In case you forgot.... "......" Talking ITALICS thinking *......* action [...] translation
I refer to the BODIES when I say Heero and Trowa. When they THINK, it is the soul thinking. Here's an example. If I write...Trowa: "......." Duo no baka! That means Heero is THINKING IT.
When I write .... Heero: " I'm going to kill Wufei!" That means Heero's body said it. But Trowa (soul) wants to kill Wufei. Alright? Hope that clears things up. Insert disclaimer here.
Trowa: "You know. You should relax a little. Calm down. I'm sure everything will be fine."
Heero: "Easy for you to say. You're not the one Quatre hissed and glared at."
Trowa: (under his breath) "Che! Lunatic lover boy."
Heero: "What!?"
Trowa: *flinches* "Nothing."
The two wait for yet another 15 minutes. Heero's eyebrow ticked in sync with the clock. It was disturbing. Not to mention, very very frightning. Suddenly, Heero stood up knocking forward the table in the process. Well, that would be an understatement since the force of it was enough to push Trowa and his chair over. The students who had been busy chatting in the cafeteria got very quiet. They were all surprised to see Heero Yuy, who was usually very reserved, look so very openly pissed. Also, to see the usually graceful Trowa Barton sprawled out on the floor with his arms and legs in the air, they didn't know whether they should laugh or run for cover. Heero stood there glaring at the floor while Trowa struggled to untangle himself from the chair.
Heero: "I'm going to look for them." *turns and starts to walk away*
Trowa: "Trowa." *Heero keeps walking* "Oi! Didn't you say you wanted to wait til later?"
Heero: "It's later." *stops, turns around to look at Trowa* "I'll look in you and Duo's room while you check me and Quatre's room. Got it? But just check to see if they're there. Meet in the hallway in 5 minutes."
Trowa: "Care to tell me what exactly you plan to do when we find them?" *finally gets up* *stands beside Heero* "You have been over-reacting a lot lately."
Heero: "Oh shut up Heero. Just do it."
Trowa: *sighs* "Fine fine. Meet back in five."
The two run off in opposite directions. Five minutes later, they meet back in the middle of the hallway. Both are panting from the run.
Heero: "Did you find them?"
Trowa: *pant* "No." *pant* "That means they're...."
Heero: "Wufei." *very mean look*
Heero dashes for Wufei's room as Trowa called after him to stop. It didn't work. So...just as Heero was about to open Wufei's door, Trowa tackled him to the floor.
Heero: "What the hell are you doing!?"
Trowa: "Trowa CALM DOWN!!" *grabs Heero's shirt and starts shaking him* "You can't just charge in there. What will they think?"
Heero: *takes several deep breaths* "You're right." *takes another deep breath* "Lets just eavesdrop."
"Well well well! What do we have here?"
Heero and Trowa look up. Quatre was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed in front of him, looking down at them. Because Trowa had tackled Heero to the floor, Trowa's body was still on top of Heero's body.
Quatre: "Having fun fellas?" *smiles innocently*
Heero: "Quatre!! I...I..."
Quatre: "You're under Trowa. How....nice. Tell me. Is it fun?"
Heero: "I..I..."
Wufei: "Well well well. Will you look at that. Trowa. I never figured you would be this....frisky."
Wufei draps his arm over Quatre's shoulder and whispered something into his ear. Heero's glared his Deathglare-o-power 1000% max. Wufei saw and smirked at him. Then whispered again into Quatre's ear. This time, Quatre gigled.
Duo: "Na Heero. What are you doing under there? Is that why you said we couldn't spend 'quality time' together?" *deathglare to match Heero's*
Trowa: "Duo! This.. we....I..I..."
Quatre: "He sounds like Heero."
Heero: "This...I..."
Duo: "You're right. They do sound alike."
Trowa/Heero: "This isn't what it looks like!"
Wufei: "Come on boys." *puts an arm around Quatre and other around Duo's shoulder* "Lets leave these two to their fun. Hm?"
Both Quatre and Duo nod. The trio leaves with Wufei's arm still drapped around both Quatre and Duo's shoulders. Trowa and Heero both stare at them in shock with their mouths hanging open. After god knows how long, they slap their jaws back in place and glare at each other.
Trowa/Heero: "This is all your fault!" *stare at each othe incredulously* "My fault!? What about you!! Che!!!"
Both of them get up and brush themselves off. Then they resume their deathglare match.
Trowa: "We can't keep doing this."
Heero: "No f#$king shit."
Trowa: "So what do we do now?"
Heero: "How am I suppose to know?"
Trowa: "Look. Fighting won't solve anything. Let's just calm down, clear our heads. Alright?"
Heero nods and they both take three very deep breaths.
Trowa: "Okay. Now what are you thinking?"
Heero: "Track down Wufei and kill him."
Trowa: "Same here. Let's go."
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Elsewhere off campus. We move the scene to a nice, bright coffee shop. Duo, Wufei, and Quatre are seated at a table beside the window. Looking in from the outside, Duo sat on the right, Quatre sat on the left, while Wufei sat in the middle, facing the outside.
Waitress: "Here are your menus. Just call me over when you're ready to order okay?"
Duo: "Thanks sweety." *winks*
The waitress blushes a little, does a little bow, and leaves.
Quatre: "So boys. Ready to order?"
Duo: "Not really."
Wufei: "I think I lost my appetite." *looks slightly pale*
Quatre: "What's wrong?"
Wufei: "I have a sinking feeling that once Trowa and Heero change back. I'm a dead duck."
Quatre: "Oh come on. Don't worry about. You would have saved their life. They can't kill you for that. And I'll make sure Trowa can't hurt you in any way. Promise. Duo will do the same with Heero. Right?"
Duo: *sighs* "I don't know."
Wufei: "I'm dead."
Duo: "Hm? Oh that. No I mean yeah of course I'll make sure Heero can't hurt you." *Wufei breathes a sigh of relief* "But I don't know if I can do this."
Quatre: "Do what?"
Duo: "This!" *waves hand around* "Didn't you see what they were doing back there?"
Quatre: "What? You mean Heero and Trowa? Yes I saw it. So what?"
Duo: "So what? Doesn't it bother you. The guy you're hot for is messing with another guy. Okay, that sounded wierd but still. I don't know how you can stand it. I don't know how you can go on pretending like that. Doesn't it bother you? To see them with someone else? Besides, how can you pretend to love Trowa, I mean the body, when you know that inside it's really Heero? I know that it's the only way we can get them. But...I don't know. It feels.....adulterous. Like I'm betraying him or something."
Wufei: "Oh. This could get ugly." *evil gleam in his eye*
Duo: "I see. I guess it's not that bad. I mean we are doing this for them." *also evil gleam*
Quatre: "Exactly. But Wufei, I'm afraid you will only be able to mess with them using us. I'm sure neither will have a problem with killing you."
Wufei: "I know." *sighs* "So what do we do now? Do you have any plans?"
Quatre: "Not really. That's why I was dying for you guys to figure it out and help. Which reminds me. How exactly did you guys figure it out? I mean, I know you said that wierd game thing, but really figure it out?"
Duo: "Lets just say it wasn't that easy okay? At first I was completely clueless. But I have eyes. From the first day they came back from the mission, I thought they were acting strange. Heero kept looking at you. At first I was thinking, Oh my god, Heero likes Quatre. That made me want to cry. But I thought, heck if he loves you and is happy, then what the hey. I won't get in the way. Then I noticed Trowa, you know, noticing me. And I was like, Oh my god. What the hell?" *pauses and throws his hands in the air for enthesis* "And then you told me that Trowa knows I like Heero. But I kind of believed you and kind of didn't. Cause the look Trowa gave me was....I don't know. I just had this wierd feeling. So I started to keep watch on all of you. You know," *leans in and pokes Quatre's nose* "I've been noticing that you've been hitting on both of them. You little flirt." *smiles, leans back* "So that's when I started really paying attention. Along the way somewhere it really became obvious that Heerohad it for you, and Trowa had it for me. That was when my mind kept saying, how could this happen. Cause at first I thought Trowa loved you and Heero sort of wanted me right? Anyways, so my mind kept saying, how could they switch like that? Can their hearts switch so easily? What the hell? And then there was the library thing and how Heero acted all jealous over you and Wufei."
*wiggles eyebrows at Wufei* "But then afterwards, Heero did that long speech about loving me after we saw Relena off. And then I thought, Hey! They're hearts didn't change. Heero really does love me. But then my other half kept saying, Yes they did. This is all an act. You know they had a change of heart. But another part of my mind kept saying, People can't switch hearts that easily. And it just kept going and going until it somehow hit me. It was like, switch of hearts. Hey, could it be that they switched hearts? That would explain the sudden change. All those subtle things they did. And it hit me that the look Trowa gave me felt wierd cause it was the same look Heero usually gives me. Heh. Funny how you don't notice they did those things until it stops. So I thought, if they really did somehow switch bodies or something, that would explain why Trowa acted so much like Heero." *takes a deep breath* "And then I played the game thing. I wasn't all that sure until you confirmed it back there."
Quatre and Wufei blinked at him. Duo was again, leaning back so he didn't notice their aw-struck faces.
Quatre: "How can he talk so much without breathing?"
Wufei: "....." *shakes his head still staring*
Quatre: "Anyways, how bout you Wufei?"
Wufei: "Me? Well, basically the same thing. I saw the looks Heero gave you and the way Trowa looked at Duo. And then you ran into me in the hall. That really got me going cause you said Trowa didn't do anything. So then I started paying closer attention. At first I was like Woah, I was wrong all this time. Heero likes you and Trowa likes Duo. But when I thought about it, the stuff that made me think that, was the same stuff that made me think Trowa liked you and Heero liked Duo in the first place. That's when I thought, Damn. People's hearts change so easily. And it really bugged me. And I even confronted Trowa telling him that I'd steal you away if he didn't act right."
Duo: "Yeah right! No joke?"
Wufei: "I wasn't really going to do it. Just wanted to scare him a little. I guess the next big thing was the stuff Heero, or should I say, Trowa, said in the cafeteria."
Duo: "Hey! You were listening? Where were you?"
Wufei: "Up in the rafters."
Duo: "So that's why you were wearing those clothes. Nice touch." *smirks*
Quatre: *chuckles* "Wufei. Do you like Mission Impossible?" *smirks*
Wufei: *blushes a little* "Will you two shut up and let me finish." *looks at them, sees them trying to control their laughter* *sighs* "As I was saying. Then I heard Heero's spech and thought, okay, wrong again. Guess Heero really does love Duo. But the speech was so practiced it sounded fake. So then I thought back to how his heart could change so easily. And I thought about how you said I need to figure it out. So I thought you meant you wanted me to figure out why the sudden change of heart. So I kept thinking, why the change of heart. Why the change of heart. Then it was like, Change of Heart. Maybe they changed hearts. It's damn right impossible, but hey. Let the thought run. So I thought about what would happen if Heero and Trowa really did change bodies or something, and the stuff that happened seemed to fit. I wasn't really sure either. But that was when Duo played his little game. That sort of made up my mind. Although I had my doubts. Then you confirmed it in my room. So that's it."
This time Duo and Quatre stared at Wufei unbelieving.
Quatre: "Wow. Wufei talks a lot too." *looks out the window*
Wufei: "Hey you asked."
Duo: "So what do we do now?"
Quatre: "Cover your mouths with the menu!!"
"Huh?" Wufei and Duo said as the same time even as they covored their mouths.
Quatre: "Look outside. By the bus stop."
Both do as they are told. It was a good thing they had their menus up cause they both burst out laughing.
Wufei: "What the hell are they wearing?" *chuckles*
Duo: "That's the shirt Howard gave me. Oh my god. I was dying to see Heero wear it. Ha ha ha ha." *continues laughing*
Quatre: "What's with the accessories? At least Wufei's disguise was stylish."
Wufei: "Hey!"
All continue laughing. The waitress picked this moment to come back and ask for their order.
Quatre: "Cafe o'lait please."
Duo: "I'll have....an irish cream."
Wufei: "Mochachino and 2 double fudge chocolate brownies please."
Quatre, Duo, and the waitress stared.
Wufei: "What?"
The waitress gathered their menus and left to place the order. Quatre and Duo still stared at Wufei.
Duo: "I never knew you had a sweet tooth."
Wufei: "The coffee's for me. The brownies are for you. By the way, my treat boys."
Duo: "For me? How come?"
Quatre: *leaning on his arm, covering his face with his hands* "Don't forget somebody's watching us. And they can read lips."
Wufei: "I'll just say he deserves it." *covering his mouth* "Quatre. How are we going to talk? We haven't even made plans on how to screw their minds yet."
Quatre: *still covering mouth* "We'll just have to say things they don't want to hear. And do things they don't want to see." *removes hand from mouth* "Let's go to the mall later. See a movie or something. We can talk more." *wink*
~Outside Cafe~
Trowa: "What did he say?"
Heero: "Couldn't see. His hand was in the way."
Trowa: "Why did Wufei want to get brownies for Duo? What's he trying to do?"
Heero: "Maybe he's just being nice."
Trowa: "Yeah right. I'm sure he's going to get real nice when they go to the movies."
~Inside Cafe~
Waitress: "Here you are. Irish cream for you. Cafe o lait for you. And one Mochachino and 2 brownies for your sir. Oh. I'm sorry I didn't ask you if you wanted whipped cream and chocolate shavings on there first. But I was just guessing you might want it...."
Wufei: "It's fine. Thank you." *waitress leaves* "Here Duo. Knock yourself out." *pushes brownies over*
Duo: "Alright!" *rubs hands together enthusiastically*
Quatre: *talking into his cup* "Thank him properly."
Duo: "Hm?" *gets a wink from Quatre* "Right. Thank you Wufei!"
Duo throws his arms around Wufei and gives hims a big hug. Then, exagerating his motion, moves back, and pulls Wufei in to kiss his cheek.
Trowa punched the bus stand hard. So hard in fact, that he bent the metal so the sign was now bent and threatening to hit Trowa in the head. Heero stood leaning against the wall, calmly drinking a can of coke.
Trowa: "What is he doing!!?" *punches the stand again, it bends down more*
Heero: "Thanking him for the brownies."
Trowa: "I know that you idiot! I mean why did Duo have to kiss him!?"
Trowa punched the upper part of the stand this time, sending it flying. The bus stand was not completely ruined, and laying on the ground.
Heero: "Hn. Obviously, Wufei has something going on with him too."
Trowa: "Why are you so calm now!?" *whips around to look at Heero*
Heero: "You're the one who said we needed to clear our minds." *takes another sip of coke*
Trowa: "Oh shut up Trowa!"
~Inside Cafe~
Wufei: "I'm going to be killed." *somehow looks pale eventhough he's blushing*
Quatre: "Don't worry about it or you'll screw up. Good job Duo."
Duo: *talking while face is full of brownie* "Mrhtiht hthosn fohhlfnl iphph."
Wufei/Quatre: "What?"
Duo: "Mthte othetho thdhs meph." [translation: "I can't talk. My mouth is full."]
Both Wufei and Quatre sweatdrop at the fudge covered Duo. Quatre takes a long look at Duo, then chuckles. Using his right hand to pull Duo's face closer, he started gently wiping the fudge off.
Quatre: "You're so silly Duo."
He continues to wipe at the fudge. Meanwhile, Duo is staring straight into Quatre's eyes. Wufei could imagine sparkely bubbles forming around them. After all the fudge was off and Quatre started to pull away, Duo grabbed his right hand. The two froze in that position for a long moment. Each starting intently into the other's eyes.
Duo: "Thank you. Quatre." *still staring intensely*
Quatre: *smiles warmly* "It's nothing."
~Outside Cafe~
If Heero and Trowa were not wearing sunglasses, everyone would see that their eyes were bugging. Their jaws were somewhere two stories below them.
Heero: "Tell me I imagined that."
Trowa: "You tell me."
Heero: "Could they..."
Both look at each other. Then simultaneously say, "Yada!" [I don't want this.]
~Inside Cafe~
The trio are now busy giggling. Duo and Wufei had fallen in love with watching Heero and Trowa stress themselve out. That is either very good or very bad depending on the point of view. Because this meant that from now on, there would be no holds bar.
Quatre: "Why am I suddenly afraid you all will be even worse than me." *still chuckling*
Duo/Wufei: "You better believe it baby." *wink*
The three finally get their laughing under control. They sit and sip their coffee quietly for a while. Quatre looked over at Wufei. Then he gave Wufei a look that could only be described as very bad.
Quatre: "Ne ne. Wufei. That looks really good." *points at Mochachino with whipped cream and choolate shavings*
Wufei: "It is. Want some?"
Quatre: "Sure."
Wufei started to push his drink towards Quatre, then stopped. He gave Quatre a long look. Then seeing the confirmation smirk, he grinned and looked out the window. Having made sure that certain people were watching, Wufei scooped up a dap of whipped cream with his index finger, then held it out infront of Quatre. Quatre gave Wufei another look. This one could only be described as....seductive. Slowly, Quatre licked the whipped cream off of Wufei's finger. Both of them looking into each others eyes the whole time. Quatre even went as far as to nibble on it.
Somehow, Wufei managed to keep a straight face through all of this, and continued to look into Quatre's eyes. Duo on the other hand, was fighting furiously to keep from getting a nose bleed.
~Outside Cafe~
Two more people had now gathered to wait for the bus. They were already nervous after seeing that the sign was completely destroyed. Then there were the two strange boys. The two were already breaking into a cold sweat when they heard a strange crackling behind them. Turning around, they saw the boy in the strange shirt with palm tree prints squish his soda can into a small ball. When the boy lifted his face up, the two people screamed and ran for their lives.
Heero: "That's it! Im going to kill them both!"
Trowa wisely stayed back from the flame throwing dragon that was once called Heero Yuy.
Quatre: *laughing* "I think we should get going now."
Duo: "Aw. And it was just starting to get interesting."
Wufei: "If it gets any more interesting, we're going to get thrown out."
Quatre: *nods* "Hm-um. Let's continue this elsewhere. Shall we?"
Wufei quickly paid the bill and the three exited the building. Trowa grabbed Heero and hid behind a bush.
Quatre: "We have to lose them."
Duo: "Should we split up?"
Quatre: "No. Let them follow us into the mall. It will be easier to lose them there."
Wufei: "Sounds like a plan. Lets go."
The three strole calmly to the nearest shopping mall. Heero and Trowa followed closely behind. They were able to keep up with the trio, but after about two more corners, there was no sign of them.
Heero: "F#$#!"
Trowa: "What now?"
Heero: "I don't know. What do you think?"
Trowa: *lets out a deep breath* "I think we should head back. They have to come back sometime."
Heero: "Fine. Let's meet around 2 am. Try to find out whatever you can about what they did."
So Trowa and Heero go back to the dorm. The three didn't show up for dinner. That didn't surprise them that much. Since they were in a mall, they would probably grab something to eat while they were there. More time passed. Trowa and Heero each sat in their respective rooms, waiting for Duo, Quatre, and Wufei to return.
By now it was midnight and still no sign of them. Trowa and Heero were really starting to get worried. Exactly what they thought the three were doing, no one can tell. But lets just say it is not intended for children. A little near 1:00 am, Duo and Quatre entered their respective rooms
Duo entered looking really tired. He yawned as he closed the door. The lights had been off so he assumed that Heero, really Trowa, was sleeping. Quickly Duo changed and jumped on the bed. Just as he got confortable, the lights switched on.
Duo: "Hey! Who turned on the sun?"
Heero: "Where were you?"
Duo: "Wha..?"
Duo looked up to see a really really pissed off looking Heero Yuy. Ha ha ha. Quatre really got you tied up in a knot. Eh? Trowa. "I went out with Quatre and Wufei."
Heero: "And?"
Duo: "What do you mean And? And we had a good time." *yawns, turns over* "Oyasumi." [goodnight]
Heero: "Duo." *D continues sleeping* "Duo!" *D starts to snore* "Du!....Oh. Never mind."
Quatre entered his room looking just as tired. He entered in much the same way as Duo, except the lights in his room were on. The look he was greeted with was not pretty. Trowa had on that Talk-or-I'll-kill-you-deathglare. If Quatre hadn't been expecting this, he would have whithered away in a second.
Trowa: "Where were you?"
Quatre: "Out."
Trowa: "And?"
Quatre: "That's it."
A vein pulsed on the side of Trowa's forehead as Quatre ignored his deathglares and leasurly changed into his pajamas.
Quatre: "Do you mind? I don't exactly enjoy having someone watch me change."
Quatre turned off the lights, jumped into bed, and pulled up the covers completely ignoring the pissed off Trowa.
Trowa: "Don't you have anything to say to me!?"
Quatre: "Hm?" *yawns* "Yes. Oyasumi." [goodnight]
~Duo and Heero's Room~
Reaching into his shirt, Duo pulled out a mini communications device.
Duo: "Death to Dragon. Death to Dragon. Wing has just left the room.
~Quatre and Trowa's Room~
Quatre: "D-prince to Dragon. D-prince to Dragon. Heavy A has left the building."
~Wufei's Room~
Wufei: "Any idea on rendevous point?"
(over device, Quatre): "I believe they are on the roof. That is the only place where they can keep watch of anyone coming."
Wufei: "Copy that."
Trowa: "Did you get anything?"
Heero: "No. I'm guessing you didn't either."
Trowa: "No. What do you want to do? Just let this go on?"
Heero: "There's nothing else we can do. But maybe they're just blowing off some steam. Trying to get back at us because whatever happened before didn't look good."
Trowa: "Lets just hope that it is."
"Well! would you look at that! A secret meeting under the stars. How romantic!"
Heero and Trowa whip around to see Wufei leaning agains the door to the stairs with is arms crossed infront of him. Both give him a glare so deadly it could strip the paint off the wall.
Trowa/Heero: (hissing) "Wufei."
Wufei: "Talking as one too. Isn't that cute."
Trowa: "What are you doing here!?"
Wufei: "Hn. I was just taking a strole because I couldn't sleep. Sorry to interupt your little get together."
Heero: "Why you.."
Trowa: "Yamero." [stop] *puts a hand on Heero's shoulder*
Wufei: "Ohh? Kawaii! You two look great together." [cute]
Heero: "Teme!" [you]
Wufei: "Suman gata na." [sorry about this] *turns around* "I'm sure Quatre and Duo would love to hear about this."
Trowa/Heero: "It's not what you think!"
Wufei: "Is that so?"
Wufei turns around and walks down the stairs, leaving Trowa and Heero speechless on the roof. When he reached the bottem of the steps, he took out the tiny communications device from shirt.
Wufei: "Do you copy?"
(From device, Duo): "Loud and clear."
From device, Quatre): "Perfect timing."
Wufei: "Thank you. Now what?"
(From device, Quatre) : "Initiate 'Triple D'".
