~^*Lame Pick Up Lines*^~
Hiya ppl! =) *LOL* Here are some lame lines! They're really funny. Guys....u might wanna try one of these someday..it might possibly work! ;P My fave one is the first one! =) I added some of the ones I've heard, and I even made up some of them! LoL Now, I'm not saying that lame isn't sweet..cuz some of the lines ARE very sweet...=) Some of the others are just hilarious! =P Enjoy!
- I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in ur eye, run down ur cheek, and die on ur lips.
- Did u know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
- Can I borrow that quarter, cuz my mom told me to call home when I fell in luv.
- What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What u need is some Vitamin me.
- Did u have sugar for breakfast? Cuz ur soooooooo sweet!
- Are ur legs tired? Cuz u been running through my mind ALL day long.
- Do u believe in luv at first sight, or do I have to walk by u again?
- What's wrong with ur eye? Ohh...it's a sparkle.
- If I said u were an angel, would u treat me like the devil tonite?
- Do u have a map? I just get lost in ur eyes.
- Do u like raisins? How about a date?
- Could I get some directions? To ur place?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just u?
- If I told u that u have a beautiful body, would u hold it against me?
- Look at u, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Let me borrow a quarter, cuz I just want to call ur mom and thank her.
- Once u get to know me, u'll find out I'm a lot like an M&M. I just wanna melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand.
- They say the body's 98% water...and I'm kinda thirsty
- U look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?
- Hi, I make more money than u can spend.
- Hi, I have a 1 billion dollars life insurance.
- You should get arrested cuz you stole my heart!
- I'm new in town...could u give me directions to ur apartment?
- Can I see that lable? I just wanted to know if u were made in heaven.
- If u were a tear in my eye, I would not cry, for fear of losing u.
- Are u religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer ur prayers.
- Did it hurt when u fell out of heaven and into my heart?
- I lost my phone #, can I have urs?
- Do u drink milk? Cuz it sure did ur body good!
- If ur parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man rite now.
- I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to u, the PRETTY WOMAN.
- Is ur dad a baker? Cuz u have nice bunz!
- If I was a ghost, would u be my kindred spirit?
- Do u have a boyfriend? Well, when u want a MANfriend, give me a call.
- Do u have a boyfriend? Want one?
- Do u have a boyfriend? Why don't u drop the zero and get with the hero?
- I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are u disappointed?
