Priceless..

By: Nolen

Joey:

A cheap whore for Friday night - around $1000 (it depends on what you want her to do)

A Superman necklace - $650

A Superman Halloween costume - $35

A Superwoman Halloween costume - $35 (for those WILD nights)

Joey's face when he sees a jumbo box of Twinkies.... Priceless

Chris:

A bottle of Prozac - $54

Hair glue - $25

Yet another pug dog - $50

A "baby names" book - $5

A pack of highlighters - $3

Realizing he's eating Busta, Rymes, and Busta's food instead of CoCo pebbles....Priceless

Lance:

Sheer Blonde hair shampoo - $15

A new bra from Victoria Secret's - $20

Fluffy high heel Barbie shoes - $5

Anal lubrication gel - $30

The fragrance of Love Scented Candle - $40

Realizing he's the only gay member of NSync....Priceless

JC:

An ounce of weed - $50

An ounce of cocaine - $340

Four Ex pills - $60

New herion needles - $50

A new lacey nightgown - $80

Catching JC in bed with Lance.....Priceless

Justin:

A bottle of Clorox bleach - $4

Curly hair plugs - $4000

6 FUBU jerseys - $300

JTR necklace - $2000

Breast implants for Britney - $18000

Hearing Justin scream "Gimme back mah Bling Bling you big tittied bitch!!"....Priceless

Some things money can't buy.

For everything else...there's:

It's Bling Bling Bitch!!

(Nolen made this. If anyone calls it ghetto, I'ma kill you.)

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