Ok, how do I uh, start this? Alrighty, I think I got it. Let me start out by uh, introducing myself. I'm Nicole, a friend of Julie's, no, not the one that already works on this site. You may have seen some of my contributions to this site. You might have laughed at my humor, you might have not. Anyhoo, I guess I'm going to be like... The DP Correspondent. To forwarn you, it's not just regular news.

It's Nicky's News!

This is where I give you the lowdown, and make a joke about it! Cool, eh?

Latest news will be on top

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Justin Pleased With New Bike "throbbing machine between their legs" UGH.

Britney in the Sack? ..and the Backstreet Boys? Damn!

Sex and Drugs? Can we say "JC" kids?

OTown Issue Threat To *N Sync Yeah, they're cool. Big bad OTown. Psh.

'N Sync Lead Blockbuster Awards WTF are they wearing?!

'N INK *shakes head* Just.. no Justin, NO.

Oops! They Did It Again Can we guess who this is about?

Joey and.. Chyna? What a LOVELY couple they make..

Britney's Justin Caught Red-Handed Naughty boy, Justin..

Justin Talks New 'N Sync LP He really shouldn't talk at all..

Tattling With.. Tiffany Tiffany, Boy George, and Lance? Yeah, we thought that was funny too.

Sticking to the Multimillion Dollar Formula No, it's not Lou Pearlman.

New York Post/February 4, 2001 Can I get a big ole' "HAHA!"?

Sky/February 2001 Why Britney! Shame on you!

Daddy Fatone You read that right. Joey: a daddy.

Kathie Lee and.. Chris? I'm not even going there..

Hecticity Christina? Nice word there killer.

Must-Sync TV? Oh dear God.. please tell me it isn't so.

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That's all the news for now! Check back frequently for updates and if you have any questions, e-mail Nicole.
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