This site is the official site of the Jadavpur University Computer Science Batch of 1999. If you are among the sweet sentimental types who cry at weddings, this site is not for you. Neither is this site suitable for people who do not like scandals or rumors or mud slinging. And most certainly this is not the place for people who lack a basic sense of humor.

If you think that "attache" means a briefcase, "chota" is the first name of mr shakeel, "mother" refers to the wife of your father, "sanksriti" means culture, "tel" is what runs a car, "ab" are the initials for amitabh bachchan and "bunk" means a bed above a bed then you are obviously in the wrong alley of the Net. As Shatrughan Sinha would say: " Sidha patli gali se nikaal ja !".

Lastly for those freaks who equate getting "older" with respecting other people's feelings and being mature, get the hell out of here.