BREAKING NEWS!! MONOLITH MAKES HIS LONG AWAITED DEBUT
At last night�s Holovision tapings, Monolith made his BCW debut during a match between Steel Justice and �Wicked� Todd Studd. Both Justice and Studd had been having problems with Baron Von Demios, Steel over the Heavyweight title, Studd with what they both refer to as �control over the villain camp�. During the match, Demios came to ringside, halting the two wrestlers. The three men exchanged verbal taunts before the �Wicked one� went to far in calling Demios a �grey skinned b***h.� Demios took exception to this, simply stating: �You are in some deep s*** now, boy...� With that, the monstrous Monolith came out of the back, he and Von Demios stormed the ring, pounding the already exhausted Steel Justice and Todd Studd into the mat. The assault was brutal and quick, with Demios repeatedly using his El Fuego del Diablo and Monolith beat Justice with a chair before using some sort of overhead back breaker that we here at BCW central had never seen. Broken and bleeding, both men were helped to the back as Demios and Monolith stood victorious in the ring.
CANNIBAL�S STATE OF THE BCW PRESS CONFERENCE
Just this morning, Cannibal held the first ever �State of the BCW� press conference. As all things that happen here in the BCW, it had some problems. All was going well, Cannibal had stated his business plan and revealed his list of upcoming shows. He stopped for a moment, and a smile began to grace his lips. He took his glasses off and sat them on the podium. With that, he began to speak to the audience.
CANNIBAL: �As most of you know, six months ago, my twin sons entered our training facility, better known as the Slaughterhouse. As a tag team, my two boys have come into their own. They�ve excelled beyond my wildest dreams. It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you the newest additions to the BCW roster, Vile and Crule, the Headhunters!�
The small audience gave a standing ovation as the two young men walked onto the stage. Cannibal was glowing with pride as only a father could. Vile, the smaller of the two, was the first to the podium.
VILE: �Thank you all, it�s great to be here. Being the sons of Cannibal, I�d bet you all thought we�d be running around, breaking stuff and chewing on the microphone. Well, that�s to come later..(the crowd chuckles).. My brother and I have one goal here in the BCW, and that�s the tag team titles. We won�t let anyone, and I mean anyone, get in the way of us wearing that gold.�
CRULE: �You�re damn right, Vile. This is our backyard, so to speak. Our legacy begins here and now..�
Suddenly, the door to the conference room burst open. The Master, followed by Ashe, Minion and Funboy walked through the crowd, pushing reporters out of their way and in some cases, to the floor.
CANNIBAL: �I demand to know what in the hell you think you are doing here?�
MASTER: �Sorry to crash your little...coming out party, �boss�. This pathetic display was making me sick. The sooner you realize who is in charge around here, the sooner you understand that I am your master, the sooner things will change for the better. I demand you bow before me and you and your sorry excuses for sons can take your places as my lackeys in the House of the Damned.�
Cannibal began to laugh as the Headhunters took up positions in front of him.
CANNIBAL: �Are you kidding me?�
MASTER: �Obviously, you and I are a lot alike. We only respond to one thing...pain. One way or another, you will bow before me...�
Before the Master could utter another word, Vile and Crule dove off the stage into the crowd! The brawl was quick and bloody. When it was all said and done, Vile had been thrown through a wall, Crule was face down on the floor, lying in a puddle of his own blood and Cannibal was busted wide open. He was on his knees, held down by Ashe and Minion...
MASTER: �I told you. I knew you would kneel before me. It was just as I had foreseen. You, like this promotion, will be MINE!�
With that, the Master kicked Cannibal square in the face. He was out before he hit the floor.
OTHER PRESS CONFERENCES: These press conferences will be conducted by the BCW�s newest media personality, Jon Crow, better known as �Jonny C�. Jonny C is a �tell it like it is� kind of guy. Don�t expect him to sugar coat anything. This tactic has earned him a good deal of respect in the BCW lockerroom and from the staff.
THE INTERGALACTIC DYAD
JONNY C: �This terrible twosome has only started their rise to the top of the BCW, tearing down two of it�s biggest stars in the process. I�m standing here with what has become known as the �Intergalactic Dyad,� Baron Von Demios and his partner, Monolith have become two of the most feared men in the Bloodbath. Baron, why this alliance?�
BARON VON DEMIOS: �Understand this. I have no goals of taking over the galaxy, this system, or even this promotion. I am no despot. I leave those outdated ideals to other, less civilized beings. My goals are much more attainable. I seek the BCW heavyweight title, pure and simple. With the power of Monolith watching my back, I will be unstoppable!�
JONNY C: �Monolith, you are a green rookie, straight out of the Slaughterhouse. How will you make up for your inexperience in the ring?�
MONOLITH: �Size. Have you ever seen a larger wrestler than I? I dwarf everyone in this promotion!
JONNY C: �I see, but size alone isn�t going to win you many matches. You�ll need talent too.�
MONOLITH: �I graduated at the top of my class at the �house. I�ve got more talent, more power than most of these �wrestlers�, and with the Baron teaching me a thing or two, I�ll be unstoppable!�
Suddenly, from behind von Demios, we heard a loud �BANG�! Demios fell to the floor as if he�d been shot! Blood poured from a wound in the back of his head! We spun around to see Steel Justice holding a bloodcovered chair.
STEEL JUSTICE: �We�ll teach you a thing or two!�
JONNY C: �We?�
VOICE FROM BEHIND: �YEAH! We!�
Just as suddenly, �Wicked� Todd Studd appeared and clobbered Monolith from behind! His head jerked forward, but Monolith did not fall. Instead, he turned to face his attacker, rage filled his face! Chair still in hand, Steel Justice lept over the fallen Baron Von Demios and knocked Jonny C down in the process. Instead of another head shot, Justice went for Monolith�s right knee! He doubled over, clutching his leg in pain. Todd Studd, drew back and swung his chair like a baseball bat, striking Monolith dead in the face. He slumped forward and fell to the floor.
Jonny C got to his feet and dusted himself off.
�WICKED� TODD STUDD: �That�s payback, you pieces of trash!�
JONNY C: �Todd Studd and Steel Justice! Together again!�
STEEL JUSTICE: �Don�t get used to it! This isn�t permanent, it�s a matter of convenience.�
�WICKED� TODD STUDD: �That�s right! Justice and I hate each other! But this is our federation! Ours! If this waste of skin (pointing to the Baron) thinks he�s got a chance in hell of ever wearing the heavyweight title, he�s mistaken. He isn�t fit to lick my boots!�
Monolith began to stir and rise to his feet. With that, Studd and Justice decided to make their exit.
MONOLITH: �YOU....TWO.....ARE.....DEAD MEN!�
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