his mind and is still mad at me.
Duo: "Trowa Barton. I did think about it. And thought about something else too."
Trowa: *backs up nervously* "Such as...?"
Duo: "Such as your attention towards me." *steps closer* "The way you look at me." *stands face to face with Trowa* "And the things you say to me."
Duo gave Trowa's chest a little push. Since he was so damn nervous, Trowa backed up, tripped, and fell right on the bed. Duo crawled up after him and was now on all fours on top.
Duo: "So tell me. Trowa. How do you really feel about me?"
Trowa: "Wha....I...ah...." *eyes go wide, mouth moves but nothing comes out*
Duo: *chuckles* "Oh. Speechless I see. That's nice."
Duo leaned down closer, and his braid dripped over his shoulder. Duo grabbed the end of it and started tickling Trowa's chin with it. Trowa struggled to keep a straight face.
Duo: "Doda?" Oh this is evil. But kind of fun. [doda means how is it]
Trowa: "Um...ah....it....tickles."
Duo: *wiggles eyebrows* "Well then. Let me make it feel better." *winks*
Quatre: "I think we should stop looking."
Heero: "Why?"
Quatre: "He's probably back in his room by now. And if he's not there, I'll just wait for him. You don't mind do you?" *sweet smile*
Heero: "N..no. Of.. course not." Damn. Please be gone by now. Please be gone by now.
Quatre: "Good. Come on."
Quatre and Heero walk back to the dorms with Heero in the lead. Heero looked like he was in a rush to get there first. That didn't bother Quatre though. Since Heero couldn't see from his position, Quatre pulled out the tiny communicator.
Quatre: "D-prince to Dragon. How's the side dish?"
"I want to stuff it in a turkey. It's driving me nuts. And its making me carry the sauce."
Quatre: "What kind of sauce? And is the dish still hot?"
"Blood red with lots of little white things. And a lot of it at that. Yes the dish is hot. I don't think it can cool."
Quatre: "Oh. I see. Well break out the china. The wing will be fried in 2 minutes."
"Copy that. Dragon out."
Heero had now reached the door but was hesitant in opening it, giving Quatre time to catch up.
Quatre: "Well? What are you waiting for? Open the door."
Heero: "Um....I don't think he's in."
Quatre: "Well, open it anyways. I'm tired from all that walking and need to sit down."
Quatre had grabbed the door nob and turned it while he was talking. The door was unlocked, so Quatre tumbled into the room. Heero made a grab for him but missed. Quatre layed on the floor waiting for the tell tale gasp he knew would come from Heero. He heard it, then slowly picked himself up. Letting out a gasp himself, he stepped back in his shock and bumped into Heero.
Quatre: "Trowa! You....."
There, on the bed, was Trowa and Duo. Their clothes were slightly dishevelled. A sure sign of an interupted makeout session. Duo was now laying on top of Trowa, who had his arms wrapped tightly around his waist.
Duo: "Eh heh heh. Yosh. Futari do mo" *slightly guilty grin* [hello you two]
Heero: "Trowa. What are you doing!?"
Trowa: "Um....I..eh.."
Quatre: "First Heero and now Duo!!!?"
Heero: "Baka yaro!" [idiot!]
Trowa: "Hey! Do you think I wanted this to happen?"
Duo: "Are you saying that you didn't! What am I just some toy to you!?"
Quatre: "I can't believe this. Don't deny it if you want him!! Were you using him? Urgh!"
Quatre looks around. The only thing there were books so he grabbed one and threw it at Trowa. Duo, very use to dodging books by now, easily got out of the way. Trowa however, got beaned in the head.
Quatre: "YOUR DISGUSTING!! GO TO HELL!"
Tears had now welled up in Quatre's eyes. He turned around and made to storm out the door, but Heero grabbed him arm. Wrenching free, he glared at him through misty eyes.
Quatre: "Get out of my way."
Heero: "Wait. Don't you want to hear him explain.."
Quatre: (half sobbing) "I don't care."
With that, Quatre ran out of the room. Heero started to go after him, but Duo had cleared his throat.
Duo: "Don't you have anything to say?"
Heero: "Yes. Why Duo?"
Duo: "I just wanted to see if you would be jealous. Seems not." *sighs* "Just goes to show how much you really care about me. You seem to care about Quatre even more."
Heero: "You just back-stabbed your bestfriend. Is that all you can say?"
Duo: *looks surprised, then look changes to remorse* "Yeah you're right. I guess I should go talk to him. Excuse me."
Duo gets up off the bed, and races out of the room, leaving Heero alone with Trowa who was still dizzy from being hit by the book.
Quatre ran as he wiped off his tears. After turning another corner, he spotted what he was looking for. Wufei stood in the hall, wearing his usual white traditional chinese suit. Quatre smiled at him and slowed down. Wufei walked towards him also with a smile on his face. As they passed each other, they exchanged a high five.
Quatre: "Makasete." [leaving it to you]
Wufei: "The side dish is just around the corner. But beware of the sauce."
Quatre: "Got it."
Wufei quickly rushed down the hall the way Quatre had come.
~Heero and Duo's Room~
"Damn it! Wake up!" Heero bitch slapped Trowa across the face.
Trowa: "ha..Wha..?"
Heero: "I said wake up you idiot!" *slap*
Trowa: *finally snaps out of it* "Hey. Stop that. I'm awake."
Heero: "What the f#%k did you think you were doing!?"
Trowa: "Nothing. Now get off me. It's not like you didn't do it before."
Heero glared hard at Trowa who simply glared back.
Heero: "Fine! Have it your way. But you have a hell of a lot of explaining to do. And that includes Duo. It's not like you treated him that nicely either Mr.Do-you-think-I-wanted-this."
Trowa shook himself a little. Then hastly nodded. Both boys rushed out of the room in the direction Duo and Quatre went. Unknown to them however, was that Duo didn't exactly go chase after Quatre.
Duo: "Death to Dragon. Heavy and Wing headed your way."
"That can't happen! Get rid of Heavy right now."
Duo: "Copy that."
Luckily, Trowa had stopped to check the TV room. Duo quickly stepped in and locked them both inside.
Trowa: "Duo, what are you doing?"
Duo: "You weren't very nice to me back there. Were you really just using me to release some of your....shall we say, sexual tension? Or was it more than that?"
Trowa: "Well I..." Oh crap. If I say it was more, then Trowa is going to kill me. If I say I was using him then I would be the biggest jerk in the entire universe and Duo would hate me. What to say. What to say!!?
Heero looked right and left as he rushed through the hallway. Where is he? Where is he!? Oh god, please don't hate me. I would never cheat on you. Quatre. Don't hate me! He rounded another corner and saw a Wufei coming towards him. Heero ran forward.
Heero: "Wufei. Have you seen Quatre?"
Wufei: "Yes. Why that Trowa. I'm going to KILL him when I see that boy."
Heero: "What?"
Wufei: "You should come too." *grabs Heero's arm and pulls him down the hall* "Why that emotionless bastard! First he makes him cry. Now he cheats on him. And with his best friend! YOUR DUO for god's sake. In the name of Nataku I am going to serve justice and kill that son of a bitch."
Heero: "No. Wait. Wufei. You don't understand. Where's Quatre?" *almost trips from being pulled*
Wufei: "Don't worry. You leave Quatre to me." *stops* "That's right! I'll leave Trowa to you. You must want to kill him for messing with Duo right? Right?"
Heero: "Um...ah..Yes?"
Wufei: "Exactly!" *pushes Heero down the hall* "I'll go comfort Quatre while you kill Trowa. K. Go on."
Wufei hurries back up the hall the way he came. Heero stood dazed and confused for a moment, then rushed after Wufei.
Heero: "Wait Wufei! Don't.."
Wufei: "Don't worry about him. I'll take care of it." *dissappears around a corner*
Heero: (through clenched teeth) "That's exactly what I'm afraid of."
Duo chose exactly this moment to come out with Trowa in tow.
Duo: "Heero! Did you find Quatre?"
Heero: "No. Wufei saw him though and went after him."
Duo: "Oh good. He should be alright then. Wufei's a good guy."
Trowa: "A good guy? Is that what you think about him?"
Duo: "Yeah. What are you jealous?"
Heero: "Damn it. This is not what I need right now!" *clutches his head*
Heero: "What!?"
Very annoyed, Heero turned around to see who was calling him. A big cloud of red tackled him to the floor. Relena, carrying a big, big bouquet of hundreds of blood red roses, accented by white baby's breath had crashed into him.
Heero: "RELENA!? Oh shit!" *smacks his own forehead*
Relena: "Heeeeroooo! I'm soo happy I finally found you. Do you like the roses? Red means passion. Just like what I have for you! Don't you love it? I thought I would never find you. I saw Wufei and he kept stearing me here and there, then I saw Quatre and he told me to come this way so HERE I AM!"
Relena giggled and snuggled closer to Heero happily. Trowa had visibly paled at the sight of Relena and Duo wasn't really in the mood to deal with her.
Duo: "Eh...let's leave these two alone shall we?" *tugs at Trowa's arm*
Trowa: "Uh...Ah." *starts to walk away*
Heero: "NO! Don't! Don't leave me here! Aw. GET OFF ME RELENA!"
Relena: *giggles again* "I'm so happy those two finally got together. I just knew it! I even told Quatre I knew Trowa wanted Duo."
Heero: "You told him WHAT!??"
Relena: "Oh come on Heero. Get a clue." *snuggles closer again* "And Quatre agreed too. You're the only one who didn't see it Heero. But that's so like you." *pokes at his nose playfully*
Heero: "GET OFF ME YOU TOAD!!"
Relena: "Awwwww. Are you going to kiss me so that I'll turn into your princess." *puckers up* "Quatre said you were going to be cranky and needed some cheering up. And that I'M the perfect person for it. How sweet of him. But he's smart cause he knows I'm perfect for you. So sweety, where do you want to go?"
Heero: "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Duo and Trowa had run outside inorder to escape the voice of the freaky blonde stalker. Duo was walking in front with his arms behind his head, while Trowa was walking behind, with his hands in his pockets as usual.
Duo:(whispering) "This is Death. Rendezvous at Garden."
Trowa: "Did you say something?"
Duo: "Uh..yeah. I said why don't we go take a walk in the garden."
Trowa: "Sure."
The two stood in the garden, casually smelling the flowers, and commenting on the weather. Trowa didn't look too happy though when he saw a pretty yellow one. Duo was about to ask him what was wrong when a voice rang out.
"I think we need to have a chat don't you?"
Duo and Trowa turn around to find Quatre and Wufei, standing at the garden gates.
Duo: "Quatre. Wufei. Come on in! The water's fine." *waves nervously*
Quatre: "Hn." *glares at Duo and Trowa*
Wufei: "Looks like you didn't care for what I said earlier."
Trowa: "!"
Duo: *looks back and forth between Trowa and Wufei* "Huh? What did you say earlier? Wufei."
Quatre: "Well?"
Trowa: "....." *looks down* "I don't have an excuse."
Quatre: "So are you saying you want Duo?"
Trowa: "I..." "Yes. I mean NO!" God damn it! Why does this have to be so hard!
Quatre: "Well which one is it?" *glares hard*
Trowa: I'm suppose to be Trowa. So I have to say it. "No. I don't Duo. You're the only one I want."
Duo: "He is!? Then what am I?"
Trowa: "I'm sorry Duo. I made a mistake."
Duo: "Why you son of a.."
SLAP!!!!!!
Quatre had walked up to Trowa and smacked him hard on the face. Duo and Wufei's jaws dropped in surprise.
Quatre: *teeth clenched, eyes blazing* "You're way over the line. Bastard."
His words were hissed and barely a whisper but Trowa could hear him loud and clear. Quatre turned and walked back towards the gate as Trowa held his now, pink cheek. Duo jumped infront of him.
Duo: "Teme. What did you think I was?" [you, very rude form]
Trowa: "Duo, I..."
Duo: "I am not a toy to be used!"
SLAP!!
This time, Duo smacked Trowa across the other side of his face. He glared at the Trowa who now resembled a chipmonk with his chubby cheeks. Trowa could only stare back blankly at the three.
Quatre: "Come on Duo. Leave this piece of human garbage."
Wufei and Quatre held the gate open for Duo. After one last glare-o-death from the three of them, Trowa was left by himself in the garden. All he could do was stare at the swinging gate while rubbing absently at his pink cheeks.
"HEEEEEEROOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"HEEEEROOOO!!! Don't worry. Whatever's bothering you, I can kiss it better!"
'AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DASKETE!!!!!!!" [help me]
"HEEEEEROOO! I'LL SAVE YOU!!" *kissing noises*
"AHHH! KILL ME! KILL ME NOW!!!!!"
