"....." talking italics thinking *.....* action [.....] translations
Duo: "Mmmm-mmmm! This is soo great! Heero and Trowa don't know what they're missing!" *shoving mashed potato in his mouth*
Wufei: *takes a sip of water* "I don't think they have the nerve to see us right now."
Quatre: *laughs* "That or they're too tired. Did you see Trowa...um. Heero run away from Relena? I've never seen any one run so fast in my entire life!"
Duo: "Heh. Yeah. Poor guy. But I've never seen Relena so.....aggressive. Did you guys say something to her?"
Quatre: *smug look* "Only what she wanted to hear."
Wufei: "Do you think he'll recover?"
Quatre: *chuckles* "Ha ha. I think he may be scarred for life. I got goosebumps just watching her chase after him."
Duo: "Have to give the guy some credit though. I wonder if he's still hiding." *thinking pose*
Wufei: *laughs* "I know I would if I were him." *looks seriously at Duo* "Na. Duo. How do you think Trowa...er...Heero. Whatever. Is doing? You two hit him pretty hard."
Quatre: *waves arms to get their attention* "Alright. Boys. This is going to get confusing if we don't all talk the same way. So lets refer to them by whats inside okay? We know they're in different bodies. But it's just easier this way. Okay?"
Duo: "Yeah. Sure." (to Wufei) "I think Heero will survive. He's a though guy." *smirks* "Besides, I didn't really hit him that hard. Quatre however......" *looks at Q*
Quatre: *sweatdrop* "Heh.....heh heh....Did I nail him that bad?"
Wufei: "I think anyone within a 2 mile radius could have heard that slap."
Quatre: *whimpers looking guilty* "I didn't mean to hit him that hard. Maybe I should go apologize." *gets up*
Duo: *pulls Q back down* "Sit down. What's done is done. Don't go getting all nice now."
Quatre: "But.."
Wufei: "No buts! This way they'll feel worse. Which means they'll want to be themselve more badly."
Quatre: *lets out breath* "Oh alright." *looks at dinner table* "You guys finished? Let's go check on them. Maybe they want to switch back already." *looks hopeful*
Duo: "Only one way to find out."
Quatre: "Where the hell are they?" *looks into a door*
Duo: "They couldn't have left. Could they?" *looks to Q and W for support*
Wufei: "Iya. They can't leave all of a sudden unless they got a new mission." [no]
Duo: "Jyo...jyo dan ja nai no yo! They couldn't have...." [don't joke]
~Hallway~
Trowa/Heero: *pointing to each other* "I HATE BEING YOU!!!"
Heero: "You really suck!"
Trowa: "You're no bowl of cherries yourself!"
Heero: "At least I'M not being chased by some lunatic princess! How does she always find you anyways!? Is there some sort of homing device on this body?" *looks around himself*
Trowa: *glares* "Just tell her to leave! It's only because you don't express yourself clearly! And here I thought you were the more emotional one. You're about as emotional as a pile of bricks!" *turns to face wall*
Heero: *clutches head, eyes shut tight* "And that voice! Always going 'Heero! Heero!' God! I'm going to have nightmeres of her yelling your name."
Trowa: *bangs head on wall* (mumbling to himself) "Oh. Be more like Trowa. Quatre understands him. Show a little emotion. CHYAAA! What emotions!? He's worst than me! Quatre doesn't understand him one BIT! Be more like him! BA! Now Duo hates me! And Quatre hates me too! They both hate me. Being Trowa sucks!"
~Behind Corner~
Duo: "Hey look! They're regretting it! Alright!"
Wufei: *smiles warmly* "Looks like our efforts have not been in vain."
Quatre: *sighs in relief* "Thank goodness. If they don't switch back soon. I'm going to go insane."
~Hallway~
Trowa: *still banging head on wall* "They both hate me. They both hate me. Duo hates me. Quatre hates me. Everyone hates me. Duo thinks I'm a jerk. He's not going to give me a chance. Ah! This sucks. This sucks. This sucks....(keeps repeating) " *continues banging head on wall*
Heero: "That's it. I'm going to KILL that stupid bitch if it's the last thing I do." *whirls to face Trowa* "And you are NOT going to stop me!!" *sees Trowa banging his head* "What the hell are you doing!?"
Trowa: "I hate this. I hate this...(repeat)" *continues banging his head on wall*
~Behind Corner~
Wufei/Quatre/Duo: "Yes!" *high fives each other*
Duo: "Heero's cracked. All we need is for Trowa to crack too."
Quatre: "Come on Trowa! Crack. Crack. Crack.'
The three start to chant.
~Hallway~
Heero: "Would you stop banging your head!?" *grabs Trowa and flings him around* "We have to think of a plan....." *takes a long look at Trowa* "What the hell happened to your face!!?"
Trowa: "Go ask your main squeeze! Here's a word of advice. Don't piss blondie off."
(Behind the corner, Quatre says "Oops." then covers his mouth stiffling his laughter.)
Trowa: "No thanks to you barging in on us, now Duo hate me! It's all your fault! Then Quatre got him to slap me too!"
Heero: "Don't blame it on him. Who told you to go play hooky with Duo in the first place! And because of your little 'stunt' Quatre hates me. This is all your fault!"
~Behind Corner~
Quatre: "Technically I did make Duo do all that. Sorry guys."
Duo: "Thats okay. It's not like you put a gun to my head and made me. Besides, that was sort of fun."
Wufei: "Fun? What are you some sort of sadistic freak?"
Duo: "Look who's talking. I meant messing with their heads. I don't know whats going through YOUR mind."
Wufei: "Hey you're the...Oh. Shut up Duo."
Duo: "Sadist."
Wufei: 'Loud-mouth."
Quatre: "SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
~Hallway~
Trowa: "My fault? Oh yeah. Like you were helping much!"
Heero: "Better than you!"
Trowa: "Oh yeah!?"
Heero: "Yeah!"
*both glare at each other*
Trowa: *lets out deep breath* "This is hopeless. Duo hates me. Quatre hates you. We're doomed to live a life of solitude." *slumps shoulders*
Heero: *takes a deep breath* "Duo doesn't hate you."
Trowa: "What are you talking about? Of course he does! He slapped me in the face!"
Heero: *glares at T* "No. He slapped me in the face. Duo hates Trowa. Not Heero."
Trowa: *eyes widen* "So you mean...."
Heero: "It can still be saved."
~Behind Corner~
Duo, Quatre, and Wufei all simulatneously smack their own foreheads. Each utter some sort of profanity under their breath.
Quatre: "Please don't let it be."
Duo: "I think it is."
Quatre: "No."
Duo: "I think yes."
Quatre: "They can't!"
Duo: "You know him best."
Quatre: "Trowa no baka." [stupid Trowa]
Wufei: "SSSSSHHHHHHHHHH."
~Hallway~
Trowa: "Are you serious?"
Heero: "Yes. Duo doesn't hate you. Yet. You didn't do anything. And he seemed to let my lack of....anger at finding you two together go when I reminded him that he hurt Quatre's feelings. Since he was the one who cheated, he's going to be the one looking to be forgiven. All I have to do is accept his apology and you two should be fine."
Trowa: ".........." *thinking pose* "You have a point. Arigato. Trowa." [thank you]
Heero: "Has nothing to do with me."
Trowa: *looks down at floor* "......." *looks at H* "Do you want me to...."
Heero: "Let me handle Quatre. You'll only get in my way."
~Behind Corner~
Quatre: *looks depressed* "I think I hate him."
Wufei: "No you don't."
Quatre: "Yes I do."
Duo: "No you don't. You still love him. That's why you want him back."
Quatre: *sighs* "He's making things harder."
Wufei: "Guess we'll have to start again." *moves away from wall*
Duo: "Where are you going?"
Wufei: *stops, turns around* "We might as well get some sleep. They're probably going to talk for a while."
Quatre: "Wouldn't it be better if we listen in on them?"
Wufei: *thinks for a while* "Do what you want. But remember we need rest. And a new plan. Tonight would be bad. I'm tired if you're not. But I think we should meet tomorrow after school and come up with something."
Duo: *takes a deep breath* "He's right. We need to preserve our energy if we want to compete with them." *stretch and yawns* "And we haven't been getting much sleep lately. I'm going off to bed." *gets up*
Quatre: "......" *looks on the floor*
Wufei: "We're not going to stop you if you stay."
Quatre: *shakes his head* "No. Both of you are right. We might as well get some sleep and come up with something tomorrow."
Wufei: "So how was your day?"
Quatre: "Good. Heero was kind of trying to avoid me too."
Duo: "Heh. Too bad I can't say the same about Trowa. That boys got some moves on him. Quatre. You better watch out. He's a smoothy."
Quatre: *smiles* "Told you he wasn't a statue."
Wufei: *chuckles* "Enough you two. We have to think of some way to make them hate themselves. And this time we have to make sure BOTH of them crack."
Duo: "Easy to say. Hard to do." *smiles evily* "How 'bout we pretend to form a threesome and elope." *wiggles eyebrows*
Wufei: *sweatdrop* "Are you sure that would work?"
Quatre: "I don't think it would. What we did before was close to it. All it will do is make them hate us. Not themselves. And expecially Wufei."
Wufei: "Why do I always end up being the bad guy?" *lies back on bed and covers his eyes*
Duo: "There's always a sacrifice."
Quatre: "Yes. But lets try for something that doesn't need a sacrifice. He's in enough trouble as it is."
All three take a deep breath as they try to think. They stay silent for a while, unable to come up with anything. A couple hours passed. Still nothing. They each came up with a few suggestions but they were all shot down because it required Wufei as a sacrifice, or didn't make Heero or Trowa hate themselves. Thinking hard, the room fell silent again. Then, out of the blue, the familiar scale of the PA chimed.
<<ping ping ping ping. Will Quatre Reberba Winner, please come to the main office immediately. Quatre Reberba Winner. Please come to the office please.>>
Quatre: "What do they want me for?"
Duo: *sits up suddenly* "Did we blow our cover!?"
Wufei: *sits up* "Relax. It shouldn't be that. Quatre. Do you still have the device?"
Quatre: *holds out mini com unit* "Right here."
Wufei: "Good. We'll be listening. If you're in trouble. Just cry out and we'll be there in a sec."
Quatre: "Okay."
Quatre leaves for the office. Wufei and Duo poured all their attention into the earphone. They could hear the regular sounds of people talking in the halls, then Quatre's greeting to the secretary. There was a little gasp, then a rustling. Wufei and Duo exchanged glances. But then they heard Quatre say thank you and after was the sounds of people in the hall again. They sighed in relief knowing that the blonde must be heading back. Soon enough, there was a knock on the door, and Wufei got up to open it.
Wufei: *opens door* "Woah!"
Duo: *shoots up* "What!?" *Quatre walks in* "Oh wow." *Duo's eyes go wide*
Quatre stepped into the room holding a large bouquet of 101 pink roses accented with babies breath. After another long gaze, Wufei closed the door behind him. Quatre sat down on the bed as he took a whif of the fragrant flowers. A warm smile on his face.
Duo: *sits back down on chair* "Somehow this looks familiar."
Wufei: *sits in different chair* "Relena brought flowers yesterday. A hell of alot too. Except they were red. She said something about red standing for passion and what not."
Duo: "Hm. Red stands for passion. Pink stands for love. White is for friendship. And yellow is....something. I forget. So who loves you Quatre? And DON'T tell me it's Relena!"
Quatre looked up from the flowers and shook his head. His eyes were misty and he had the sweetest smile on his face. Duo and Wufei exchanged glances, then turned back to Quatre waiting for an explanation. After smelling the flowers again, Quatre handed Duo and Wufei a small greeting card.
Exchanging glaces again, Duo and Wufei shrugged and flipped the card open. Inside was a short message written in fancy handwriting.. ///// Sorry. You're the only one I love. Please forgive me. /////// There was no signiture, but on the bottem right hand corner was a little picture. It was a half mask where the face was crying. There was even a big blue tear dropping from the eye.
Quatre: *hugs his knees, still smiling* "......"
Wufei: *tries to hide his smile* "Well I'll be damned. Who'd have thought a statue could be so...."
Duo: "Oh man. You're not going to fall for it are you Quatre?" *looks at Q*
Quatre: "Aw. But he was so sweet."
Wufei: "Oh no."
Duo: "Don't let a bunch of flowers fool you." *takes hold of Q's shoulder and shakes him* "We have to be vicous. Do you hear me? Ruthless!"
Quatre: *pleading look* "Do I have to?"
Duo/Wufei: "YES!"
Quatre: *pouts* "Can't I at least have my moment?"
Wufei: *sighs* "He's crumbling."
Quatre: "No I'm not. I'm a tough cookie."
Duo: "Yeah right. Crispy on the outside. But soft and mushy on the inside."
Quatre: "Hey! I'm CHEWY not mushy."
Duo: "I like chewy chocolate chip cookies. Especially the oatmeal ones. But I like my peanut crispy."
Quatre: "Really? I like the peanut ones to be chewy. It taste better. More....peanutty."
Wufei: *sweatdrop* "You guys aren't really talking about cookies are you."
Quatre/Duo: "Oh course we are. What else would we be talking about?"
Duo and Quatre look at each other, then start laughing. Duo grabbed the pillow covering Wufei's head and swatted him with it.
Duo: "We're just joking. Take a chill pill Wufei."
Quatre: "Yeah Wufei. Lighten up."
Wufei: *sitting up* "Well, 'chill pill' wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but you were close."
Duo/Quatre: "huh?"
Wufei: *evil smirk* "There has been one thing I've wanted to do to Heero and Trowa ever since we found out they switched. But it's kind of difficult to carry out."
Quatre: "Why's that?"
Wufei: "He he. Because it requires slipping them both the micky."
Duo: "WHAT?"
Quatre: "What's a micky?"
Wufei/Duo: *stare unbelieving at Q* "You honestly don't know do you."
Quatre: *shakes head* "......"
Duo: *lets out big breath* "Kind of like a sleeping pill. Some sort of drug the knocks the person out."
Quatre: "Oh." *eyes widen* "Wufei! What did you want to do with them!?"
Duo: *eyes widen too* "Yeah! Better not be something kinki."
Wufei: *holds up hands in defence* "No. It's not that. Geez. Get your minds out of the gutter."
Quatre: "Well?"
Wufei motions for them to get closer then explains his plan in whispers. After a good 15 minutes, the others pulled away.
Duo: "Woah. Wufei. That is evil man. EVIL."
Quatre: "Do you hold a secret grudge against them or something?"
Wufei: *shrugs* "Hey. Since they're probably going to kill me after they switch back anyways, might as well have my fun while I'm at it. Besides. This should get the both of them."
Quatre: "True. But don't you thnk its a little too......you know."
Duo: "I think it would be pretty damn funny!" *starts laughing*
Quatre: (warning tone) "Duo."
Duo: "Oh come on Quatre. You know you want to."
Quatre: "Well....." *looks off somewhere* "Still. This coming from Wufei."
Wufei: *smirks* "Don't mess with the man."
Duo: "So are you in?"
Quatre: ".....Yes." *turns to Wufei* "So when does the mission start?"
Wufei: "Late. When nobody is around. Heero and Trowa probably talk to each other every night. I already got the stuff. Carry it just incase. Takes effect in about 3 minutes. That's the biggest problem."
Quatre: "Hm......" *thinking pose* "So we have to get them when they come back from their little 'meeting'."
Duo: "But. How are we going to slip it to them? They hardly ever drink anything. And they're definately not going to eat something that late."
Wufei: "True."
all: "Hm......."
Much later that evening. Heero and Trowa slipped out of their room as usual. Thinking that they had gone unnoticed. They took extra care to make sure that their companions indeed were sleeping. Of course, they were wrong, and as soon as they closed their respective doors, Quatre and Duo sat up.
Wufei got the message, and kept watch of Heero and Trowa as they made their way to the roof. A few minutes later, Quatre and Duo came up beside him.
Quatre: "They're up there?"
Wufei: "Yes. Have you boys figured out how to...." *mimicks drinking and passing out*
Duo: "No. Haven't got a clue."
Wufei: "Then how are we going to do this?"
Quatre: "I don't know. We'll think of something." *ducks his head* "Shhh! Here they come. Hide!"
The three scurry back behind the wall as Heero and Trowa walk down the hall towards their rooms.
Wufei: "We have to hurry or this isn't going to work!"
Duo: "I know I know! I'm thinking!" *chews on fingersnails* "Quatre. Come on! Use your brain!"
Quatre: "....." *look of concentration* *eyes widen a bit* "Wufei! Are those pills coated?"
Wufei/Duo: "What?"
Quatre: "Just shut up and answer me. Are they coated?"
Wufei: "Yes. Of course it is. So what?" *looks at H and T* "They're infront of Heero's room. Whatever you're thinking, do it quick!"
Quatre: *uncertain look* "......" *holds out hand* "Give me the pill."
Wufei: *hands him pill* "What are you going to do?"
Quatre: *takes a long look at pill, then at T and H who are talking* "I hope this works. Duo. Follow my lead."
*gets up*
Duo: "What?" *Quatre puts the pill into his own mouth and makes a run for it* "Quatre what the hell?"
Wufei and Duo watch in shock as Quatre raced forward. Trowa and Heero whip around at the sound of footsteps and gawk in surprise. Ignoring Heero, Quatre ran right past him and threw his arms around a very shocked Trowa. Wasting no time, Quatre kissed Trowa passionately. Right infront of a gaping Heero. Trowa's eyes widened in alarm and tried to pull away but the blonde boy was stuck to him like glue. Wufei, Duo, and Heero stared with their jaws hanging as the two continued their mad liplock.
Duo: "Oh my god! What is he doing!?"
Wufei: "Is he crazy!?"
Their eyes bugged as the make out session continued. Heero was starting to snap out of it when Quatre grew...shall we say...bolder and pressed Trowa up against the wall. Lips never parting for a second. Heero looked like he was about to faint.
Trowa was also about to faint. But for different reasons. One. He was being deprived of air. And Two, because he was afraid the real Trowa was going to kill him once he recomposed himself. Third, this was the boldest Quatre had ever been. He couldn't believe that the innocent looking blonde would have the nerve to actually 'french kiss'.
Wufei: "Hm?" *pokes Duo in the head* "Duo. Look."
Duo: "What?" *looks at Q andT*
Quatre had opened one of his eyes and was staring pointedly at Duo. Then the fingers on his left hand, which was partially blocked by Trowa's hair, bent as he tried to point at Heero. Duo got the drift and smirked, taking the pill from Wufei.
Duo: "Why the snide little bastard." *puts pill into own mouth and runs towards H*
Wufei: *sighs* "Here we go again."
Doing the same thing as Quatre, Duo flung his arms around Heero's neck and kissed him soundly. Thrusting his tongue into the other's mouth, it was all he could do not to laugh as the Heero swallowed. They continued their little make out session, as the other pair broke apart. Duo could hear Trowa gasping for breath.
Quatre: *smiles innocently* "Thanks for the flowers."
*Duo moves so that both couples can see each other's action clearly*
Trowa: "I....." *turns to look at H and D as Duo lets out a slight moan* *vein pulses on side of Trowa's forehead* "Duo!"
Quatre: *turns Trowa's head to face himself* (loud so Heero can hear) "Why are you looking at them!? I'm still mad at you. I just wanted you to know that I love you too and you.... Baka!" *storms off*
Heero: *pushes Duo away to break lip-lock* "Quatre!"
Duo: *turns Heero's head to face himself* "You do care about him more. Guess what? We're through!" *storms off in same direction as Quatre*
Trowa: "Duo!"
Tentatively, Wufei came out of his hiding place. The two figures didn't move at the sound, thus he concluded they were out. But just to make sure, Wufei gave both Heero and Trowa's bodies a nudge with his foot. Neither stirred. "All right. You two can come back now."
Within moments, Duo and Quatre returned to the scene and peered down at their companions. Duo took a little poke at Heero's head.
Duo: "Hn. Out like a light."
Quatre: "Lets get started. We don't have much time. And I'd like to get at least three hours of sleep."
Wufei: "Lets do it."
"Oh my god. Look!"
*gasp* "Is that who I think it is?"
"A-huh."
"Kawaii!"
"I want a picture!"
"Me too."
"Me three."
Heero blinked. He could hear muffled voices but couldn't make out what they were saying. Pushing on the floor, he tried to get up but there was a heavy mass on his chest. It's warm. Not like the floor. What am I doing on the floor? My head feels like lead. The mass shifted. What was that? Felt kind of soft. Hair. Who's hair? Is it Quatre's? Yeah right. Dream on Trowa. Why would his hair be touching your skin? Hold up. Skin? Heero pushed at the offending mass, then rubbed his eyes. Slowly, his vision cleared as if a veil was lifted from his face. He blinked, and green eyes blinked back.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trowa/Heero: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" *push away from each other* "WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!? GET AWAY FROM ME!"
With much stuggle Trowa and Heero separated their respective bodies as they started turning red from head to toe. They had been laying on the school floor, entangled in each others arms, wearing nothing but boxers. Someone shouted at them from the back of crowd.
"Nice shorts!"
"Love the smiley faces Heero!"
"You look really sexy with those lion prints Trowa!"
If it was possible, Heero and Trowa blushed even redder. The crowd whooped and cheered. At least, the people in the back of the crowd. The people in the front were too busy gawking at the boys.
Heero: "What kind of sick joke is this?"
Trowa: "They're making us walk around in nothing but boxers all day."
Heero: "You like stating the obvious don't you."
Trowa: *shivers* "Did.....did you feel that?"
Heero: "Feel what?"
"HEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Heero: "Oh no."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Heero: *cringes* "Please don't let it be."
A loud smack into the door and then a whirl of blond as Relena bounced in.
Relena: "Heero! I'm so glad I found you!." *glomps onto his arm*
Heero: *looks about to pass out* "Re......le........n.......nn..nna...:"
Relena: *turns around and glares at Trowa* (hisses) "You!"
Trowa: *turns pale* "M....me?"
Relena: *fire burns in her eyes* "You tried to take my Heero! GRAAAAAAAAA!"
Relena lunges for Trowa who dodges out of the way. Letting out a cat-like scream she dived right after him. Trowa ran. Hard. And fast. But Relena seemed to have gained some sort of super-human stalking power and was close at his heals. Heero ran after her trying to hose her down but it was no use. With one great swipe of her hand, she knocked the gundam pilot right off his feet. Trowa let out a yelp as he jumped a two metre fence. Unfazed by this little obsticle, Relena jumped right after him. Trowa climbed up a tree. She swung up like an ape. He leaped off a 4 story building. She leaped right after him. Trowa's frantic shouts and Relena's growls could be heard anywhere from the school.
Three figures stood on the top of the roof, watching over the specticle. At first they stood tall and proud. But after fancy-banged boy jumped into the pool, and the blonde frenzy started circling him like a shark, the figures started wobbling. Then bent over. And eventually hit the floor.
"HA HA HA HA." *deep breath* "AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "
Duo: *rolling on floor laughing, with tears in his eyes* "Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting a stomach ache."
Quatre: *gasps for breath* "I can't believe she came!" *resumes laughing*
Wufei: "And we didn't even call her."
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.."
Quatre: "I can't believe they're still going at it."
Duo: "I know. She has even more energy than me." *sits on floor*
Wufei: "I don't think Heero can run from her much longer. Trowa isn't doing a very good job at holding her down."
Quatre: "We should help them. She wasn't part of the plan."
Duo: "Hm....I think we should just let Trowa kill her."
Quatre: "Duo. You know Heero doesn't want that. And she's too important right now. The figure of peace. Queen of the world. Hello? Ring a bell?"
Duo: "Che! If we let Trowa kill her then they would really want to switch back." *pouts*
Wufei: "Yes. But then Heero would be wanted by this entire universe for killing that thing."
Duo: *lets out deep breath* "Have to go no matter what?" *receives nods* "Fine."
Duo: "Do we have to?"
Quatre/Wufei: "Yes."
Duo: *grumbling* "Fine." *brings out fishing rod.* "Ready?"
In the gym, Heero fell the the floor gasping for breath. Relena and Trowa still raced around, but the pace had visibly slowed. A strange chirping sound caused Heero to look up. There was the sound again. And this time, even Relena and Trowa were stopped by it. Relena glaced around nervously, her animal instinct taking over. Trowa and Heero held their breaths, listening intently for the sound. It came again, but this time it was louder. It seemed to be a strange chipmonk like voice repeating the same phrase over and over.
<<omae o korosu. omae o korosu. omae o korosu....(repeat)>> [I will kill you]
Relena whirled at the sound. Her head twitching left and right, looking for the source. Then she spotted it. A perfect chibi Heero stood near the doorway. It was wearing the usual green tank top and black spandex. The chibi kept repeating over and over, <<omae o korosu....>> Relena's eyes twirled. Then crouching down like a cat, sprange towards the chibi screaming, "KAWAII!!!"
Duo: "She took the bate. Let's go! Step on it!"
Duo sat backwards on the motorcycle, a fishing rod in hand dangling the chibi Heero doll. Wufei sat infront. Giving him a slight nod warning him to hold on, Wufei gunned the engine and they took off. Relena gave chase using her inhuman stalking skills.
Quatre: *waves hand infront of H and T's eyes* "Hello in there. Anybody home?"
Heero/Trowa: "Ur....yeah."
*screach*
The motorcycle comes crashing into the gym, flinging Duo and Wufei hard on to the floor. Trowa rushed over to Duo's side, while Quatre rushed over to Wufei's. Now in a sitting position, Duo held up the fishing rod. It was bent in an awkward angle and the line where the chibi had hung was completely destroyed.
Duo: *manic grin* "Heh heh heh. Mission accomplished.*
Trowa: *smiles warmly at D* "Don't pretend to be someone else."
Quatre: "Hn. So da na." [that's right] *helps W to his feet*
Heero: ".........." *looks displeased* *heaves a sigh* "I think....we all need to talk."
Duo/Wufei/Quatre: "Huh?"
Trowa/Heero: "........"
The five G-boys were now sitting in Heero and Duo's room. Quatre, Duo, and Wufei figitted while Heero and Trowa leaned against the wall with their arms crossed. Duo nudged Quatre with his elbow.
Duo: (whispering) "What do they want to do?"
Quatre: (whispering) "How am I suppose to know."
Wufei: (whispering) "They're probably going to spill their guts."
Duo: (whispering) "What? So? What should we do?"
Quatre: "Just listen and see what happens."
Heero: *clears throat* "A-hem."
Quatre/Duo/Wufei: *sit at attention as they sweatdrop* ".........." (under breath) "Damn. They're intimidating."
Trowa: "You really want to tell them?"
Heero: "Ah. There's no use in hiding it anymore. We can't handle it. Should have known from the beginning but.... "
Quatre: (under his breath) "Too damn stubborn."
Heero: *walks over to Q and places both hands on his shouder* "Quatre listen to me." *shakes Q a little* "Look into my eyes. I know you'll understand." *shakes Q again*
Heero: "Quatre. Believe me when I say this to you. I am not Heero." *points to Trowa* "He is Heero. I'm Trowa."
Duo/Wufei/Quatre: "......"
Trowa: "I know it's hard to believe. But he's telling the truth. If you don't believe us. You could always test us somehow." *looks over at H, gets a nod*
Duo/Wufei/Quatre: "........."
Heero: "Ask us anything. Personal questions that only the real one would know the answer to."
Duo/Wufei/Quatre: "......."
The five boys remain in silence. No one made a noise or moved a muscle. Trowa and Heero swallowed nervously. Quatre stood up quickly, his chair scraping the floor creating a horrible squeeky chalkboard noise.
Quatre: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Come up with a better lie. Then talk to us." *motions for D and W to leave*
Heero: *grabs hold of Q's arm* "We're not lying. Quatre!"
Duo: *also stands, stretches* "So da! Don't say anything too wierd. Even I won't believe it." [yeah]
Trowa: "Duo!"
Duo: "Wari na. I don't have time to play games with you two." *waves at H and T* [sorry]
Wufei: "I should get back to my room." *gets up*
Heero: "We're..."
Quatre: *gives H hard look* "If this is your way of saying that you guys have changed, save your breath. We've noticed. It doesn't matter to us anymore." *turns away*
Duo: "Everybody changes. We don't blame you. But....we just miss the old you."
Quatre: "I have no interest in this 'new Trowa'. When the old one gets back tell him to call me. I'll be waiting."
Duo: "You can switch rooms with me if you want Trowa. I don't mind rooming with Quatre. You guys are better together anyways."
Trowa: "Duo. Ore wa..." [I...]
*Beap Beap Beap Beap Beap Beap Beap Beap*
Duo: "Sore wa!?" [that's!]
Heero and Duo's laptops flashed on on their own. The screan scrolled with information, floor plans, and blue prints for mobile suits.
Trowa: *sitting at laptop* "Ninmu da! Objective is to destroy OZ's Mobile Dolls, and Taurus, and Leo." [it's a mission]
Duo: "Boku mo sa. Moku teki wa ishun da ne." [Mine too. Our goal is the same.]
Quatre and Heero had run down to Quatre and Trowa's room to check their laptops, while Wufei ran to his. Sure enough, all of them flashed on with the same things scrolling down the screen. They met back in Duo's room.
Duo: (to Q) "Doshi yo?" [what should we do?]
Trowa: "Ninmu Ryukai." *heads out the door* [mission understood]
Duo: "OI! Matte!" *runs after him* [hey wait!]
Heero: "Ikuso." *runs out door* [lets go]
Quatre: "Trowa!"
Wufei: *grabs Q's arm and pulls him out* "Now's not the time to be dazed. Let's go!"
Quatre: "Datte! They can't go out like this! It's too dangerous. What if they're bodies can't handle it?" [but]
Wufei: "Worrying about it isn't going to help anything. Go!"
Quatre shook himself and ran after his fellow pilots, worry mixed with anger etched into his features.
"K'so!"
