Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter
Lovely lemon liniment.
We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
Moose noshing much mush.
Cheap ship trip.
Tiny orangutan tongues!
Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork,
that is the way you spell New York.
Tim, the thin twin tinsmith
Greek grapes.
The boot black bought the black boot back.
Inchworms itching.
Flee from fog to fight flu fast!
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Fat frogs flying past fast.
The bleak breeze blights the bright blue blossom
Is there a pleasant peasant present?
United States twin-screw steel cruisers.
Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks.
She sees cheese.
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
Vincent vowed vengence very vehemently.
The myth of Miss Muffet.
Urgent detergent!
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Real weird rear wheels.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
Black bugs' blood.
Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips.
Am I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?
The cat catchers can't catch caught cats.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She'd sell more shells in a shell store.
Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
Thirty thrifty whistling washers witchingly whistling,
wishing washing was washed.
Red leather yellow leather copper kettle
brittle brattle ska dittely dee ska dittley doo.
Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite,
the celebrated theological statistician.
Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack.
Sheep should sleep in a shed.
He thrusts his fists against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
The sixth sheik's
sixth sheep's sick.
Begging for the bactine and
clamouring for calamnine.
While we were walking,
we were watching window washers wash
Washington's windows with warm washing water.
"Sheath thy sword,"
the surly sheriff said,
"or surely shall a churlish serf
soon shatter thee."
I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet,
I sit!
Betty Botter bought some butter.
But, she said, "This butter's bitter.
If I bought some better batter,
It would make my butter better.
Betty Botter bought a bucket.
But she said, "This bucket's broken."
If I use it as a bailer,
I would be a rotten sailor.
Peter Piper picked some peppers
Put them in a pewter pot.
Added pickle potion to it.
Pickled peppers never rot.
The Bug
A big black bug
bit a big black bear.
Where's the big black bear
The big black but bit?
On two thousand acres, too tangled for tilling,
Where thousands of thorn trees grew thrifty and thrilling,
Theophilus Twistle, less thrifty than some,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his
thumb!
A skunk sat on a stump.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk,
And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee
Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
You can believe it or not,
But I just want a cup of coffee
In a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots
Or iron coffee pots
Are of no use to me.
If I can't have
A proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffee pot,
I'll have a cup of tea!
When does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
Does the wristwatch strap shop shut soon?
Which wristwatch straps are Swiss wristwatch straps?
If one doctor doctors another doctor,
does the doctor who doctors the doctor
doctor the doctor the way the doctor
he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor
the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
She is a thistle sifter
and she has a sieve of sifted thistles,
and a sieve of unsifted thistles,
and the sieve of unsifted thistles
she sieves into the sieve of sifted thistles,
because she is a thistle sifter.
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
A Tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses
His toeses aren't roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Bobby Baxter burst a bubble
Bobby's brother Boris blew.
Bobby's brother started balling
Boris cried, boo hoo, boo hoo.
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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