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Motherly Humor


One afternoon a man came home from work to find total
mayhem in  his house.  His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing  in  the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn  all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the  house. Proceeding into the entry,  he found an even bigger mess. A lamp  had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded  against one wall.  In the  front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the  family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,  breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog  food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay  under the table, and a  small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs,  stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that  something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the  bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas,  reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered
and asked, "What happened here today?"  She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me  what in the world did I do today?"   "Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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